Disclaimer: The Following Articles are made not to offend anyone, but to be taken in the right spirit. Viewers Distraction Not Advised!
The Crazy Creative Team of IF, introduces yet another feature to its members. Every fortnight the CC team is going to bring you news from all corners of IF and the IF Development Team. Crazy Creative Times, will keep you updated on all the crazy and garama gharam happenings behind those locked doors of the development team sections, including a brief description of many major CC events that you should look forward to.
This is our third issue of the Crazy Creative Times. We hope you enjoy reading it, do send in your feedback via PM to crazycreative.
Finally, look out for special contest, Guess the Guest, in this issue.
Thanks,
Crazy Creative Team
Doodhpati with crazies, yesterday and tomorrow!
Monday, 28th May
CCT Reporter: ammmu
Well IFians, Doodhpatti with Naina is certainly growing, with guests from Meghavi, to Minnie, and, breaking the "M" trend to now "C".... us! We certainly hope you enjoyed both parts of the interviews, from getting stuck with George Bush on the island, Creative Heads Saba and Dolly bugging each other, to Part 2, with the beautiful avatars, crazy e-mail addresses (Mrs.Khan-Ronaldo-Abraham?), and finally, Saba driving a car, singing songs. We hope you finally believe us when we say we're absolutely insane... because it's true!
In the next DP Naina has managed to hide everything about the suspicious doodh and bribing her guests, but Dolly and Saba managed to leak a small bit of garam masala, confirming that Naina continues to 'torture' her guests with her Rapid Fire questions. What will happen in the next Doodhpatti, though? Will the torture continue, or will Naina soften down? Read on...
Our next guest is a non-Dev Team member who is very active in the Sa Re Ga Ma Pa forum and is constantly getting confused with the host of the show. He is known for his creative posts and discussions, always running around IF, whether it's being manager of Retro Cafe Chickens, or lending a hand wherever needed.
Arey bhai, yeh kaun hain? Well friends, that's YOUR task! It's time to Guess the Guest for the next Doodhpatti with Naina. You've seen the clues and hints, now it's time to rack or not rack your brains and post who you think it is. The winner gets a special prize!
So ab jaakar post kijiye, doston... kuch bhi ho sakta hain! Post your guesses in this post and get ready for another fun-filled Doodhpatti with Naina... coming soon!
Fighting the Addiction
Monday, May 28th
CCT Reporter: Virgo_stars
With all of India-Forums competing to get into the IF Addicts List, members are now thinking up of different ways to get in there by hook or by crook. With the Top 100 Addicts chart constantly dominated by some of the eternal IF addicts, the members are finding it difficult to break into the list.
The number one position in this list has been occupied by our IF Super Addict Sameer aka koenigbobo for months now and looks like he isn't going to give up this position anytime soon! Following him are other super addicts like moon_uk, advil (adi), psawyer, spikypriya, Guardian angel, IF's Thakur Saab aka Bhaskar, ziddi and buttercup and henna 786.
So what can the members, who are further down in the list, do to move up the ladder of this infamous list? Well our Channel Moderator buttercup came up with a brilliant idea! She offered a deal to Bhaskar, who is currently occupying a high position in the list. The deal asks him to "donate" some of his IF hours to her so she could move up in the list.
Following this trend, the top 10 IF addicts have agreed to donate some of their IF hours to the members who have never made it to the list. But the two people who are most happy to hear this piece of information are our two admins, Vijay and Sree who have been unsuccessfully trying to get into the list of the Addicts since the past year and havn't succeeded yet. Sources tell us that the two admins have warned all Top 10 IF addicts to stay offline and donate their hours or they will be blocked till the admins finally break into the list to see their names appear on the all-knowing list.
So from now on, if you see the IF addicts constantly offline, its probably because they are being generous and "donating" their precious IF hours to people who are dying to see their name in the IF addicts list.
Our survey team informs us that the IF members will be extremely delighted to hear this as getting into the list has now turned into a IF dream for many people on the forum now. So we request the Top 10 IF addicts to go offline NOW! so some other people can finally see their names appear on the sacred list of IF patrons. Now that is what we call being sweet and generous.... right?
Breaking News!!!!!!
No one has seen him, or know him more then his name "Nomi", however he is famous for posting links in more then half the sections of India-Forums. He is Dangerous as he can easily flood your inbox to prevent himself from sitting on hot seat of any kind. Which is a serious crime and offense in the country of India-Forums, and can held to serious penalty.
Take a good look at the picture, if you see him anywhere, please report to Crazy Creative Investigation Team ASAP.
Get Famous!
Monday, May 28th
CCT reporter: sweet_kp
Crazy Creative Times brings to you the madness that goes on behind the close doors of development sections but the real craziness happens right here in the sections with the most insane members like you and me!
If you have heard the tribute to IF Development Team show hosted by the Crazy Wacky Sam and Kitz, you know these two can talk on and on and on. That does make you wonder how will you be able to stop them? Well, lets just say you wouldn't be looking for the stop button once they start coz they are that good!
The team behind this show is quite huge and by the amount of planning that is going on for the first show with RJ Kitz and RJ Sam it looks like the show is going to be jam packed with news about all the fun, happenings, events and parties that goes around the forum. They are apparently going to pick on what regular member are upto in the different sections. So, who knows, you might be the one getting famous on air! (If you are the one getting famous, don't forget to save autographs for the Crazy Creatives who are giving you publicity right now...)
The show will also include many contests that you can partake in only if you listen to the show. So do you want to know where the party is at on India-forums? If yes, then tune in on 1st June at 11pm IST to hear the Crazy Wacky Sam and Kitz only on India-forums Radio.
After Effects of Crazy Day Show!
Monday, May 28th
CCT Reporter: Ms. Bholi Bhali
On 14th May Crazy Creative Team hosted a show to open the secrets of India-Forums Development Team, sorry I meant gave tribute to the Team who work round the clock to bring the best of the best to its members.
The show was not even thirty minutes long, but it has left enough questions and have built enough controversies that it will be answered and solved within next 30 months... aaa lets be realistic 30 weeks?? oh well, whenever they will be solved one thing is for sure that it have left enough impact on the team, and after effects are unbelievable!
In the viewbie section, which was once upon a time a chilling spot for the bheja fries is now the busiest section where viewbies are actually working, apart from all the voting requests and the bribes which like our leaders promised but never given. On a serious note, today you will see in viewbie section GD Super Moderator Sapna standing with a mota wala danda and forcing her team to come up with one topic each. Last Time I talked to a GD Moderator about the Super Moderator, and the only answer I got from her was "Hitler Reloaded". God Bless Them!
Moving on, no change in coolbie section, as it is still the pleading ground of development team members. However, moderator section saw a come back post after such a long time. We breathe a sigh of relief after seeing that moderators who have been posting "I will be away" are finally saying "I am finally Back". Now thats what we call a positive change.
Another change came in the writing style of Vijay, which is now more understandable by lay man, and have gotten replies beside "Thanks for sharing" and "Best of Luck". However, there is no change in Sree (Di), in fact she got another reason to cry and that is directly related to the special show, which she think was anti-Sree. Now who will tell that it is her fault, when she will have crush on every actor in telly industry, it is natural that she will make more foes then friends! So we suggest, you give away half the list, and we promise next show will be not anti Sree in anyway.
Khushi, who was going to re-open her shop has postponed the re-opening as she was bombarded with requests even before the shop was opened, and Khushi was so excited that she thought of postponing it for a while. Lets see when it will be re-opened, I am standing at # 210 outside her shop, behind me there are another 210 people, and more coming!
Bhaskar has bought an armor to get protection from all the members will be targeting him after listening to the show. We heard he has ordered a special glue from Chichuki Maliya, so the sticking of topic is better and permanent. Saba is still wondering why an innocent girl like her was blamed to make life miserable of other crazy creatives. Well, our answer to her is "Yeh Public hai..... Saab Janti hai!". Rest of the Global Moderators, who are the bhoot brigade, have been attacked by real bhoots, and that is the reason that they are hardly seen anywhere. However, Priya.Nair has escaped from the bhoot trap and now we are hoping to see her more.
I should end my report here, before it takes you all thirty minutes to read it, and the after effects are even more unbelievable then the above ones.
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