Take5:Hilarious 5-April 22nd

Take 1: Paper Nagadas

The two guards desperately try to get the nagada to at least whimper when "Mhaari Jodha"enters Amer...But like the Rajvanshi pride ,the Rajvanshi nagada is also very "hatti" and has a mind of its own..😈It refuses to even whisper inspite of the guards' repeated hammering...😡😡.😆😆😆The poor guard on the right bangs on it as if his life depends on it...The guard on the left ,however, is more intelligent and gives up half way through...😆😆

Take 2:Kangaroo court

Jallu is attacked by Mr Drooping moustache.Jallu captures him in a minute and proceeds to give him an analysis of why he could not defeat Jallu...He advises him to make a shield made of avam's dua and stitch it together with Khan baba ki taleem and wear it on his back...👍🏼...and pronounces him guilty since he attacked Jallu from the back when Jallu was wearing this shield😕😆😆...Corollary of argument: If u attack Jallu from behind when Jallu is not wearing this shield,u r not guilty. 😲😲He then shows the the man how would have treated him if he been a member of his now imaginary army. The man is so disgusted with the proceedings of the Kangaroo court that he pronounces himself guilty and rolls away from Jallu in haste.

Take 3:Dil pe War

The next attacker is Mr "Kum Gum moustache".His moustache threatens to fall off from one end as he attacks Jallu.😆😆😆 Jallu's proceeds to share some top secret information with him and declare him guilty,all in one go "There was a time when I thought I didn't have a heart. Now I have a heart,but it is not here. I have kept in Jodha bank of Amer's locker" Implication:U can attack me only when I think I have a heart and my heart is in my body. Otherwise ur attack is considered null and void as per Section 420. Kum Gum moustache is thoroughly flummoxed by this complicated argument. He had taken up this job becoz he couldn't bear his wife's chik chik.. But Jallu is shouting nonsensical arguments in his ear.Deciding that he had got a raw deal,he tries to move away

Take 4: Spiderman Spiderman

Just when Kum gum s patience is reaching the end of its tether,Spiderman jumps up from behind the trees.⭐️⭐️⭐️.Spiderman had put his costume out to dry and the crows of Agra made off with it along with his mask.😕😆😆.So Spiderman is forced to wear a pleated Kurta and churidar for the attack..But he proves that he is spiderman by doing a perfect landing and holding the pose for posterity...👍🏼Satisfied that he has done enough to grab the morning headlines, he now shows his face

Take 5:Follow the leader

Spiderman shows his face and...OMG,😲😲 sorry it is not Spiderman after all. It is an orangutan with a broom on its head.The orangutan lets out a huge guffaw and all the soldier orangutans on top of the trees take their signal to jump off the tree imitating their leader as best as they can. 👏👏One orangutan even rolls on the floor after jumping to prove his loyalty.👍🏼Satisfied,the leader Orangutan now begins his speech..But Jallu is no mood to listen to monkeys speaking..He decides to pray instead .As he begins praying,the orangutans who have been trained to play "follow the leader" also start praying(remember the Topi wala story,we read as kids..It was just proved on National Television😉)...Just as leader orangutan is checking if they are playing the game and following the rules correctly Jallu slyly pounces on him.👎🏼.Jallu, they were playing follow the leader aur aapne rules tod diye😆😆😆

Guys I am a bit tired and have a lot of work.So may not be able to get back to all posts in detail..But plz plz do leave ur comments and I will try to respond to as many as possible..I know I missed the beggar track & some other potential gud ones too ..Will try to put it in tw...In a bit of a rush today 😳😳😳

Hope u enjoy the post 🤗

One orangutan even rolls on the floor after jumping to prove his loyalty.

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The paper nagada was also so hilarious, i mean you pay so much attention to such minute parts too.. coz of u i had to watch that nagada part.. 😆

N what was that Dil ka speech.. kuch bhi.. Hamare paas dil nahi tha ab hai toh kisi aur ke paas hai. Bhai dil nahi hogya, gold jewellery hogai jo pehle nahi thi ab hai toh bank locker mein hai 🤪😆😆 M very grateful to God that i have my Dil, Dimag Lungs Kidneys liver all in the correct places😆

The only good part was Jalal... i watched only him other skip skip.. m watching JA in skip skip these days 😛 I want Jalal to takla karna woh Mali ko and uske baalon se kaale bartan dhoye 😡 Uska toh chehra bhi kale aade tedhe bartan jaisa hai🤢




Thanx Di.. i would want you to say something on that garib insaan also.. voh bhikhari nahi hai, usne hi kaha 😆

After the crapfest we are getting for the past few days I was determined not to comment on anything. But how can I stop myself. Your post is funny, really funny.

OMG anita ... this post is damn hilarious ... 🤣 ...

It is an orangutan with a broom on its head ! 🤣🤣🤣

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Omigod, Anitha, I just cant stop laughing at ur take today. Jallu & his nonsensical arguments with sections, implications & corollary are making my eyes water laughing . And I just wanted to see what name u d come up with A.Mali & lo & behold , the orangutan with a broom on its end did me in totally 🤣 🤣 . Couldn't come up with any funny points bcos u ve written them all , it seems & my brain seems to have gone to keep company with Jallu s today, so let me enjoy ur take once more, well worth it I d say 😃

Thanks 😳

[quote]Spiderman shows his face and...OMG,😲😲 sorry it is not Spiderman after all. It is an orangutan with a broom on its head.The orangutan lets out a huge guffaw and all the soldier orangutans on top of the trees take their signal to jump off the tree imitating their leader as best as they can. 👏👏One orangutan even rolls on the floor after jumping to prove his loyalty.👍🏼Satisfied,the leader Orangutan now begins his speech..But Jallu is no mood to listen to monkeys speaking..He decides to pray instead .As he begins praying,the orangutans who have been trained to play "follow the leader" also start praying(remember the Topi wala story,we read as kids..It was just proved on National Television😉)...Just as leader orangutan is checking if they are playing the game and following the rules correctly Jallu slyly pounces on him.👎🏼.Jallu, they were playing follow the leader aur aapne rules tod diye😆😆😆

Topiwala and section 420 are best

It is an orangutan with a broom on its head

He then shows the the man how would have treated him if he been a member of his now imaginary army. The man is so disgusted with the proceedings of the Kangaroo court that he pronounces himself guilty and rolls away from Jallu in haste.

this ...🤣