Take 5:Hilarious 5:may 5th and 6th

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Hi Guys,🤗

Here is my Take 5 for May 5th and 6th.😃...The takes which usually come at 12 pm at night (😉) have now started coming later in the day...coz of IPL...Ghar mein mujhe koi TV hi nahin deta 😡😡..IPL goes on till 12...and I can watch JA only after 12 😔.😔...So,here goes:

Take 1 :Agra's best choice

After relieving MA of her duties, Jalal appoints the best and most qualified /capable person to carry on part of her duties...And the honur goes to ?Mr Munim Khan...😲😲😲...Munim Khan?are you serious???MA is replaceable by a clerk....Either MA Wazir e alia ke bhes mein clerk-e-alia ka kaam rah rahi thi!!!! Or Agra's second most qualified person after Atgah is a clerk.!!!.God,Agra ki raksha karna😕😆😆

Jalal's stress level's have increased thanks to MA's gustaakhi!. He doesn't know whom to trust since Agra is filled with thorns disguised in the form of roses. No wonder he chose a very ordinary person. Less stress for him!😆

Take 2:Trimurti

Jalal has appointed Gandhiji's three monkeys for sheer entertainment value in his court👏👏👏...Their job, ...nod in unison and whisper secretly to each other at random intervals..😉The centre wala monkey is the most influential⭐️...This is obvious because the other two take their nodding cues from him and keep admiring him and sticking to him jaise ki nayi nayi shaadi hui hai🤪...The left monkey is so besotted with centre wala monkey that he simply cannot take his eyes off him❤️❤️...he keeps looking at him lovingly throughout both the episodes...kya yehi pyar hai??☺️...The right wala nods at looks at him intermittently...but aag usmein bhi barabar lagi hai❤️❤️... The centre wala even gets to make announcements at times⭐️⭐️...No wonder the other two look at him so admiringly and respectfully. Centre wala also gets to keep a beads necklace(itne saare perks😲)...suna hai "Bandar ke gale mein motiyon ha haar"😉...That saying was based on this Centre wala monkey...The other two get to wear big black chef caps..."👍🏼👍🏼 someone once told them"Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swad".😆😆.so they decided to enter the kitchen and try tasting adrak...ab adrak to mila nahin...par chef ka cap le liya..after Agra is all about Audhas and less about actual work...😆😆😆 ..Dono monkeys also get to wear a black vakil wala coat...the left one is unable to get his hands out of the coat most of the time,but he doesn't complain 👏(Jo should learn a few things from him on "how to adjust in sachha pyar")😉

Even I saw them! The center dude kept doing 'tauba tauba' everytime!😆. The entire trimurti gang's expressions were worth watching!😆

Take 3:Zara phir se kehna 😉

Adham is given training to his soldiers for" Halla Bol..😡😡."Quite obviously the entire pack is not only stupid but also hard of hearing coz Adham has to shout at the top of his voice to make himself heard...Surprisingly no one in the palace of Agra is bothered...Anyway,Adham goes "Hum Ammi jaan ke apmaan ka badla lenge"...and the crowd "badla lenge badla lenge"...Ab Khul ke bagavat hogi.."Bagavat hogi bagavat hogi"...My guess is the soldiers are on drugs and just keep repeating the last two words of Adham😉...ek koshish karke dekhna chahiye "Hum MA ko maar dalenge "..I am sure they'll go "maar daalenge maar daalenge"...Hum aaj pani puri khayenge "... "pani puri khayenge, pani puri khayenge"..😉.Hum sab kal agra mein jhadoo lagayenge ..."jhadoo lagayenge jhado lagayenge"...😆😆😆 Yeh insaan nahi ,sirf kya Adham ke echo hai.

This was hilarious! The reason being that so many brainless people were together!😆

Take 4: What a vaar

Jalal is doing talwar practice...I think one of the soldiers(or maybe both) have been trained by Jodha begum..bcoz one of them suddenly starts playing dandiya with Jalal in the middle of the mock battle.😲😲😲..

One ,two(neeche) ,three four(upar). ... One ,two(neeche) ,three four(upar)... One ,two(neeche) ,three four(upar)...

Not only that,he proves who is trainer is by swinging so wildly at Jalal that he himself loses balance and falls on the other side... Aisi ghatiya training to ek hi person de sakti hai..😉.Aur .Yeh to Jodha ka signature shot hai na...pakka usi ka training hai...😆😆😆 If anyone needed more proof ,here it is...He hurts Jalal and still keeps on fighting...😲😲😲

Haan muje bhi lagta hain that Jodha has only trained those soldiers!😆

Take 5:Triple role

Atgah has way too many responsibilities..He is going to crack up due to stress some day soon..First he looks after Agra ...Now he has been handed over part duties of MA...Ab Jalal ko chot lagne pe lep lagaing also Atgah's duty??😲😲Is he going to triple up as Atgah+MA+Jodha begum??...As Atgah is applying lep Jalal fondly remembers the time Jodha begum used to slash him around,hurt him and hit him and then apply salt on his wounds...umm...sorry..matlab...lep on his wounds...😳

Ataga is a stressed-out fellow! Bechara! Us par mujhe taras aata hain.

Take 6:Aaj kuch toofani karte hain

Mrs Noddy is feeling bored in toytown and has come to meet MA...thinking,isko thodi si chaabi doongi to chillane lagegi.😉..I can also shout a little,thoda entertainment ho jayega ...waise bhi Tata sky ka recharge nahin kiya.🥱..so I can't watch the afternoon saas bahi soaps..😕to MA se hi entertainment le lete hain...phir aaram se jaake lunch khaoongi...😃

Jiji Anga ne khatre se munh mol liya hain😆 But I kind of felt bad for her. She wanted to redeem herself but MA stopped her

Take 7:Chaddar khaddar ki Armaan hai Resham ke😛

MA has employed Mr Drooping moustache in her services...Yeh wahi Drooping moustache to nahin jisne Jallu par hamla kiya tha..😡contract basis pe kaam karta hai kya yeh...Freelancing...hmm???🤔🤔...Anyway Mahamanga enters her Vishwamitra cave...but to our utter disappointment there is no Menaka to dance for her nor has MA hidden her brains there(as we thought) ...Instead MA throws away the dirty shawl to reveal a green colour bedsheet...She then starts shouting a the bedsheet..."Tum kab tak chup rahoge..hume raaz batao..."😲😲😲 For God's sake,MA bedsheets don't talk...But then ,to our utter shock and disbelief the bedsheet starts moaning..."Ooh Aah ouch"..😲.MA ke torture se ek bedsheet chillane laga..😲.to insaan ki to khair nahin..😕.Is this another of Shehnaz's tricks,by any chance...She changed the shehenshah into a green hanky..maybe she has changed half of Agra's army into a green bedsheet.😲..possible...🤔🤔

That was utterly preposterous! I just didn't get that scene. Was it really a baby or a man who has become the size of a baby?

Take 8:Vichitra Gehna

Moti is going for her daily Thaali walks..Thaali walks are walks where you just saunter around in the palace garden with a Thaali having two yellow flowers and one ladoo in it.😃..That way ppl think u r doing Puja whereas actually you are just passing time...This is a Rajvanshi trait which Moti has picked up from Jodha...Anyway,on her thaali walks Moti sees Shivani and her Tejwant...Shiavni is glancing enviously at Tejwant every few minutes because Tejwant has been rewarded with a new and novel piece of Jewellery by the shehenshah..👏. This is a choker necklace cum bangle..😳😳The choker necklace has been tied to his pagdi to make sure it doesn't fall off but it is the responsibility of Tejwant to see that the bangles stay put.😲.So he is forced to keep his hands at 90 degree angles continuously..But he doesn't seem to mind as they look so pretty on him.☺️☺️☺️..Shivani this jewellery is "Neighbour's envy ,owner's pride"

Bechaari Shivani. Tejwant se shaadi karne ke chakkar mein she must have lost all her jewellery! She must have seen jewellery after ages!😆

Dialogue of the Day:

Ruqaiyya and MA are having "AAP KI ADALAT"...😉

Ruqs to MA:Aur bakwaas nahin sunna hai aap ka

MA:sun lijiye Ruqaiiya begum,nahin to aage jaake pachtaeengi😲😲 (bakwaas na sunne pe pachtaaengi😲😲😲..itna zaroori bakwaas 😉)..Then MA shares her pearls of wisdom..."Jab jahaaz doobne lagta hai to choohe sabse pehle bhaagte hain,unko pata nahin ki unko anyway swimming pool mein girna hai..."...Adham ko swimming pool mein jumping ka training dena shuru kar do...kaam aayega😉😆😆

I loved that scene! Especially the 'bakwaas bandh kijiye' part!😉

Food for Thought:

Why are Agra's Khwaja sera soldiers wearing that head jewellery and nose ring...How will they fight with a nose ring on?😲Won't it get in the way?😲😲ladai karte karte nose se latakna laga to...nose ko sambhalenge ki enemy ko???..Or is it some new form of face armour...???
1. When did Jo recite "om bhor bhuvasuvaha om"in front of the Tulsi..main to kabhi nahin dekha.😛.Jallu ko yeh naye naye ideas kahan se aate hain?

She did recite it in front of Jallu. It was in the episode when it was Jallu's birthday!😳

Jo is able to see problems from Shivani ki Drishti,Sujamal ki drishti,Bharmal ki dhristi..How abt trying Jalal ki drishti for once?😡😡 Btw,what has Moti been doing in Agra all these days?Couldn't she even give water to the dying Tulsi?😡😡..Or was that also a rajvanshi vachan.".Aap tulsi ko paani nahin denge.."..Okie dokie...👍🏼👍🏼
1. Jo had been lying all along that she was telling stories of the shehenshah to Rahim..she was actually teaching him Ramayan and Mahabharata...Jallu phir se bewakoof ban gaya,..When will u learn Jallu?

Originally posted by: rishbala3018

Awesome post dear!!
Hilarious

Originally posted by: gauriS

omg u r hilarious🤣

some of my favs:

take 3

take 4

from take 8: So he is forced to keep his hands at 90 degree angles continuously..But he doesn't seem to mind as they look so pretty on him.

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Originally posted by: happygolucky099

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