Take 5:Hilarious 5-19th April

Since a lot of friends told me yesterday that they preferred my Mehmood avatar to my Manoj Kumar Avataar, I've decided to go back to being Mehmood ..But I promise that I'll continue playing this double role and will also keep changing roles as unpredictably as Ekta Maiyya's characters

Take 1:jalal ke nuskhe

Jodha comes back from Jalal's hut...Satisfied that he cannot move for another 10 days she comes home and bumps into a lady getting ready to shoot for a Surf Excel ad. 👍🏼When the lady comes to know the Jodha has come from Mr shoorveer's hut, she is super thrilled.."This is same dabangg guy who beat up 10 at one strike? Aaj evening copy of "Times ke India" ke saath pamphlets aaye the na ..It had a copy of his speeches on love and women too..He has given 10 nuskhe on how to do the tightrope walk if u love the woman u marry or vice versa..." Jalal can look at an alternate profession in case he loses his job👏👏

Take 2:Spice it up,

From there Jo goes straight to the kitchen..she decides to use the roti making tips given by MA a few days back😉...She is careful not to spill water on the garam tawa lest it turn into oil and bounce back at her 😆😆

(for ppl who missed that part:MA to Jo:Tawa jab garam ho aur uspe paani chidka jaaye to who paani tel banke hamare upar girta hai...or some such valuable tip)...

.Then she decides to spice up her boring life ...The cook wants to add 250 gms of sabut lal mirch to the food.😕.Jo convinces her to make it half a kilo😲😲...Egged on by Jo, the cook cheerfully adds 1 kilo of sabut lal mirch to the food...Hope Jodha has a really good lep for severe cases of dysentry and diarrhea😆😆

Take 3:Sher ka shikaar

Adham Khan wants to get even with Atgah for failing him in the Maths quiz..😡😡But his ever loyal guards ,in a bid to divert him from Maths ask him to go hunting instead..They tell him the top 10 things to remember while hunting lions and rabbits...Adham is convinced and decides to go lion hunting instead of appearing for his Maths quiz part-2...The guards seem to have forgotten that Adham has the brains and speed of a dodo.🥱🥱🥱.How can he hunt lions? 😆😆

Take4:

Kajrare tere kaare kaare naina

Looks like Ekta robbed Peter to pay Paul...Shareefu's cheque was delayed to pay Hamida Begum...Result-Shareefu refuses to lip sync now ...But our talented man more than makes up for it as he emotes beautifully with his kajrare naina & puts a trained Kathakali dancer to shame😳

Take 5:Advice le lo advice...chaar paise ke 10

Salima begum is afraid her wisdom will evaporate at this rate..Its been more than 10 days and Jallu has not asked her for advice...Keen to ensure that her wisdom does not rust due to severe non usage,she pounces on the first opportunity to dole out free advice. Here are her insightful observations for the day

After every storm there is a calm

After every night comes day

Reflecting on how one so wise can yet be so humble and share it all for free, HB goes off to sleep🥱🥱🥱

Take 6: Girls are best jaan lo😉

The 100 m race between Jodha and Jalal turns into a one sided affair with Jodha winning hands down...But Jodha mistakes it for a cross country race and decides to cross the river too...Jallu has to physically pull her out & announce that the race is officially over...Jo is so overwhelmed with her victory that she bursts into tears😭

Take 7: Quicker than you can say Jack Robinson

When he realises that Jo won't come back with him,Jallu sends an sms to Bapusa.😆😆...Bapusa takes the first flight from Amer and reaches Mathura by evening😲😲...I bet he's got tickets booked for the early morning flight tw 😉

Scene stealers of the day:

The obese kid playing with his grinder during the Holi scene

The cloth covering Jalal magically waiting for Jo to come & then flying away at the count of three😉

Tera pyar pyar pyar dhakka maar scene: Jo tring her best to push Jalal(angry scene)but Jallu,for once,standing his ground😉..fauladi jigar 😆😆

hilarious post anita di😆

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Anita, get your disclaimers ready and keep your Mehmood hat on. You and we are going to need it.

To be honest... the ME was a let down.. I did not expect a Shehenshah to pull such stupid prank to catch hold of her lattu like spinning n running Begum. Secondly that Shadi ka essay scene, i managed to listen it for only first few lines then my Mom swtiched to IPL n switched back.. still Jallu was standing with that bechara look like a beggar waiting for his turn🤢 Is it actually a show where we are watching Jalaluddin Mohammad, the great warrior,king? Even a guy in today's world won't go around begging like this. Jeez.. m taking a break from this attyachaar. Thank yo so much Di.. came here just for your thread... Will wait for d next.

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

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Am beginning to wait for your howlers nowadays.

Btw, what did u do as Manoj Kumar?

LOVEDB IT 😆⭐️ 🤣

i really look forward to your posts now 😆

Originally posted by: adianasr

Anita, get your disclaimers ready and keep your Mehmood hat on. You and we are going to need it.

I read a topic on Amer track and if that is correct, then Bharmal will invite Jalal to accompany Jodha to Amer - Bechara Bharmal, usko bhi toh apni biwi ka saamna karna hai, aur uski biwi ne beti se kaha hai ki woh sirf apne pati ke saath Amer aa sakti hai - Toh Agra aur Sultanat gayi tel lene - Jalal ko jaana padega Amer - MV ko abb Ammi ka darja jo de diya hai - aur vaada bhi kiya hai ki uski beti ko sahi salamat dhoond lenge - abb dhoond toh liya but aage ka intezaam bhi karna haina 😆

You forgot to mention there was also a competition on who was stronger between Jodha and Jalal. Jodha tried very hard to show her strength by pushing Jalal many times until finally she won and mentioned to give him another Dhakka. She really has many hunars. 😉