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Note: Darklight Requested a Powerpuff Girls one so here it is. I'm afraid it isn't very good and the funny bits are pretty stretched and not that funny. If I had extra time I would really think about what I'm writing ... but anyhow - enjoy this. It's also unfinished because I didn't feel like finishing it. With midterms and finals, not really in a funny funny mood

<note: they are not little boys, they are about the age in StarBharat ... "girls" was used in the opening theme song of PPG so I changed that to boys since it sounded better than men">

Episode 0a: Pilot (The Boys That Never Could)

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

These were the ingredients chosen

To create the perfect little boys

But Professor Dhritrarastra accidentally

Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--

Chemical Y

Thus, The Powerpuff Bharatas were born

Using their ultra-super powers

Shakuni, Dushashana, and Duryodhana

Have dedicated their lives to fighting justice

And the forces of good

*Yawn* Shakuni raised his small arms and jumped onto his small feet. His pink eyes and pink clothes resembled the color of the sky near sunset. He half-floated, half-bounced his way to the shower and after coming out, he moved to the bed to nudge his nephews to get us.

"Get up Dushashana! Get up Duryodhana!" he cried, hoping that somehow or other his voice will reach these two sleepy heads.

Dushashana woke with a jolt, while Duryodhana woke with a grumble.

"Arrgh mamashree! Why did you wake me up so early!" he muttered.

"Now now jyesth. This is fun! I call going to the shower first!" Dushashana exclaimed gleefully.

"Yeah ... no."

"But I called it first."

"Too bad Dushashana ... and wipe that grin off your face. You look like an idiot."

Dushashana starts to cry. Hearing the sound of one of his angels crying, the Professor enters the room and places an arm around Dushashana.

"There there. It's alright. Tell Professor Dhritirastra what happened."

Dushashana, his face wet with tears, pointed towards Duryodhana and said, "Professor. He's being mean to me!"

The Professor looked at Duryodhana and said sternly. "You know Dushashana is sensitive. Why must you tease him such."

Shakuni jumps in and says, "But he is such a baby!"

"And he won't ever shut up!"

"He's too girly." Shakuni added randomly.

Dushashana's lips begin to quiver as his eyes swell with tears.

"Oh alright you big fat cry baby. Go to the stupid shower first." Duryodhana said.

Dushashana's eyes open wide and he skips to the bathroom singing

"It's time I get showering, oh this will be so fun!"

Duryodhana and Shakuni exchange a glance and wait, listening to the sounds of Dushashana as he sings in the shower:

"I'm taking a shower and singing a song.

Stop me if you've heard it.

My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,

and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

and lather, rinse, repeat

as needed."

The two boys outside roll their eyes as they watch Dushashana stroll into the bedroom clad only in a towel.

"Finally. Shit. You take your sweet time." Duryodhan said to Dushashana, as he passes by him to go take his shower.

"I'm sorry Jyesth!" and Dushashana moves closer to tickle his elder sibling, only to be swatted away like a fly.

Tears form in the eyes of the blue powerpuff bharat and he turns away saddened and disappointed. Duryodhan ignores this, but Shakuni moves closer and wraps his small hands around Dushashan.

"There there mere Bache, it's okay. Don't cry."

Dushashan's tears stop as he gives an inquisitive look to his eldest sibling Shakuni. Bache?

Shakuni sensed the question so he hastily stepped away, but boy was he glad when Duryodhan returned.

"So Proffy what's the plan for today? Some big time ass kicking? Some Mojo-Jojo ass whooping?"

The professor shook his head. "Nope, today is just school and -"

He was cut off as the phone rang. Shakuni quickly floated across the room to answer the phone.

"You've reached the Powerpuff Bharat's place."

Silence. No one spoke.

Shakuni spoke louder and clearer. "Hello?"

Silence again, it was as if no one was on the other line. Shakuni scratched his head. He shrugged and was about to collapse on the bed when Dushashana exclaimed jumping with wild excitement: "The bus is here! The bus is here!"

"Run girls run!" The professor yelled. He paused and realized his mistake. "Run boys run!"

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In the bus, after taking their seats in the back of the bus, Dushashana took out his coloring book and began singing his coloring song:

Duryodhan looked away, disgusted by the actions of his younger brother. Shakuni frowned. He had to break the secret, he had to come clean with the other Powerpuff Bharats.

"Guys, I need to tell you something."

Duryodhan smirked and looked at the pink powerpuff bharat. Dushashana, however, was too busy singing his coloring song to pay any heed.

"Dushashana, I need to you something." Shakuni said.

Dushashana looked up at Shakuni and blinked. "mmkay! What is it big bro?"

Shakuni took a deep breath. "I uh ... I uh ... I think ..."

"Just spill the beans you idiot!" Duryodhan said, clearly annoyed at being disturbed.

Shakuni took a deep breath. "I think I'm falling in love with the Professor."

Duryodhana looked away and snorted. But Dushashan beamed. He quickly stole the flower from the girl seated in front of him and pulled out all the petals.

"Yay! Bratha Shakuni loves the Professor! Bratha Shakuni loves Dhritarastra!"

The girl seated in front of him turned around. "Ugh ... we've already ridden that train before. That joke is old."

"Shut up and mind your own business." Duryodhana interrupts.

"Oh oh! Tell me Tell me!!" Dushashana was practically on the verge of peeing his pants. He was biting his lips in excitement and he was trembling with ecstasy.

"I'm going to marry the Professor."

"WHHAATT?" screams Dushashana. Tears form in his eyes again. "Why???? How??? What???"

Duryodhan looks at Shakuni and says, "wow sherlock. That was what the big fuss was about. Idiot."

"Well I thought it was big news and Dushashana is taking it pretty badly." Shakuni said, looking the now rolling and crying Dushashana.

Duryodhan frowned and looked out the window. It was obviously a long way to school so he asked, "how did this happen?"

Shakuni looked out the window and gazed at the clouds before answering. "Before I was a guy, I was a girl."

"You mean like in your past life or something?"

"No, in this life. I was born a girl. My parents named me Shakira. I changed my name to Shakuni after I became a guy."

"Oh..."

"Anyway. One day, I met the Professor in the lab and was fascinated by his work. We went home together and we almost got married after a few months of dating. He even proposed to me and I said yes. It was a beautiful moment, that day. "

"yeah ... uhm ... cut the crap and get the point." Duryodhan said.

"Well, I wasn't able to have kids of my own because of this accident when I was a kid. So the Professor decided to research creating some boys for me. And he came up with formula Y.

"The problem was that while the professor was making his solution, I happened to appear in front of him all sexy like in high heels and as I approached him, I tripped and fell into Formula Y. In my panic, I took a few gulps of the liquid and minutes after you and your brother were born, I turned into this small pink man."

Duryodhan looked at Shakuni. "So let me get this straight. The Professor created us, so technically he is our father. You were going to marry him, so you were our mother, but now you are a guy so you are our second father?"

"Technically..."

At this point, Shyam09 is hungry so he gets up and leaves the room in search of food. He doesn't feel like finishing this right now so he has left this message for everyone to read. Have a great day.

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Next CNAT idea: Horror / Thriller Story revolving around the Pandavas!!