Arjun/SM Crazy fun Shots : Total Syappa...tere payaar main!! s- 6,p.11 - Page 8

Shot 6 : Experience!

He came out from the board room, After 30 minutes long job interview. His mood was already spoiled with his 3^rd failure in a row to bag a good job. He reached to his car, put out his kerchief to wipe off his face. Who on this earth wants a job! God! Accha khasa life hain, baap ki hotel main khana aur mom ki hotel main sona, upar se itna saara property...kaun khayga! But no! that princess need a real man...jo aapni dum pe kuch kare! Nahi toh madam ki dad se shadi ki baat ho nahi payega! God! Kis manhoos ghadi main isse payaar hua tha!

He was cursing his fate while his phone rang, it's her. "Think about the devil and the devil appears!! Iss ladki ko vi kaise pata chalta hain ki usi ke naam le raha tha!" he thought, taking the call.

Boy- haan jaan! Main bas 10 minutes main tumko pick karunga.

Girl- hmm..lekin tum karr kya rahe the haan! I've told you na, keep me updating after every 10 minutes..aur tum last 1hr se network se bahar, why your phone was switched off!

Boy- I was in an interview..

Girl - (cutting him short) Accha! How's it! Iss bar job ho jayga na!

Boy- nahi.

Girl- kyun nahi! Kya problem hain! Dekho! It's your 3^rd interview in last four month. What are you doing yaar! Are you not serious about it!

Boy- of course I'm serious Jaan! But problem toh suno! Main ek fresher hoon...no experience..upar se mere dad has reputation..toh main kahin aur interview dene jaata hoon toh log suspiciously dekhte hain...ke kahin yeh mere dad ki koi besiness trick toh nahi!

Girl- yeh lame excuse matt do..sach toh yeh hain ke tum main kabiliyat nahi hain...

Boy- (in heated tone) haan! Nahi hain! I'm a greenhorn! No experince! You get it! Mujhe koi job nahi dega...acchi job ke liye acchi exprince hona zaroori hain... (grumbling) aaj tak sabne yehi kaha..beta tera result accha hain..tujhe koi nahi rok sakta,, but yahna dekho..sab experience ka ratt lagake baitha hain...aur tum! Pata nahi uss din mere dad ko kya patti padake aayi ho..woh bi yehi bol raha hain..pehle experience gain karo..bahar job karo..phir mere company ki taraf dekhna! Huh!

Girl- Dekho! Iss waqt tum aise haar nahi maan sakte! agar tum aise fail hote rahe toh dad se humari shadi ki baat kaise karoge! WOh toh humari shadi ke liye kavi nahi manega! Mujh pakadk kisi aur ki gale main band denge!

Boy- haan! How can I forget you Dad! Saara musibat ka zadd toh wahi hain..unhi ka idea tha na yeh! Aur pata hain board pe jo log baithe the, sub unhi ki umar ka hain, toh baatain vi unhi ki tadha kia...mujhe toh laagta hain jab tumhare dad se humari baat karne jaunga toh woh bhi mujhe sedhe puchenge(making a heavy ton) "Young man! Tum mere beti se shadi karoge? Do you have any experience?"

Girl- How dare you! Tum mere dad pe jokes marr rahe ho!

Boy- nahi! Sacchi! Mazak nahi! Socho..aaj kal divorces itna kyun ho raha hain! Because of the immature decision of marriages..that too without previous experiences...young generation 2din hangout, 2 days dating ke baad hi shadi karr lete hain, phir adjustment problem hota hain..ultimate result divorce! Isiliye soch raha hoon tumse shadi karne se pehle main 2-4 shadiyan karr leta hoon...ho sake toh aur zyada...for experience..you know!

Girl- What! Are you nuts!

Boy- Arre nahi..I'm serious! Mujhe toh laagta hain tumhe vi 2-3 shadiya karr leni chahiye..taaki jab hum shadi kare tab humari life main koi problem na ho..waise tum ladkiyan toh paidaishi precocious ho...tum logon ko experience na ho toh vi chalega...duniya ki saare experience toh sirf hum boys ke liye zaroori hain na!

Girl- suno! Tum ghar jao aur acche se nahao..sarr pe ice water daalke! Tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya!

Boy- but Jaan..suno na!

Girl- tum phone rakho...mujhe tumse baat nahi karni! Ullu kahinke!

She cut the call, and he just cursed his fate. "Duniya ki harr problem mere saath hi kyun hota hain!" he complained the almighty.

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now ladies! how's it! & let me know whome you've imagined!

P.S. thought it's Arjun/SM shot..but I couldn't help imagining Shree & Liza.😛