Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:57:54 AM Sahil Rizwan
Well, where do we begin with this one? Far be it for me to diss anyone's dreams, but this is the bazillionth attempt by unlikely film hero Himesh Reshammiya (playing unlikely film actor Ravi Kumar) to score a solo gig (FYI, he is also the writer, music director, singer, producer and distributor of the flick). At this point, I would just like to take a moment to say to him...bro, ho gaya. You gave it a good run and some of your projects even made money. But when you start doing films that aren't even bad enough to like ironically, you know you've done messed it up. I mean, the movie stars feminist icon Yo Yo Honey Singh and it still doesn't score on camp value. There is just no forgiving lost potential like that. Like I said...bro, ho gaya!

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