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Why did the santa sleep with a scale?

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Q:) Why did the santa sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........

Man: Santa where were u born?
Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body is born in punjab".

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lolz.....but the second one has been posted by someone else recently..... 😊

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