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Posted: 11 years ago
@Vrish

Now I have to go find an Italian place for lunch

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Posted: 11 years ago
Vrish, this is awesome!! 🤣
Oh God...the spoilers have turned Karna & the Pandavas into one big happy family 😆

And Priyamvada returns 😃 - hmmm...wonder whatever happened to her in ⭐️B? 🤔
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Posted: 11 years ago
aah, awesome writing vrish, and shani, she must be retired.
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Posted: 11 years ago
🤣🤣🤣

I am terribly hungry now.. Where will I get all that you wrote 😒
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ...Diala...

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<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#006600">I am terribly hungry now.. Where will I get all that you wrote😒</font>



That are almost all Italian dishes. Not sure about Lobster Thermidor

I am planning lunch right now after reading that story 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
🤣🤣👏Hilaaarious Vrish.. Loved "heart-broken" Gatu amd Kumbha Karna.. All now serving Karna.. 😆
I thought spoiler was funny but you have taken it several notches higher.. 😆😆😆
Now I really want to see your version on SP.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Since Arjun doesn't meditate on Durga to please her, I thought about why:
K = Krishna
A = Arjun
D = Durga

Ready, great!

K: Sakha.
A: Aagya Madhav
K: I think you should please Mata Durga
A: Ok. What should I ask for?
K: Ask for victory
A: But I've got you.
K: Oh Arjun, you goose. It's important to also have Mata Durga's blessings since she has under her control this material illusion known as Maya. Get her blessings to shield yourself from this maya.
A: But I've got you.
K: You flatter me Paarth, but seriously just go meditate on her.
A: I don't know ... I was planning on teaching Abhimanyu how to escape the chakravyuh.
K: Oh. Hmm. I can't think of a reason why you should worship Durga then ...
A: Ok, I'll go worship Durga
K: What about Abhi?
A: Relax. How long will this worship thing take? An hour, two hours.
K: You have to meditate on her until she appears.
A: Gahh!! Why didn't you tell me??
K (mumbles): It's kinda obvious.
K (normal): Great so it's settled, go meditate on her. Just concentrate everything on Durga and she will appear. You have my guarentee.
A: Oh, so you have some kind of connection with Durga huh?
K: Well you know ... I did please Mahadev for Samba.
A: Oh Samba. That naughty critter. How is he by the way.
K: He's fine - go now.
A: ok ok. Gosh, I was just asking about your kid.
(Arjun walks off)
K: *sighs*

Arjun goes off and sits under a tree, he mediates on Om Durgaya Namah and recalls the Devi Bhagvatam. Suddenly a dazzling light fills the screen and lo! Durga appears and in a sweet voice:

D: Kaho vats Arjun, aapko kya iccha hain?
A (eyes closed, raises arms in the air and bows down to her): Pranipath Devi Durga. It is truly an honor to have attained your mercy!
D: *smiles*
A (opens eyes): Subhi? What are you doing here?
D (confused): Subhi? I am not your wife Subhadra.
A: Shh. You look just like her
(gets up and walks around tree)
Madhav, Madhav. Where are you?
D (getting irritated, but calms down): Look Arjun, I am not Subhadra.
A (pops up in front of Durga, their noses are inches away): Same eyes, same lips, same skin color, same measurements. If I had to say you were someone, it's my wife Subhi.
D: Measurement?
A: you know thirty-
D: Silence!!!!
A: Oh sure. Now you get upset. But when we are playing guess the measurements on the road, you like it. You're so hypocritical Subhi. Now where did you manage to get all this dazzling light from? Are these invisible lights?
D: These are from my own effulgence.
A: Pssh. I've seen you before. Honey, you never had that effulgence before.
D: Honey?
A: You know, darling, sweetums, hawt stuff. Don't get why you are asking this now, you do love these names.
D: For the millionth time, I am not your wife.
A: So where'd you get this costume sweety? Who made it for you? Definitely keep it. We can use it tonight, if you know what I mean 😉
D: Look Arjun. I am already happily married to the immortal Devon Ka Dev Mahadev. We met before when you got the pasupatastra.
A(eyes open wide): Ohh. Ohhh. Ohhh.hhh. Why didn't you say you were Subhi's twin. It would have made more sense.
D: Really, that would have made sense, but me not getting your weird comments and telling you that I am Durga didn't get past you.
A: You know ... I wish Subhi looked as great as you did. If you don't mind then could you give her your clothes?
D (eyes red with anger): This is why you called me. To have my clothes given to your wife?
A: Ohh no!! That's not my wish. I wish for 10 more wishes.
D (rolls eyes): I'm not a genie ... try again.
A: Maybe I should wish for a genie. Ohh. That blue guy seems to be the funnest. I
D: don't you have a war starting tomorrow.
A: Yeah, but that's a piece of cake. Not too worried about it.
D: Really, you're not worried about it.
A: Naahh. I have the Gandhiva bow, Krishna as my charioteer, a divine chariot from Agni, and divine horses from this Gandharva friend, and two inexhaustible quivers. I'm upgraded to the max.
D: So why did you call me?
A: I don't know... Madhav told me to ask you for something, but since you are Subhadra, you should know too.
D: I thought we went over this. I AM NOT SUBHADRA!!
A: Gosh. You don't have to get so angry. Wait a second, hold on, I'll be right back.

Arjun runs off back to camp, gathers everyone and leads them to where Durga is waiting.
D: You brought more people? They haven't done anything to get to see me!
A: Shhh. Let's put it to a vote. Jyesth who do you think this is:
Y: Well, the resemblance to Subhadra is uncanny. She looks better than Subhadra though. But I think I'll say Durga.
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 1 ... I vote for Subhi.
A: wait a second. What do you mean she looks better than Subhi? She is Subhi. Do you think that my Subhi isn't hot?
Y: woah. That's not what I meant.
A: really. Tell me then Jyesth, just how hot is my Subhi.
Y: uhhh... (looks at Panchaali who is smiling)
A: You don't think she's hot do you. Wow ... my own brother thinks my wife is ugly.
Y: no that's not what I meant. Subhadra is very beautiful.
A: On a scale of 1-10 how hot is she?
Y: I don't think I should say this.
A: I asked you a question, and I demand an answer. Remember, you follow dharma so you must speak the truth.
Y (mutters): shit.
Y (normal): Uhh 8.
A: 8!!! You gave a score to my wife. Jyesth I didn't expect this from you.
Y: but..
A: This will take some time to heal. I can't even look at you anymore.
Y (looks at smiling Panchaali and mouths): Aren't you going to say something?
P: *shakes head*
Y (raises hands and leaves): *sigh*
A: Ok Bratha Bheem
D: This is a joke right
B: I think this is Subhadra.
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 2 YES!!
D: really ... I'm hovering in the air and you think I'm Subhadra?
A: Shhh. It's not your turn. Nakul step on up.
N: Well she looks like Subhadra.
P(Panchaali): Arya. We know she looks like Subhadra. Just answer the question.
N (embarrassed, whispers): How come she always picks on me. I'm smart ... beautiful too .. and smart. I'm smartiful or beautysmart.
N (normal voice): Subhadra definitely
A: Durga: 1 // Subhadra: 3
D: You have got to be kidding me
A: Sahadev. Poorvabhasing time.
S: Pranaam Mata Durga.
A: Are you nuts. Durga: 2 // Subhadra: 3
A: Priya Panchaali, your turn
P: While her resemblance to Subhadra is definitely there.
N (mutters): Oh sure you can describe how she looks. Hypocrite.
P: Arya Nakul, did you say something?
N: nope
P: Don't lie. I heard it.
N (mutters): Then why did you ask me
P: Come inside, I'll teach you a good lesson.
N: *grumbles*

Panchaali catches Nakul by the ear and in front of everyone, drags him to his tent.

A: Wait Panchaali, who do you think it is?
P: It's 100% Durga Arya Arjun.
A: Hmm .. it's said that it's impossible to understand the mind of women. So when she says Durga, she clearly meant Subhadra.
Durga: 2 // Subhadra: 4
D: She clearly meant Durga, me...
A: Shh stop talking Subhadra or else I will have to teach you a lesson myself.
D (pissed off): Do you dare teach me a lesson Gandhivdhari Arjun!!!
A: Well duh. Now cut the action and come home. You have messed up my time. Madhav will be angry that I couldn't seek Durga out.
D: You know what... forget it. I can see the past, present, and future. I see Krishna wanted me to bless you victory. Vijay Bhava. Enjoy.
(Disappears)
A: Woah .. Subhi can't disappear like that. She was really Mata Durga. ... oh crap. Time to meditate again
Edited by shyam09 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action-with starbharat and real MB characters

My first C.N.A.T

Karna who might have never smiled on earth even after death also he barely smiled in heaven. as he was busy in inventing a kind of puspa rath without any wheels

But the mighty star bharat on a fine evening at 8:30 pm made him ROFL🤣

The God's at first thought that Karna must have inhaled laughing gas while researching in his lab

But right then they heard the loud thud of Gada (mace ) of Prince Duryadhan from the lab only (The two buddies remained inseparable even after death also) Now a days he keeps on thudding mace in anger, his anger was much more than Arpit Ranka gets when Krishna comes to negotiate.

"Tell me Mitra, why star bhaarat consider me just a model with good taste of jwellery,cloth and a well built body? did I never have a brain and heart inside!!!" he thuds his gada again in anger

Karna keeps rofling

🤣🤣

Now Duryadhan gets emotional, "Did I ever called you a suta Putra" he was almost in tears

Karna rofled more

🤣🤣🤣

"Mitra was my eyes ever on your Kavach kundal, I never remember throughout my life I have ever said anything about your this two possessions!!"

King of heaven Lord Indra enters the lab, hearing noise

Duryadhan said, "Saitan ka kam yaad kiya aur saitan hazir!"😡

Karna

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Indra said, "Adharmi, you dared to say such things to the king of heaven!! poor lad Arpit Ranka is just bearing fruit of your bad karma."

"No poor Ranka lad is bearing fruit of all characters' bad Karma!!"

"I could never say my friend a Sut Putra, that's Bheema's Karma, and my eyes were never on his Kavach kundal, but your had...😡

Karna , he even tried to wink at friend Duryadhan but his continuous ROFLing stopped it

🤣

Just at that moment a teary eyed Arjun comes😭

Star bharat gave me chance to adore my brother's feet😭, being emotional teary eyed Arjuna hugged Karna,"O jesth after you died, I always dreamed of adoring your feet with rose water..but no author or TV shows gave me that chance before, I remained as a man who killed his own brother from the back... he shed more tears.😭

😭😭😭

"But dear brother Arjuna, as far as I can remember you never did that, even after we became totally brothers in the heaven" Karna said innocently

but that made Arjuna cry moreee,"I failed to become a good sevak of my Jesth Bhrata even after my death!!"😭

Karna hugged back Arjuna, "please don't cry I never meant to hurt you after the Kurukhsetra again!" Arjuna smiled from his heart at Karna's soothing words.

Then Karna addressed to Duryadhan"Oh Mitra I can see your pressure is rising, but when most of the days I see myself crying in the show like Arjun does now in heaven, or I read letters like messengers just can't stop 🤣

"the starBharat Karna lad is poorer than me!"

Arjuna shed more tears😭

😭 he cannot bear a bit of his Jesth Bhrata's pain, even if that person is not his real Jesth Bhrata but an actor who plays the character

Lord Indra and Duryadhan noticed that Karna stopped rofling suddenly, they could feel the strength of bromance in between KaJu, it was soo strong that Durayadhan forgot the pain of butchering his character by star bharat to the extent level and thus the pain of Arpit Ranka

Lord Indra got overwhelmed by his son's bromance with his CEO's (Suryadev) son. Lord Indra even hummed ek ma ki do santane the famous KaJu BG tune from the background.

"Jesth Bharata, why did you stop laughing? you don't know how it pleases me to hear your laughter!!" Arjuna cried

"Because you have hugged me so tightly that my back hurts Arjuna!"

"Yes even after so many years the the pain of your arrow from back remains brother!" He stated it like a simple statement, but that hurt Arjuna a lottt and he burst into tears, "Jesth Bhrataaa!!!"

like always no one noticed that there were Nakul and Sahadeva also, who have joined Arjuna in the crying session, that's why the Bhrataaa word was soo extended.

Only star bharat gave them a limelight , soon they will be treating their Jesth bhrata, after his greatest Kavanch Kundal daan. The twins shed tears thinking what a great serial that star bharat is that the genius CVS did realize the two of them must have gotten quite a good skill at medicine.

They dare not utter any good about the star bharat in front of cousin Duryadhan, they have never noticed him is such a bad mood, not even after Panchaali insulted him saying, "Andhe ka putra Andha hi hota hain.'

Even after their medical skills advertisement by star bharat also Nakul Sahadev remains depressed most the time, as they could not discover medicine to suppress the back pain of Jesth Bhrata Karna.

When Karna some time comes to console them saying, "Leave it my dear brothers, some pain remains forever!"

They cry a lot and Arjuna joins them, which Draupadi's unending magical sari also could not rub😭 , and seeing Panchaali's sari's fate the twins enter into the greater depression

In other part of heaven Yudhithir is consoling Draupadi, but he failed every time

"Did starbharat just showed in the vastraharan Parva that I ordered Dushashan to disrobe me!!"😡

😡

The soft spoken Yuthisthir calmly said, "Yes, but they did not mean it!! They just wanted to glorify you like Goddess!! like nothing happens in the world without your wish"

"like I wanted to marry five of you according to my own wish!" there was a mock in Draupadi's voice.

Now Yudhisthir was in a tight corner, "Well I never meant that! I just wanted to say the show portrays best of Arjuna, sometimes me, the show gives few roles to Nakul Sahadeva as well😃 and above all you Panchaali, its all about you" he tried to smile.

"Oh Shuuut Uppp"

😡

Draupadi yelled her anger knows no limit.

I want Vinash!!!

"I too want this time." Bheesma Pitamah growled, "When on earth I wanted to break my vows!!!"

😡

"And this time kauravas and pandavs will fight together!!"

Mahamahim's mighty voice rang like war cry, Yudhisthir coughed

and said "Enough destruction is already happened, can't you see Pitamah and Panchaali that world is not over yet with the destruction of Kurukhstra".

"I want all of you to destroy star bharat!" Draupadi fumed

"Me too!" Pitamah joined.

"But Pitamah, Panchaali! Arjuna is too much attached to show, and sometimes I think Nakul Sahadeva also is...

"I want revenge!" Draupadi bellowed.

😡

"Let starbharat end we can kill the CVS after that also." Yudhisthir said

Draupadi looked at him and loosened her bun, I want to bathe in the blood of starbharat CVS
Bheema entered

"I promise Panchaali, I will avenge star bharat sincerely they know nothing about food except laddoos".😡 "The CVS even designed my mace like a laddoo!!"😡

Dushashan is having chips and watching stabharat. He barely comes out of his room now a day, he is totally broken, ashamed after watching the star Vastraharan Parva, whole world recognize him with one single phrase, "Dushashasan-one who disrobed Draupadi" but star bharat has stolen his only famous Duskarma of life 😭

Sri Krishna came out of Lord Vishnu again, ready to throw His discus(Sudarshan) on star bharat CVS, but Mahadev stopped Him at the right moment.

He fumed😡, "have you seen Mahadev girls now day change channel whenever I say something!! Even Duraydhan has more female fans than me!!star bharat represents me like an irritating pass class professor who only gives lectures. Even I don't understand sometime what I say!!!😕

Sishupal enters the scene saying, "Hey Lampat!

What's up"😉

ever since Sishupal has seen star Sishu he got addicted his dialogues.

That angered Sri Krishna even more,

His anger encouraged Sishupal, jovially he said " I am already dead, you cannot kill me again! Anyway all the star CVS are Napugshak."he smirked, "But I must admit they have portrayed me pretty well."he snickered, "Like a hero who died for uttering few ugly truths" he winked😉 "and some jewel like ugly words." he burst out into laughter😆

The Trikaldarshi Mahadev gave most compassionate smile to calm Hari, and thought, "I knew this would happen, that's why I spared myself with a cameo role only, otherwise Parvati might have taken Kali avatar again!" 🤢

"Thank God that I can't see." King Dritrastra smiles.

"Thank god I took a right decision, about not seeing the world like my Aarya." Gandhari thinks and smiles.

The person who is truly happy and satisfied is none other that SHAKUNI, he watches starbharat 5 times a day, in various different languages and each time he gets excited he says, "Star bharat CVS mere bachchey!" 🤗

Edited by panchaali - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Panchu.. That was cool 😎 I agree.. Shakuni should be the happiest 😆
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Originally posted by: ...Diala...

Panchu.. That was cool 😎 I agree.. Shakuni should be the happiest 😆


Thankz Sasu Maa for commenting first 😉😊😃

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