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Baaraatis - Thread Fourteen
A CC for readers of 'Shaadi'
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Welcome to the Real Star Show! In today's episode, we are going to spend some time with the real stars of 'Shaadi, none other than the witty, glamorous, talented baaraatis themselves! But first, here's some breaking news: the baaraatis are currently on a dharna, something about asking the writer for 69 epilogues...but more on that later. For now, let's get started with our interview, I see our first baaraati here! Miss, would you like to introduce yourself?
Introduce? Sure, but first I have to find someone...Ruchi, bahar niklo!
Umm...looks like this particular baaraati is off on her own search, let's move on. How about you, Miss? You look quite...angry? Would you like to tell our viewers why?
Angry?! Of course I'm angry! You would be mad too, if your minions...I mean, co-workers were incompetent dolts. I've been yelling and yelling all morning, and now I've fired them all! They don't call me Lady ASR for nothing, you know!
Er...yes, alright. Hope you calm down soon! Let's move along to this baaraati, who seems to be typing furiously...Miss?
Hi! I'm Choti. I guess you're here to talk about Shaadi? Shaadi is amazing. It has inspired me to write more gutter than usual...I mean, better than usual. That's what I mean. Better.
Finally, we have a name! Thanks Choti. Would you like to introduce some of the other baaraatis?
Sure! Here's Rashmi Di, who makes the most awesome Barun Pics ever. And there beside her is Vandana Di, who's an awesome poetess. And then there's Sami Di, who's collaborating with her to write an epic gutter...I mean, epic poem. Yes. Epic.
Nice to meet you all! Who is that girl in the heavy coat?
Oh that's our Londoner. We call her just that, most of the times. She still thinks she's in London, you know. And the one she's musing with? That's Gita Di. She teaches everyone to...muse. And she's great at it!
Sounds like the baaraatis are one talented bunch! Any other special people I should know about?
Oh I could go on forever! There's Aami Di and Semanti, they're both awesome writers! And that girl laughing there for no obvious reason? She's Looneyluna. She posts some pretty terrific Gifs too. And then there's Re Re, who has some inside sources that she won't ever reveal. Maybe she would tell you, if you'd ask her now?
Uh...sure. Maybe later. For now, can we meet some other baaraatis? How about those two girls discussing Hugh Jackman there?
Oh them? They're Kali and Mini. You should read their comments sometime! And then there's Preeti and Drool and Kavi and Shree...
I think those are all the names I can remember for now! So tell me, Choti, why are you all gathered here? I've heard rumors about 69 epilogues, is that true?
The epilogues? Yes, we want those. But that's not the only reason we are on strike, you know...
Really? Tell me more, I'm sure our viewers would like to know!
Interview to be continued in the next thread...đ
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