Hello ppl im back wid a review of another bad episode of lrl...............so plzz dont beat me up if the analysis today is not good..........im sorry......
Highlights Of The Day:
1)Huda is mumbling about abhi and crashes into the man himself...........ahh!!! think of the devil n the devil is here!!!!😆...he advises huda to be serious, coz girls like serious guys...............ahha look who's talking...........plzz i beg u why dont u be a bit serious..........am i asking 4 too much.......?😕.........and STOP giving dating advise to cadet for god's sake............kma has already turned into a engagement venue n marriage mandap before.............i dont want it to turn into a dating academy or marriage bureau for devil's sake🤢
2)Huda is not at all impressed with abhimanyu................aye......i luv him 4 this ....even im not at all impresed.........your first thought is always good but god knows what virus destroys your thinking system later.........i tell u man!!!.........stay away from naina.........abhi is taking his class..................congratz congratz....its proved that this academy has lessons too...........but i'd have preffered if it had been a useful lesson.......and not a music class............have their daily drills stopped...........and they have taken to music full time...........arghh!!!!!!abhi introduces himself to all n shakes hands with the cadets...........mind u only 4 of them...........coz all the other cadets are useless arent they..............i say chaps!! alekh should thank rajveer everyday for demoting him...............he's escaped all this crap......😆
3)Abhi advises everyone what instruments they should play and he guesses their nature n problems by just a handshake.............eeerrr.....excuse me shalini mam, can i borrow that hammer of yours if u r done with hitting yudi with it.........i'll give it after 1/2 an hour coz this episode promises me the use of a hammer numourous times😕🤢.............ok tell me, what is this guy.................hey wait, is he some blood relative of lolita.............she looks at a cadet n tells his/her sunsign n he tells them about their nature by a mere handshake................hey ppl cut the astrologers n palmists.............we have new age fortune tellers here.........ok point to be mentioned...he flirts with pooja..........muhahaha........go away before i die hitting myself with a hammer so many times!!!
4)Abhi hands them the instruments and asks them to play and a perfect hullabaloo starts.............cachophony..........madness .........jungliness comes alive with all first timers playing the instruments as if they are pros............i go mad with them.............hee haw..........im the king!!!! err queen!!! dhing dhang bang bang...dhinchchik dhinchik...............and get a nice clonk on my head from my dad who'd just come into the room and was horrified to hear all the noise.....i cutely blame abhimanyu for creating all the ruckus.........and tell him see rajveer was soo much better..............i never used to make any noise when he came onscreen (psst.dont tell dad.......but thats coz i forget everything after seeing raj...........aww my sweety...cutie........choo chweet he is na) ..............by the way is the whole academy dead and where does that bc go when u need him the most.......apparently abhi realizes the crisis of ppl switching off their tv...so he shouts at them to keep quiet..........yeah ppl keep quiet .this is a self confessed frog who's waiting 4 a kiss to turn into a prince, so better listen to him.............is that a reason enough to be listened to by ppl???
5)Canteen me all r having food naina asks for curd i think............she curses her luck coz its finished......raj says dont curse your luck soo much............and takes a bowl from his plate n gives it to her.....she shouts at him............i bring forward my dinner plate to take the bowl from raj............hee hee...............this is called chance pe dance karna or mauke pe chauka marna.............hee hee...............naina screams at him she doesnt want it now abhi comes n offers her his bowl, she thinks its raj again n screams only to see a surprised abhi, he asks her dost aur tumhare beech koi problem, she says no...........oh no abhi no problems........capt. rajveer has a sign-board around his neck saying.....come scream at me........so she was just doing that!!!!!🤢...every one treats him like this.............stay here 4 a few days n you'll know..
6)Pooja n ali scene...pooja is lying on ali's lap...............point to be noted here, they seem to be in the midst of some weird jungle like place............and ali is looking soo uncomfortable as if a snake is hugging him..............blimey,.............either he's a terrific actor or he's actually uncomfortable...........hehehe...........he gave the perfect expression..........hahaha......pooja praises abhi n , ali asks whats wrong with her.....she thinks raj is srk now she's after abhi...........yeah talk about changing loyalities..pooja im disgusted with u too..........pooja compares abhi to akshay kumar.............im planning to gift shalini's hammer to akshay kumar , coz if he hears this he's gonna need that hammer and i pray for his welfare that he doesnt hear this😕..........ali is as irritated as i am , by now , so pooja changes the topic and now she asks ali if he's kissed anyone before...........she asks him to kiss her.........or she's call up him mom n ask her to get them married...............yeah do that u little punk!!! one cadet has already got married .....and this is the perfect time.......coz the whole academy has lost it..............u wont find a better timing for it...............she teaches ali how to kiss.she asks him to close his eyes......and ali in all innocence quips, pooja ankh band karenge to dekhenge kaise........hee hee........nice point there ali........hee haa hoo...then again the kissing tution starts..............kill me....ok this time im pretty serious...........coz my mom-dad are sitting with me n watching the show n i dunno wat to do😡.........i want to run away from there and just as im about to flee..........yudi boy comes there.............and pooja sees him n screams..ali to starts screams and yudi joins in...........what is this, a screaming marathon??........he looks at them and then runs away............lolzzzz ...hehehehe.............oh my.........this guy is soooooooooo funny...........he runs away opens his clothes and jumps into the water..........gotta give it to u yaar..............seeing this scene even i wanted to drown n die😆😆
7)Abhi n Raj are playing golf............with one golf stick n one hockey stick............hee haw.............is this the new trend or did they not get two golf sticks............abhi says kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai..........blah blah n puts a perfect shot...................👏.raj hands the hockey stick he was holding to abhi n gears up for his shot saying kabhi kabhi.......hey is that some magical line which everyone has to say before a shot..........i didnt know that........im still learning.........😕😆..............abhi interupts him n says do u ever remember nandini...........raj loses his concentration n misses the shot...thats what u wanted didnt u.........argghh!!!!! abhi says aww wrong shot.....raj says ya as always..........aww poor u.........its ok raj.........i dont care if u can play golf or not..........anyways i think its a silly game,.........hee hee...........abhi asks about nandini again..............ok so nandini is gonna enter soon but i wonder why????? if raj is leaving then wats the purpose???.........well wonders will never cease......but articles said nandini will cause friction between abhi n raj but it doesnt seem so.................😕......ok whatever...now abhi hands back the hockey stick to raj.........why???? why do they have a hockey stick.............i realize its 4 me?? err u guys confused?? yeah shalini complained that her hammer is missing n told everyone that i stole it.............im hurt !! i asked 4 her permission....u guys saw that na........im not a chor....but bc banished me.......so my raj got a hockey stick for me😳......😆..........now abhi asks if there is some problem between raj n naina....raj who was waving the hockey stick at me stops in mid-air and says err no .....abhi asks again......raj says likh ke doon kya ki koi problm nai hai........hee hee........dont irritate my sweeto plzz...
8)All cadets r in infirmary with a shivering yudi ..shalini asks them tob hold yudi still , alekh grabs the chance n cluches yudi's neck .......go alekh go!!!..and huda holds his legs..........shalini injects yudi n asks alekh to leave yudi's neck right now...........and alekh very cutely does that.....hee hee.....cho chweet!!yudi starts blabbering....ali -pooja, pooja-ali , ali -pooja.............ok his tape had got stuck coz of too much water getting into him coz of drowning.........hang him out to dry in the sun...........he'll be ok when the water dries up 😆
9)Abhi asks raj,.......which side of the bed he's gonna sleep.....well blimey....no wonder that article about brokeback mountain came out...........a bit surprised raj asks y the prince cant sleep on the floor..hehe..abhi says dont remind me..........raj says once u had told at home that u didnt like the food here n your dad had sent in chefs 4 kma............that food was soo yum............can we have a flashback plzz plzz plzz..........abhi says yeah till bc came there...............then both say "I like only chinese food n hug each other........aww so cute........but someone has come to spoil the friendship, naina says he wants to talk alone with abhi....she's come to tell him abt raj shooting naveen😡😡.........i reach for raj's hockey stick to clonk her on the head with it......arghh!!!!! she always has to spoil everything na!!!😡
Performance Of The Day:
Kunal: He he.........he's amazing ..............he was just too funny today...hehe
Harshad: He was looking so perfectly uncomfortable n cute today in his scene with pooja.............aww choo chweet....hehe
Funny Scene Of The Day:
Yudi entering the ali-pooja scene , screaming n jumping itno the water.......oh my....just too hilarious.......hahaha!!!!!
Rating:
5/10...............Only for that yudi wala scene,..........awesome........... yudi rocks!!!!!!
Conclusion:
Can i kill naina????,........ before she sours a wonderful and amazing friendship😡
Luv,
Vandu😉
CID
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