1. The easiest way to force your enemies to kill themselves, gift them tickets of Humshakals
2. You have to say that the person is Himmatwala' if he watches Humshakals.
3. Sajid Khan and Shirish Kunder are over!! Can SRK save @TheFarahKhan ??
4. Humshakals giving a tough competition to Himmatwaala at the box office..Sajid Khan must be happy.
5. Censor Board asks #SajidKhan to keep a gap of 5 years between his films to allow recovery from earlier ones.
6. Sajid Khan is slowly emerging as the king of disastrous films.
7. Sajid Khan again wasted a lot of money in making #Humshakals. I see everyone in triples after few pegs.
8. A moment of silence for all those who are goin to watch #Humshakals.
9. Sajid Khan is actually promoting anti piracy by making such movies.
10. Public verdict after watching Himmatwala: "This is the worst film we have ever seen." Sajid Khan : Challenge Accepted. *Makes #Humshakals*
11. BREAKING: Govt has decided to station 2 ambulances outside every multiplex screening.
12. If you watch #Humshakals, you seriously need to rethink about the meaning of your existence.
13. On TV, watch World cup Soccer; At Movie theaters, watch Sajid Khan's "Shocker." The choice is yours!
14. If your day isn't going good, please read the reviews for Sajid Khan's #Humshakals. He fails to make a funny movie, but reviewers did it!!
15. A bravery award should be given to #RiteishDeshmukh for being a part of every #SajidKhan movie till to date. Wait .. Or .. :-/ #Humshakals
16. Looking at the cast of #Humshakals, its like #AkshayKumar and #BomanIrani made way for #Saif and #RamKapoor and let them suffer. No?
17. Can we donate movie ticket money to send Sajid Khan to Iraq? Either ISIS will kill itself or Sajid Khan.
18. #Humshakals released today. Stay at home. Lock the doors, or #SajidKhan may drag you to the theater & make you watch his another masterpiece
19. When somone tries to tickle your tummy and force you 2 laugh but you stil end up grimacing with splitting headache, thats a really bad news #Humshakals
20. Sajid Khan's #humshakals is as good a tribute to Jim Carey and Kishore Da as much as rgv ki aag was to sholay
21. Even himmatwala cannot watch #Humshakals
22. #Humshakals becomes the top contender for the Golden Kela Awards to be held later this year.
23. Sajid Khan, Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya..par Hamara dimaag kharab hogaya #Humshakals dekhkar!
24. I love you Riteish Deshmukh but #Humshakals really is unbearable and pathetic and boring and crappy and all the other adjectives.Sajid sucks man
25. People watching #Humshakals and tweeting their disappointment with the movie is like slapping yourself and then crying for it.
26. Just when we thought Sajid Khan can't fall more he gives us #Humshakals two and a half hours of CRAP!!!
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