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Hello Namoshkaar RRians
Aaj hum phir aaye hain aapko apne report ke saath pareshaan karne
hum hai aapke Meenu
of MBC reporting the Ranwats special😉
today is the day of Tandav + honeymoon(Dont get happy.. Adha adhura tha🤢 )
and also day of shaheed to many things in the haveli
without puzzling you, lets start from the beginning!!
subject--> Rudy
emotion--> Angry
reaction--> Tandav
consolation--> Lady
WOH JEET RAHA HAI.. AAP USE JEETNE DE RAHE HAIN
action--> Lady hug Rudy
conclusion--> Bedroom ke pillows Shaheed🤢
<Iss ghar mein kuch na kuch shaheed hota hi hai>
But it was such a nice scene
TERE AANKHON MEIN WOH DARR.. MAI NAHI DEKH SAKTA PARO!!
<We can see a very vulnerable Rudra here.. but dont you think we are losing our strong characterization of Rudra in this somewhere?>
SUBAH HO GAYI MAMU
<Can i know if it is subah shaam dupehar or raat? chandangarh ki timing phase hamare samajh ke bahar hai>
Its Mausam Kaki Sumer time
UNTH PAGAL HO GAYA YA SACH MEIN SHATY!!
MANNE KYA FARAK PADTA HAI UNTH PAGAL HO JAAYE YA PAGALKANA KHOLE!!
<Lo ji!! pehle se hi jo pagalkana khole rakhi hai.. iska kya karen? aur yahan ke variety patients ka haal kya hai? ek se mukti nahi mil rahi .. aur memsaab ek aur kholne ki baat karing🤢>
ARZ KIYA HAI
Mausam kaki apni Nalaayak bete ke saath nikli apni bete ki mausam sudarne
toh aayi uski manhus bahu uski mausam bigadne!!
Mausam kaki ne banaya bahana bazaar ne naam
toh bahu ko bhi yaad aayi bazaar mein apne kaam
toh kaki ki maji satak li
aur bahu ko ullu bana ke kisak li!!
Bahu Thullu leke apne pati ke paas chali!!
SUKRIYA
THE SAUDA
saudagar--> Mausam kaki
dusri party--> Shatabdi ki daddy
Saude ki agent--> Nalaayak Chota ranawat!
So sauda is like
MARRY 31 YEAR STILL KUNWARI GIRL TO MORE THAN 34 AGE ALREADY MARRIED BOY AND GET A POTHA!!
<One logical question.. kabhi gor kiya 31 tak us Shatabdi express ki shaadi hui kyun nahi? Kakisa test karwalo varna THULLU MILEGA>
Saudagar calling sauda ko sauda toh dusri party ko katki!!
Covering up drama--> Sauda Khushiyon ka!!
<kakisa Khushiyon ka sauda toh aap kab ka kar chuki hain!! Aaj kal toh hamein tandav aur aapki prem kahani hi toh najar aavat hai!! >
Broker ki idea--> BIKANER MEIN SAADIYON KA SALE!! EK PAR DO MUFT.. AAO AAO LOOT MACHI HAI
🤣
<Sumer sa.. Larka larki ke shaadi ke saude mein Saadiyon ki loot? Haye haye.. Kya timing hai🤣 Sukar hai ki Kakisa ka haath pada nahi aap pe aaj.. utna bach gaye🤣>
Saudagar-->Glare-->Broker-->habad dabad!!
Saudagar's million dollar idea-> DUSRI PARTY KIDNAP THE BOY!! DHAMKAO AND MARRY THE GIRL TO HIM!!
THEN PUSH THEM INTO SUHAAG RAAT ROOM
BAKI SAB RAMI RAKHE!!
<I have a doubt!! agar boy suhaag raat ko mana karke kamre ke khone mein so gaya toh? or agar SR ho bhi gayi and then pata chala ki out of 2 any one is or both are waste for the process... WHAT WILL KAKI THEN DO?>
scene change..
VK ka naya business
VK COUNSELLING SESSIONS
APNE GUSSE KE SAATH AAYIYE AUR APNI NAUKRI GAVAYIYE..
Counselor--> Singh saab the great
Candidate--> Major Ranawat
treatment--> Anger management
prescription--> to psychiatrist Dr. Sethi
Result--> Rudy suspended till he come with Dr. Certificate
conclusion--> Haveli ki samaan hue shaheed Rudy ke tandav ka
midst all these..
jhaanking 1--> Lady
jhaanking 2--> Shanty
<wonder--> does any official of such forces come to his fellow major's house and give him dr's card and ask him to take counselling? normally wont they call him to office and formally suspend him? What kinds protocol BSD follows? Ya phir chandangarh ke day phase ki tarah yeh bhi gayi guzri?>
Ulta happening
Lady SHAAANNNTTTHHH to Rudy!!
<RAM TERI GANGA ULTI>
CONFESSION TIMING
Confession in--> LORD CRAY G's HOLY VICINITY RANAWAT HAVELI
confessor--> Shanty
confessing to--> dono!!
Confession--> Shanty changed Rudy's saadi gift to his lady as he heard Ghungu bahu and Rudy's talks
Reason--> Jealous as Rudy brought Saadi to lady and thullu to shanty
LORD CRAY G--> MAY LORD GIVE YOU PEACE OF MIND and SHOW YOU WAY TO YOUR DESTINATION IN RIGHT PATH... DONT WORRY SON LORD WILL HELP YOU FIND SOMEONE SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!! *drawing cross on his head*
<No offenses to any christian friends here please... HEARTY APOLOGIES TO ANY FEELINGS IF HURT!!>
Confessor's last words--> NO!! LET ME MAKE SINGLE AND GET MINGLE
<HO GAYI SABKE MANGAL!>
PHIR SE SUBAH?
Rudy going to Daftar
lady asking him to go to doctor!!
ho gaya gussa major
so Lady maari U turn in name of honeymoon
Ulta ho gayi
this time Rudy declined offer as time is not right!
<wakayi.. Time sahi nahi hai.. kab din kab raat pata nahi chalega toh honeymoon manayenge kab?>
Jhaanking Shanty sun li yeh sab
so he plans
plan--> bhagaao ranawats out of home and help Paro manao SR with Rudy
reason--> Parvathy khush😉
target--> *secret*
now here comes Major saab ko muskurao Mission
Mission by--> Lady
Target--> Rudy
attempt 1
Dress in white, free hair, fragrant candles!
Result--> Rudy in search of chota hathoda!
<should we bang our head too with it?>
conclusion--> FLAAP
<Gaya Kya pani mein iss baar>
attempt 2
Stalk him singing song!
<seriously... these 2 forgot that they are above 20.. i could only see 2 kids of below 10 years>
result--> Rudy interested in nail n hathoda more!!
conclusion--> flaap
<koi bacha hai paani mein jane ke liye?>
Attempt 3
act like Nailed in hand!
result--> DEAL!!
Paro brings him to center of haveli and gives him a rope to pull
attempt 1--> NOTHING
attempt 2--> NoTHING
Attempt 3 by lady--> Rose petals ke saath tokri bhi giri lady ke upar
Result--> Rudy smile
conclusion--> Lady khush
ultimatum--> Rudy uthao lady in his arms tying her hands and eyes
AB AYA TARGET!!
Jacketwale janaab still in haveli
SR cancel
Paro in room blindfold
Rudy out to get hold of stalker
FREEZE!!!
POINTS TO BE NOTED!!
1. BSD is seriously a mystery
2. Shanty's identification as BSD officer still not verified
3. Looks like singh saab is the one who need psychiatrist as he had the card very safely in his pocket!
4. Haveli things should be made out of steel to save from getting shaheed
5. Mohini the best business woman
6. Sumer sa🤣 interested in saadi.. kareedenge kiske liye?😉
7. aaj bhi mala dillu absent!! BABY BRO CONFIRM!
8. Bati mysterious again became mystery
9. Nice act of bringing muskaan on Rudy face by lady.. but is baar hum gaye paani mein as Shanty bahaya paani in the plan!!
10. Ghoonghat mein Shanty looked khubsoorat🤣
Precap:
Again Gun on Paro's heaD!!
seriously?
Reporter borrowing hathoda from rudy
That's it
Lets meet in next episode
NAMOSHKAAR from aapki MEENU
song for Shanty
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