samachar.. :P

Lekr hum dewana dil...aagaye hain tirchi nazar se li gayi khabrein aapke samne seede nazar rakhke.samjh mein aya..nhi aya..koi baat nhi mujhe bhi kuch khas samjh nhi aaya..chaliye apni bak bak express pr brake marte hain aur le chalte hain aapko DDEJ-EBP ke safar pr...jahan humnein dekha ki..

Satya ki lakh stupid logics fail hojate hain aur raghu ek dum sahi salamat bach jata hai..uske doc dost rohan ki wajah se...rohan hai doc..abhi to wo raghu ka treatment krta dikhayi de rha hai..bt asli baat to ye hai ki raghu ne use antu ke liye specially recommend krke bulaya hai..rohan ne raghu ko apne adde matlab apne paas rkha hua hai..wahin antara ka rorokr bura haal hai...lagataar do-chaar epis se antara royi jar hi hai...lagta hai is baar wo apna pichle record todke hi manengi...antara ko halke fluke jhatke aur hallu hallu..hallucinataion bhi hone laga hai..use lagta hai ki raghu wahan hai,..bt raghu wahan nhi hota...jab raghu hota tha tab use dikhta nhi tha...aura b jab nhi hai to dikhayi deta hai..hmm..matlab saaf hai...antu ki aankhon mein wakayi..kuch hai...khair...antu ka rokr bura haal tha..wo wo pagalon ki tarah basti ki road mein aakr khadi hojati hai..jahan ek taxi bhi pahunchti hai...taxi wala antu ki halat dekkr ghabra jata hai aur .eee...krke brake lga deta hai..aur dekho..kaun aayaaa.."papaji aagaye..papaji..aagaye.."..antu ke papa yani Dr.Kaul aa chuke hain..abhi abhi unhone taxi se raghu ki basti mein land kiya tha...aur Dr.KAul ne apni beti ki halat dekhkr kuch smajh nhi aa rha tha.antu ki chot pr bandage lagane pr antu ne puri story suna di..wahin raghu bhi antu ko yaad kr rha tha..use iss baat ka dar tha ki kahin antu ne rorokr uski basti na duba di ho?...uska dost rohan waise to doctor tha pr ye dil vil..pyaar vyaar ki baat samjh nhi aati thi...use to raghu ki jeet pr party krne ka man tha..

"party to banti...party to banti hai.."

Raghu ke maut ki khabar aag ki taarah fael chuki thi...jiske liye koi firebrigade ko bhi nhi bula rha tha...

Raghu ne rohan ko antu ke bare mein bataya ki apni ms ko bhut miss kr rha hai..aur wo ye bhi janata tha..ki uska haal rorokr aur bhi bura hota jar ha tha..apne kabutar dost pakiya se...jo dinbr mskaul ke ghar pr tirchi nazar rkha hua tha...

Antara ko Dr.Kaul saari sachchai batane ke mood mein aagye...Dr.Kaul ke paas hamare show ki lady don yani Daya Naik ki bhut sari khufiye se bhi khufiya yani ki maah khufiya baatein ek chotu se motu se pendrive mein thi..humne pehle hi bataya tha aapko kin a to usmein pen hai an hi use koi drive krta hai phir bhi uska naam pendrive hai..us pendeive mein thi bhut kuch jo DM ki duniya hila kr rakh sakta tha.. Dr.kaul ne antara ko shuru se shuru krke sari baatein bta din...kaise DM ki secret illegal works ki info colonel uncle ke paas thi...aur unhone unke paas wahi chotu sa motu sa pendrive bhut vishwas ke saath rakhwaya thapr ek war ke chalte unki maut hogayi..aur wo pendrive Dr.Kaul ke paas reh gaya...wo pendrive ab Kashmir se Mumbai tak Dr.Kaul ke sath chala aaye aur ab unke closet mein hi usne apna aada baanaya hua tha..antara ko saari baatein samjh aagayi aur usne apne dimag ki batti chalayi...aur wo pendrive police ke hawale krne ka plan bnati hai jisse DM aur satya jail mein kaid hojayein...raghu ki jaan bhi unki wajah se gayi thi...

"lo chali main...DM ko jail karwane..lo chali main...

Na hai raghu aur na hain papaji..be ek pendrive leee...ke chali main..tik tuk tik tuk.."

Dr.Kaul ke lakh nhi croron baar mana krne pr bhi antra nhi mani aur Dr.Kaul ko bottle mein utarke chali gayi Police station..aur hamari champion antu bhagte hue pahunch gayi commissioner uncle ke paas...wo commissioner ke paas pendrive lekr jati hai...aur commissioner uncle ye dekhkr ghabra jate hain...pendrive wo bhi duniya ki sabse badi yedi ke paas dekhkr.....commissioner bhi ek number ka ghatiya insaan nikla use baat digest nhi ho payi aur usne sabkuch DM ko bak diya...aur antu isse pehle kuch samjh pati use DM ke aade pr lekr jane lage ..ye sab pakiya the kabutar ne dekh liya....aur raghu ko call kiya..raghu aur rohan dinner krne wale the pr..jaise hi pakiye ne sabkuch bataya antu ki nayi yedapanti to raghu ne apna tasty dinner choda aur DM ke adde pr jane ka plan banaya...

Raghu ne emergency ko dekhte hue...aur wait nhi kiya aur nikal pada bachane apni ms kaul ko..

"hayo rabba hayo rabba hayo rabba..."

Wahin jabtak antu DM ke adde pr pahuncti DM ne antu ki puri family ko chair se baandh rkh tha...kaaml hai inni jaldi sare ke sare pakde gaye..

"nayak nhiii..khalnayak hun main...zulmi bdi dukhdayak hun main...

Mujhe pyaar ki kya kadar,,,bs yar nafrat ke layak hun main..."

Antu ye sab dekhkr shocked ho gayi..

Ab zara gaur farmayein..

Kya raghu zinda hai sabko pta chal jayega?

Kya pendrive DM ke haathon lag payega?

Kya antu ki yedapanti use le dubegi?

aur in sab baaton se bhi sabse badi baat jo hamare samne aayo hai wo ye hai ki kal air hue episode ke number kya tha???????..topic pr likha hai 38th epi pr jab ander jhaank ke dekha to wo 37th epi nikal..ab is baat ka khulasa hum tabhi karenge jab writers humein puri sachchai batein..ki wo epi no. 38th tha ..37th tha..ya phir kuch aur...

sabhi sawaalon ke jawaab aapko milenge hamare paper mein to janne ke liye padhte rahiye hamara newspaper...aur rahiye hamesha har khabar se wakifh...kyunki hum hain..PsychopediA...har khabar pr tirchi nazar....aaj raat padhna mat bulna..DDEK-EBP ...aur aadhik jankari na lene ke liya humse kabhi samparak na Karen.... hamari website nhi hai..