#2 Asya ff jane kab hum apke hogaye part 15| pg 86 - Page 30

Originally posted by: halima_zaka

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Zoya : fine! Jo bologe wo karungi please!

Asad : pakka?😉

Zoya : stamp paper pe likh ke doon?😡

Asad : hmmm to do one thing ! mujhe tv dekhna h 😉

Zoya : ha toh? Dekhlo remte vahi side table p to h 🥱😕

Asad : tsk tsk tsk zoya, mujhe vow la tv nahi ye wala tv dekhna h [ while pointing towards zoya]😉

Zoya : me tv kya matlab h ye?😕

Asad : m jo channel bolunga tumhe vese banna h..varna mafi bhul jao! 😉

Zoya : ok ok fine bolo ab!😡

Asad :[ he took the remote n pointed towards zoya] oh some saas bahu sopa is going on! 😉

Zoya [acting both saas n bahu]:

Bahu : maji maji plz mujhe ghar e mat nikaliye m m apki bte ki biwi hu! 😭

Saas : kya kya kya ? tum mere bte ko abi bhi nahi..😡

Asad : change! Weather report!😉

Zoya : [acting as reporter] aj ke mukhya samachar , Mumbai m bahut barish ho rahi h aur log bat bat p chid rahe h , unse ye darkhwast h ki vo apna gussa tyag de kyunki log unki vajah se tv bne ja rahe h aur..😡

Asad : change! Radio ! 😉

Zoya : aur aap sun rahe radio mirchi 99.7 big fm aur ye gana spclly asad amhed khan k liye zoya farooqui ki taraf se , m ka karu ram mujhe budha mil gaya.. m ka karu ram mujhe budha mil. 😡

Asad : shut up zoya , change oho sholay movie arahi h...😉

Zoya :wait a second to tum chahte ho ki mein vo veeru ki pani ki tanki se kudne wali acting karu?😳

Asad : shut up! Tum gabbar ki acting karo! bat bat p veeru ki acting kyu karne ki bat karti ho? ek hi scene pata h kya? gabar bano!😡

Zoya : par wo to tum ho! 😆

Asad : shush! Tv bolte nahi h , go on!😆

Zoya : [walking towards asad in full attitude] are o sambha kitne admi the?😛

Sambha {zoya} : eke k tha sarkar!😆

Gabbar [zoya] : kya naam bataya ? asad ahmed khan?😆

Sambha : ji ji sarkar !🤢

Gabbar : tabhi har gaye hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe zara use puchna to ki mummy ne bachpan m konsa dudh pilaya that!🤣

Sambha : ji ji sarkar. Par sarkar vo bahut bada akdu h! bat bat pe gussa hojata h! 😡

Zoya : isilie to maafi mang rahi hu yaar maaf kardona asad please! 😭

Asad : okay okay okay good job zoya! Maaf kia 😆

Zoya : yay!!

They both had a chat fr sometime n then went to their particular rooms. Later she came into his romm as she started getting board. As he felt fatigue he thought to take some sleep.

Zoya : ofoo! Ye to so rahe h, haye sote hue kam se kam angry young man to nahi lagte! [she huffed] koi nahi I'll come later. 🤢

She turned to go but then she thought to haress him.

Zoya : aj bahut maafi mangvayi na mujhse, its time to teach him a lesson. Kitne pyare lagte h sote hue, he bhi pyare lekin ek no. k akdu, though kabhi kabhi. Kon kehsakta h itne pyare se shant se dikhne vale mr. asad ahmed khan k is nakab ke piche ek akdu, nakchida aur bhayanak asad bhi h! 🤣

She started politely but ended up in an angry tone. Asad slept or acted to b sleeping. He actually got up ven zoya barged into the room vid a loud thud, he vas trying to hard to control his forming laughter. He actually had an urge to c vat she is going to do.

Zoya on the other hand started to search for remote of television. She found it soon n turned it on. She kept it on mute till she searched fr a music channel. As soon as she found it she looked behind and smiled micheviously at him n then she stood on the bed here he as sleeping. She took her scarf n tied it on her forehead n then turned the volume of the tv too high n started dancing.

The song ended n she turned back enthusiastic to c his epression bt she got shocked as she found him still sleeping comfortably. She tapped her fingers on her chin. She bent beside him n checked if he kept on something in his ears that he cant hear the sound of the television.

Zoya : ye to kumbhkaran se bhi bura soye h , umm ha kan m chilati hu! ASAD!! 😆

He still remained in his position. Her mouth formed an O'. she started beating him lightly n in so0metimes hardly even. On getting no response she actually got scared. She started shaking him yelling his name n scared she started panicking. Soon asad understood that she's scared n fluttered his eyes open to descried a terrified zoya vid big vide eyes n a big fat mouth formed in a o'. as soon as he sa her he broke into fits of merriments. He clutched his stomach tight rolling on the floor. Zoya just stared him n started tossing cushions toards him. After a long catching n batting practice they finally stopped. Asad finally straightened herself n started santering to her. He steadily moved his hand to his pocket n removed his purse taking out a thousand rupee note n gave her on the contrary zoya looked at him vid atmost confussion. he pointed toards her forehead bt still she didn't understood so he said.

Asad : vo kya h na ramukaka...😆

Zoya : ramukaka??😕😕

Asad : ha vo ramukaka hi ese sar pe kapda bante h , aur safai karte h par yaha p tum ho safai nahi par gandagi to ki 😆

Zoya :kya kaha tumne?? Mein mein ramukaka? Sholay dekhke aye ho? Subah tak mujhe dat rahe the aur ab? U r so bad! I hate u ! argh! Go to go to arghh go anyhere! 😡

She marched out of his room while he followed her. Obviuously this girl is driving him crazy.

Zoya's room :

She went inside bt didn't shut the door, as she very well knw that he was going to come. She slid under the covers n slept or again acted to sleep.

Asad: kya zoya ? tum ruthi ti raho m manata rahu? Y kya bat hui?

Zoya : thodi der pehle kon mujhe pareshan kar raha tha n manane ko bol raha tha? 😡

Asad : par tum barbar esa kyu karti ho? 😆

Zoya : kyu koi problem h kya?😡

Asad : nahi mujheto adat h par 😉

Zoya : adat h matlab? Are ha apne bataya nahi ki 'apki gf...😉

Asad : zoya, phir se mat shuru hojana!😡

Zoya : are batao na, acha bus nam to batao , I promise I wont ask anything!😃

Asad : fine! Koi bhi nahi h, I got a call abt a deal that got finalized!😃

Zoya : oh acha! [ she said sadly]🤔

Asad : what tum khush nahi ho?😲

Zoya : nahi khush hu par agar gf wali bat hoti to kher chodo! Par m apse naraz hu! Manao mujhe!😡

She started walking as it was evening n they have to get a dinner outside, she started walking towards the car. She tried opening it bt it didn't , she turned back n saw asad has the key, great she forgot that also in her stupid anger game, she thought. She knew she would have done like this bt when she came india met asad n after the whole nikah fiasco, she felt like a kid with asad, the way he pampers she loves it and thus shye enacts being angry, she loves irritating him as she enjoys the cute expressions n the way he pampers her after that. She folded her hand across her chest and tapped her foot facing the other side, she lost in her thoughts didn't realized that asad has taken a seat in and started it waiting fr her, when she realized its too much time she turned back her face partially to peep in n saw that he is already waiting she made an irritating face n went to sit in!

Asad : vese zoya bachpan m tum cartoon thi kya? Vo jo mickey mouse k sath ata than a kya nam tha ha dounald duck? 😉

Zoya : kyu apko kya? Haw apne kya bola? 😡

Asad : cartoon! Donald duck!😆

Zoya : jao ap manane ki jagah mujhe aur bol rahe ho? Kitne gande ho ap! Ab ap mujhe double manaoge! 😆

Asad : tum pagal ho! Pata h meri behen bhi aisi hi h! well tumhara koi bhai nahi h, agar hota to samajh ayega na, m aur ayaan to itni mushkil se manate he use, lekin tabhi bhi vo humari jaan h, behen hona kitna acha hota h , nahi sirf behen bhai bhi, ghar m chehel pehel rahti h , koi hota h jise hum pamper kar sakte , khud bhi pamper ho sakte h, larte ho, masti karte ho!😳

While he was speaking zoya went silent which disturbed him.

To b continued!

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