Take 1:Hum honge kaamyaab
Atgah Khan is instructing his trusted officers to do their addition one more time and see if they can find that elusive answer...2+2=?..As his officers start off on their tasks one more time,,Ek MaarKhan enters the house..(😉😉,what is his real name anyway,it sounds tantalizingly close to ekmaarkhan) .Ek MaarKhan is brother of Tees Maar Khan..😉 ...He has been bestowed with this honorary title because he is an expert on addition of any kind of whole numbers which start with 1 and end with 1 and have a total of upto 2 digits...In other words,he is Agra's answer to Shakuntala Devi ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Take 2:Dhak Dhak karne laga❤️❤️❤️
Ek Maarkhan enters the room...Now Ekmaar is a stunning beauty who can break a billion hearts in one second. Atgah Khan is so enamoured of his reshmi zulfein , sharbati aankhen ,raseele honth and madhur awaaz that he expreses a desire to meet him in private 🤪🤪" Hum Ekmaarkhan se tanhai mein baat karna chahte hain"☺️.❤️❤️ ..Atgah,sharm nahin aati..ghar mein itni sundar biwi hai aur baahar yeh gul khila rahe ho😆 But before Atgah can put forward any indecent proposal Ekmaar breaks his heart by bringing in Boyfriend "Dilawar Khan".💔
Take 3:VLCC ka asar
Jallu is put on a strong liquid diet by Jodha begum...One glass of water and one glass of sherbet is what he is allowed for lunch...😆He is however,allowed the privilege of being able to look at all the other tasty savouries which others eat for lunch.😡 Jallu thinks it is a good deal since Jodha begum will not even allow him to look at her.
Take 4:Ek se badkar paanch
Bharmal goes into Operation Jallu khallas again.He asks 5 Rajvanshi women to dance in front of Jallu.😲😲😲.Knowing that Jallu is allergic to Rajvanshi women,he is hoping that Jallu will get a heart attack and die when he sees 5 Jodha begums in front of him😆.To top it all,Jallu's heart which always used to pop out when Jo was around,suddenly decides to have its afternoon nap...🥱🥱.With no heart popping and no Jodha s trademark screaming and shouting,Jallu has a tough time locating Jo begum...A closer look would have told him that the worst dancer who continuously kept forgetting her steps was Jo begum,after all with her guroor in saatwein aasmaan,I am sure she didn't turn up for practice😆😆...but Jallu locates the moody Jodha using her choodi👏👏
Take 5:Two heads are better than one
Salima the wise and Hamida the dumb have a meeting...Hamida wants Salima to refer to her recently published book "101 tips for ultimate dummies"😲 and tell her how to deal with suspected dangerous national traitors.Salima gives her the steps to be followed:
- Confront the traitor head on only & only when you are alone
- Question the traitor in a manner which ensures that he is offended and alerted
- Offer to go unaccompanied with the traitor to his comfort zone
- On the way show off your intelligence,so as to leave the traitor in doubt of the extent of threat you pose to his interests.
Thanking SB for her wisdom,HB calls MA. MA tries to convince her that the cave she visited is her home for yogic penance and that she has attained half salvation now,thanks to her kathor tapasya.😆
Take 6:African Safari:
After following SB's advice,MA,the ostrich and HB,the giraffe take the viewers on an African Safari. HB ,the dumb ostrich sticks out her neck(literally and metamorphically) and kisses the top branches of trees with ease as they walk through the dangerous African jungles. On the way HB stops to graze when she sees some delicious leaves on a high branch.😉After finishing her mid day snack,she turns around and MA has disappeared...She panics but MA had just taken a diversion to ensure that her ostrich eggs were safe...She appears whispering "Maha Mangaaa".."Mahamangaa"😆😆😆.Near a cave,they meet a leftover orangutan from AM's army.😲😲 HB is sure she will be rubaroo with the bushmen of Kalahari here.😲😲😲...
Take 7:chappa chappa charkha chale
MA's ashram has a sophisticated sliding door with some carvings done at the front. HB marvels at her talent at door construction and enters the Alibaba cave hoping that she can at least get a free "halo" to attach to her head for all this effort. But to her utter disappointment,she finds that MA has actually spent her time weaving mats and carpets in darkness.😲 MA tells her that "sab ki ibaadat alag hoti hai" and her ibadat is in weaving mats and rugs in dirty dark caves at the dead of night.⭐️ Appreciating MA for her new found hobby,HB returns back to the mahal bobbing her neck up and down.
Take 8:Bijli ki rani nahin hai aayi
News of Jallu's arrival spreads, ..& .MA expresses her concern over Jodha begum's non arrival.She is worried that the mahal will lose its noor (electricty).Looks like Bharmal was paying their electricity bills till now.😆😆
What was that again ?Dialogues to die for:1
HB plays the role of third front in politics. Realizing where real power is,she has recently formed an alliance with Jo begum .She scolds Jallu for not bringing Jodha's face with him.."Tumhara chehra hume akela kyon dikh raha hai".....Jallu is weighing his options on how to tackle this one...My suggestions to Jallu
- Make a Jo mask and wear it, Chehra akela nahin dikhega
- Cut off Jo's face and bring it to Agra(ruled out,not possible 🤔)
- Wear Jo's tasveer around his neck,,Chehra akela nahin dikhega 👍🏼
- Ask Ruqaiyya begum to peep over his shoulder every 10 seconds ,Chehra akela nahin dikhega⭐️⭐️⭐️
- Make HB wear some high power spectacles..She will be able to see 3 or 4 Jallus at a time..,Chehra akela nahin dikhega⭐️
What was that again ?Dialogues to die for :2
Maina value system 2 to Jodha: Never build a wall that u cannot shout over...Jodha is left wondering when Maasa learnt tricks of masonry and which wall in Amer had been built by her
Again,thank you for the tremendous response and encouragement...I would like to dedicate two takes of today to two friends of mine
The african safari post came from an idea given by my very very close friend,Jeanu 🤗.It was her idea of HB being a giraffe that started off the entire thought process that led to this take
The VLCC ka asar post idea came from Nishtha's comment today evening about how Jallu was overweight and needed to do something about it
Thank you dear friends..Ur ideas gave me direction for these takes..Keep them coming 🤗
Anupamaa
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