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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#591

Originally posted by: panchaali

Nooo I want someone with Karna 😃 you can add Brihonnola 😉 or others also

if you write Duryadhna and other character (other than Karna of course)😆 then also it will be very good 😆

But I will definitely eave it your wish 😊

😆😆 Thanks for ideas.. Gonna sleep on them..😉 Good night lady.. Later..

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Diala D

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Posted: 11 years ago

#592

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

I was myself on a secret mission. I was one of the spies of Dury following Pandavas in exile. I was touched when Panchaali offered us the food.. Alas!!! It was her own cooking and not the delicacies of AkshayPatra. We were forced to eat that ghastly food everyday.

She was practicing for a cooking job in Agyaatwas but somehow Bhima convinced her otherwise.

I was a witness when Panchaali very lovingly prepared food for Durvaasa and his disciples but clairvoyant Durvaasa sensed the danger and skedaddled.
When Krishna arrived, Panchaali asked him to taste the food to be served to Durvaasa but shrewd Krishna quickly ate a grain of rice and pretended to be full.

Somehow, later on he managed to take credit for the entire Durvaasa incident.

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Panchaali should have become a cook.. Krishna's birth mission accomplished

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Posted: 11 years ago

#593

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

😆😆 Thanks Diala. As I mentioned earlier I was a bit apprehensive. This is my first os featuring karna.😆
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Whoa what's this place I thought this forum will give some facts about enimity between arjun and karna seriously after reading this whenever there's a karn arjun scene in mb I start laughing madly...
This was too funny to digest huff I accidentally did not read the 1 pg that it was a parody... VERY CREATIVELY VIVID IMAGINATION U HAVE COTSWORLD

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Posted: 11 years ago

#594

Originally posted by: ...Diala...

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Panchaali should have become a cook.. Krishna's birth mission accomplished

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Lol so true diala. Cots and your imagination is so vivid
Even vedvyasa wud be laughing madly in heaven .mmm he wud have never thought that such comic bit can be explored out of such serious and tragic epic

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Juggaadd

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Posted: 11 years ago

#595

Hello! 😊

I have read only 2 of the stories in your series but I think your ideas are genius. I can't stop laughing. Great job!👏

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Archana

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Posted: 11 years ago

#596

[Quote]Nooo I want someone with Karna , you can add Brihannala Wink or others also[/Quote]

Cots bro ,i really wish you could wake up with lots of lovey dovey moments of KaBri..😆Panchuu ,love you for giving him the idea..

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Vrish

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Posted: 11 years ago

#597

Cots, so were you a double agent - first spying for Dury and getting punished by eating Draupadi's dynamos, and later helping Bhima w/ his laddoos as prayashchit?

Good thing you didn't lose your shirt in the sabha 😈😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

#598

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

I witnessed few Kanta-ben, moments recently..

I was travelling by plane and a cute, young lady was sitting next to me. She seemed quite upset and depressed. I made few attempts to break ice with her but her heated gaze melted the ice and I dropped the plan. When a plane took off, the lady broke into uncontrollable sob. She was very distraught and was looking through me, probably thinking about her recent breakup. It was very awkward for me and I made sure not to look in her direction.

Most fellow passengers thought, the lady was my gf and I was the cause of her grief. They mistakenly thought that she was looking at me earnestly and I was avoiding to look at her out of guilt.
I sat shrinking awkwardly in the middle seat, trying to ignoroe silent, questioning looks of contempt and pretending to be absorbed in reading glossy magazine in the front.
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I was at Mumbai airport and saw an American approaching an airport attendant and inquiring about restroom - US word for toilet. A maharashtrian lady attendant, in her teens took the meaning literally and thought American gentleman wanted a room to rest.
She said.. "Sorry sir.. Airports are only for travel. We do not provide restrooms."
"UNBELIEVABLE. That does not make sense at all. All airports must have restrooms." American thundered.
"Sorry sir. In India, we do not provide this facility."
American annoyed.. "UNBELIEVABLE.. What should I do now ?"
The lady.. "Sir.. For that, you should go to the hotel or go to your friend's or relative's place."
American shouted. "UNBELIEVABLE.."

The lady was in tears. It was the worst nightmare to be met with a lunatic foreigner who acted like his life depended on restroom. She pointed to a chair in seating area and said..
"How about this one Sir ? You can use this."

I was enjoying the convo so far stepped in and showed him the restroom and he hurried in..

After a while, he came out pinching his nose and muttering.. "UNBELIEVABLE.. How it stinks."

UNBELIEVABLE .. Cotty u r BACK??!!

These incidents really happened or its just another OS .. whatever I went through another ROFLing session

anyway both the stories were awesome .. in 1st one u were the poor trapped soul in 2nd one the lucky audience of whole drama .. not bad .. u enjoyed best of both world now I am sure we r gonna get more such OS

We Karnalies r waiting to welcome new welcome new members in Karna's zenana .. but plzz make sure zenana get women only .. we Karnalis need no other men in our heaven except our Arya .. he is enough for us😳

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#599

CHAPTER TWENTY ONE

This OS is meant to make fun of Starbharat and NOT intended to make light of any events described below. If someone is hurt, my apologies.
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Hello Mr Ashok, director of StarBharat. I am reporter Vijay. I want your interview.
Nice to meet you again. Have a seat. Lovely word StarBharat. Haha.

Well Sir.. You should put a disclaimer like in movies that any resemblance to original Mahabharat is merely coincidental.

Before reaching to any conclusion, please note that Starbharat script is written by our experienced, super talented CVs on high end computers in exotic fonts.
Original MB script, in contrast, was a scribble of a partially evolved pachyderm on a fragile palmleaf using a primitive tusk as a pen.

Now you be the judge which script is superior.

Hmmm. Anyway, congrats for high TRP of this show.
Thanks. I am always fascinated with Mahabharat. It has changed my life.
The serial has even changed life of mighty Bheeshma, Karna and Pandavas, so I am not surprised it changed yours.

I was always an independent thinker, a rebel, never caving in to established norms. In school, I suffered in Physics and Maths as it demanded the strictest adherence to laws and theorems. I also fared very poorly in remaining subjects due to lack of interest.
Arch enemies are like two parallel lines which never meet but your show has made Arjuna and Karna hand and gloves from the word go.
The special bond between Karna and Arjuna can only be likened with love between Parth/Krishna or Jai/Veeru or Daya/Abhijeet.

Mere Karan-Arjun aayenge fame, ever-old Rakhee Gulzaar was the first visionary to immortalise their bond.

Starbharat is heavily criticised by Mukesh Khanna. What do you have to say ?
Mukeshji is an old school who believes in detailed research, meaningful dialogues, realistic acting and logical presentation for success. He also has a nauseating reliance on outdated Vyaasa.

We have derived from varied sources such as Amar Chitra Katha, Tinkle, Kungfu panda series, personal experience as well as wild imagination.

Subhadra is inspired from Priyanka of Barfi. Bheema carries legacy of legends such as Joginder and RajendraNath. Shakra is Hedwig's ancestor. Our Draupadi haran by Jayadrath, underscores similarity between Sita and Draupadi.

We put lot of emphasis on fitness. One look at Arav's sculpted torso and its not difficult to see why Amba was so frustrated when he refused to marry her. It is truly a body to die for. We have decided to hold off on his payment to ensure natural angry, frustrated looks befitting Pitamaha's role.

You can very well see we are very committed to our work.

Please share your experience directing Draupadi Vastraharan scenes.
After years of in-depth research and exhaustive discussions with leading psychiatrists, neurosurgeons and women activists we have reached a conclusion that there is some merit in a claim that it must have been a very difficult experience for Draupadi.

We brainstormed for weeks with scores of expert women molesters before finalizing script of Draupadi's Vastraharan.

Nirbhay, our Dusshasana, was tutored by Prem Chopraji and Shakti Kapoorji to get perfect lascivious expressions. Sublime Vastra/Shastra poetry was conceived by the most creative minds in the industry.

We were not too thrilled with BRC's realistic Vastraharan scene in which Dusshasan and Rupaji share the same stage. We envisaged a magnum opus where hapless Draupadi alone takes the center stage, challenging Dusshasan to disrobe her who is standing on the periphery holding her pallu.The stage dimensions required such a long pallu that it consumed almost all clothing material available leaving very little for Krishna's supply of sarees.

What was the reaction to Vastraharan ?
Vastraharan is not just about a woman's agony, but it is also a spectacular visual feast of beautiful designer sarees and a perfect ensemble of oil slick half nude male bodies. The ladies all over India enjoyed it immensely. Their only grouse was that the scene was too short and we did not show all hundred Kaurava hunks.

Vastraharan also paved way to social awareness with lively debate on facebook, twitter about which actor looks hot semi-nude and which of the sarees/jewellery suit Pooja the most.

By popular demand, we plan to introduce similar Vastraharan scene between Keechak and Sairandhri. We are also in advance talks with few gyms for adequate supply of bare, toned bodies.

Nirbhay is now a busy star and has received several invitations to unveil swimsuit mannequins. Shinde is inundated with offers to direct B grade films featuring hot Reshma. Everyone in underworld wants to grow moustaches like Nirbhay or sport a beard like Arpit.

Shakuni is also a rage and candidates with rotten teeth are given preferential treatment for the post of chief consultant to Chhota Shakeel.

Why Panchaali is seen only with Yudhisthira ?
Our show does not encourage polyandry, although our hands were tied in Draupadi's case. Yudhisthira and Draupadi shots were necessary to perform Rajsuya and hence our CVs have decided to promote them as real husband and wife like Ram-Sita.

After Vastraharan, she has divorced all husbands except Yudhisthira. CVs must be lauded for this ingenious solution to shed bothersome baggage of husbands.

Tell us about Pandava's exile.
Whole Yaksha incident and death of Pandavas give me blues and hence we decided to lend vintage Saawariya blue look to the episode. The feel was so authentic, that viewers half expected Pandavas to be killed by Yaksha for not doing famous towel steps satisfactorily.

CVs decided to cancel Arjuna's Indralok journey and instead asked him to focus on hard tapasya on bed of arrows. Arjuna will be shown to learn invaluable lessons in reflexology and accupuncture. In the final battle, he will aim Pitamaha's precise accupressure points and give him great comfort and relief from chronic back pain on his deathbed.

Looks like CVs provide more rigorous training to Arjuna than Guru Drona. Please describe your proudest moment.

Shishupal was a phenomenon. Napunsak dialogue was my creativity, hence my joy knew no bounds when Shishupal fame, Joy Mathur was awarded prestigious Napunsak of Millenium trophy and expensive saree by Hijra community for his exemplary social work as Shishupal.

Gillette company is keen to launch new head shaving razors modelled on Krishna's Discus and Arjuna's pointed arrow. The company has signed SRJ and Saurav as brand ambassadors. The new ads will feature before and after head closeups of Rukhmi and Jayadrath to showcase efficacy of new product.

Starbharat sponsored game of Pitthu has garnered more popularity than Quidditch. We intend to strive for its inclusion in Olympics. We have received overwhelming response for Pitthu franchise and bidding will start soon.

Thanks for your time Sir and all the best for future distortions!!

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago