IQBAL:I am sorry! Lekin agar Neha aise ulte-pulte kapde pehenkar mere saath chalegi to main ye party-shot bilkul nahiin doonga."
NEHA:"Ya, even am not sure if my waist's circumference has reduced or not."
CHETAN:Uff! Ye tum dono hamesha saath mein kaam karne par rote kyun rehte ho?
IQBAL:"Ismein rone ki koi baat nahiin hai! The problem is ki uska dress or meri T-shirt ek hi colour ki hai...Black! Mere aur Neha ke taste kabhi match nahiin kar sakte...at least i have got some class."
NEHA:" Waah, waah,waah......class ki baat to aise kar raha hai jaise abhi-abhi Buckingham Palace mein vada-paao...oops souffle khakar aaya hai.....Black se ise kay problem hogi?...iske character ka reflection hai Black!"
IQBAL:"Neha....ye director hamesha hamaare haath kyun pakadwaata rehta hai?"
NEHA:"Well, dude...director ko acchi tarah se pata hai ki hamaari dosti utni hi acchi hai jitni ki chuhe or billi ki...shot ke waqt hum dono ek-doosre ko chhod kar bhaag na jaayein, isliye."
IQBAL:"That's cool! Isse pata chalta hai ki hamaara director hum dono ko kitni acchi tarah se jaanta hai."
NEHA:"Haan...tabhi to hum dono ko Fevicol ki ad ki tarah saath chipka kar rakhta hai ki kahiin hum mein se ek frame ke baahar na ho jaaye."
IQBAL:" Uff! Tum kitni bhaari ho gayi ho...tumhe ghumaane ke chakkar mein meri wrist mein twist aa jaayega."
NEHA:" Oh, hello! sambhaalke, ye ek ladki ka haath hai, kisi truck ka gear nahiin, samjhe?...and main koi bhaari nahiin hui hoon...saari unit aankhein phaad-phaadkar mujhe hi dekh rahi hai....I think i look fabulous tonight."
IQBAL:" Awwwwwww...tum ek dum jalebi jaisi seedhi ho Neha...of course sab log tumhe dekh rahein hain...unhone kabhi Hippoptamus ko Designer wear mein jo nahiin dekha."
NEHA:"Hahahahaaha...very funny Iqbal!Ye jo mujhe dekhkar tum saara waqt jokes crack karte rehte ho na...kisi din tumhaare dentures tumhaare haath mein de doongi aur dentist bhi inhe jodne is inkaar kar dega....agar main Hippo hoon, to tum kya ho? Dinosaur?...wow! intelligent Neha...tumhe ye naam kaafi suit karta hai."
IQBAL: "Hahaha! So funny...mann mein to aa raha hai ki tumhe do thappad laga doon but camera on hai aur mujhe tumhe pyar bhari nazron se dekhna hai...kya din aa gaye hain...vaise not bad! Dinosaur aur Hippopotammus ki love-story...Kaisa ye Pyar Hai!"
IQBAL(sniffing):" Hey, Hippo..oops, I mean , Neha! Tumne apna body-spray change kar liya kya? Wow! Tum kitni considerate ho, ab main allergy se sneeze karke apni girlfriend ko irritate nahiin karoonga....thanks."
NEHA:"Daant display karne ki zaroorat nahiin hai, Iqbal. Mera purana deo khatam ho gaya, woh brand abhi mila nahiin isliye maine apni Mom ka spray laga liya...chinta mat karo..tumhaari khushi ka bahot khayal hai mujhe...nayi bottle shaam tak aa jaayegi."
IQBAL:"Sigh! Finally shoot khatam ho rahi hai...that means tumse chhutkara for rest of the day! Ab main jaakar Sneha ko phone karoonga."
NEHA:"Ya right dude! Tum phone par apni girlfriend se gappein haankna aur tab tak main tumhaare liye ek accha sa zoo book kar aaoongi."
IQBAL:"Neha.....let's run off! Director aur writer ki shakal dekhkar lag raha hai ki woh humein ek aur romantic scene karne ke liye bolne wala hai...aur agar mujhe tumhaare saath ek aur aisa scene karna pada to main shock-overdose se marr jaaoonga."
NEHA: "Shock overdose? Phir to main ye scene zaroor karoongi!After all, itna khayal jo hai mujhe tumhaara."
Shiv Shakti
