Here's a mocktail, Ritu style.......
'Pehle tum ek glass lo......phir usme ek spoon vanilla ice-cream daalo..it should be cold.đ.....jaise us captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat ka dil (Ritu's saying this, not me!!!!!!!!!!!!)..............
Phir upar se daalo chilled.......đ............Coke..đ, black as night..........................andhera, kaala andhera.................
Phir ek straw daalo, and ek spoon lekar enjoy the drink................đ.....jaise main nuclear triggers paakar enjoy karna chaahti hoon...........đ.......'