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ok here i go...this is just for fun...lol...
let me check if anyone is around...i have to do something...😊
oh here i go...but wait...will they be able to smell it...i hope not...😳
ok...no one is around to smell it...cool... i just got away with farting in public...🤣😉😛
*ring ring*...the phone rings...and its Aditya😃
hi Adi...whats up...what...but wait...how did you know...😲
ok ok...i promise...ok ok...ill say it..."I JW will not fart in public again, especially near the kids school"...there happy!...what yaar...taking away my fun! 😭
damn it!...ok ill uncross my fingers...geez...give me a break Adi...how do you know all this stuff...
ok...time to get to work...man Adi is always killing my fun...now what am i supposed to do for fun...😔
oh oh...Krishna forgot her lunch...let me drop it off for her...
but wait...she is so small...does she really need all this food...maybe i can have some...besides she is a girl and she needs to watch her figure...i dont want her to end up like massi...gool gappa 😆😉😛
no...forget it...Krishna will probably rat me out to Rano...😕...hey i know...where is the chat guy that is always here...i can get some food from him...😆😆
holy sh*t...i was looking for chat...but haila...mujhe mera mara hua biwi dik gaya...omg...Bani...BANI!!!!!
*clapping hands*...woo hoo...mujhe Bani dik gaya...omg...she is back from the dead...now we can finally be together...just our lil family 😃😃😃
but first...i have to do something about this pia🤢🤢...i have to get rid of her...wait i know...omg...why didnt i think about this b4...i should introduce her to Bill Gates...he is richer than me...😈...college drop out kya jaane ke pia kya cheez hai 😉
now where did bani go...i know she likes playing hide and seek...but really...after 5 yrs she wants to play hide n seek...omg...bani...you know ill find you 😛
OMG OMG!!!...😲 Creepy hand on my shoulder...creepy hand on my shoulder !!!!
oh!!...its Bani!!!...yay...bani you came back to me...omg... i love you...I LOVE YOU...❤️
im never letting go of you now...🤗
*back from fantasy*...omg...i know bani will come to me...she will come to me...she has to...i love her and she loves me 😃😳
OMG...im so happy...im doing to dance ...*picture Carlton style from Fresh Prince 😉*..."aajy meri bani laut aayi mein kushi vich naach da phiraa" 😉😛😆
omg im getting the urge again..but omg...
no..NO! i cant...i told adi i wouldn't so i cant...i cant fart again in public...what if bani is really here...she will smell it and run for the hills....no JAI NO!!! 😉
*same like show...beggars what money in exchange for dua*
ok bhai saab here you go...aap toh bohot samajdar hai..you should be a business man...trading money and property for duas...wow...give me a call ill see what i can do...😉
*stops scooter/taxi guy*
hi bhai saab...who kya hai naa...ke im happy so i gave all my things away... i need a ride home😕😕...take me home in your scooter and ill give you my other mercedes ok...deal...cool...lets go 😃
OMG...im so excited👏👏👏...ive never been on a scooter...this is fun...exciting...like the roller coasters at 6 flags...omg...let me grab on...mumbai streets have so many holes and dips😕...woo hoo...my first scooter ride 🥳
omg...i couldnt resist...i just had to do it...one last time...tomorrow is a new day...i will look for bani, stop farting in public...😃...it will be a new beginning 😉😛😊
hey bhai saab...do you smell that...you do...ok good...at leat one person smells it...besides me 😆...what no...no...it wasnt me...it was...errrm...oh yeah...my 'dead' wife's ghost...😉😃...and you know...dead people smell...so imagine their farts 😉😆😛
hey people...i was bored so i did this...hope no one was offended...i just thought it would be funny...😃...i know its childish but omg...i was soooo bored...hope you got a laugh out of it...
JAZ
let me check if anyone is around...i have to do something...😊
oh here i go...but wait...will they be able to smell it...i hope not...😳
ok...no one is around to smell it...cool... i just got away with farting in public...🤣😉😛
*ring ring*...the phone rings...and its Aditya😃
hi Adi...whats up...what...but wait...how did you know...😲
ok ok...i promise...ok ok...ill say it..."I JW will not fart in public again, especially near the kids school"...there happy!...what yaar...taking away my fun! 😭
damn it!...ok ill uncross my fingers...geez...give me a break Adi...how do you know all this stuff...
ok...time to get to work...man Adi is always killing my fun...now what am i supposed to do for fun...😔
oh oh...Krishna forgot her lunch...let me drop it off for her...
but wait...she is so small...does she really need all this food...maybe i can have some...besides she is a girl and she needs to watch her figure...i dont want her to end up like massi...gool gappa 😆😉😛
no...forget it...Krishna will probably rat me out to Rano...😕...hey i know...where is the chat guy that is always here...i can get some food from him...😆😆
holy sh*t...i was looking for chat...but haila...mujhe mera mara hua biwi dik gaya...omg...Bani...BANI!!!!!
*clapping hands*...woo hoo...mujhe Bani dik gaya...omg...she is back from the dead...now we can finally be together...just our lil family 😃😃😃
but first...i have to do something about this pia🤢🤢...i have to get rid of her...wait i know...omg...why didnt i think about this b4...i should introduce her to Bill Gates...he is richer than me...😈...college drop out kya jaane ke pia kya cheez hai 😉
now where did bani go...i know she likes playing hide and seek...but really...after 5 yrs she wants to play hide n seek...omg...bani...you know ill find you 😛
OMG OMG!!!...😲 Creepy hand on my shoulder...creepy hand on my shoulder !!!!
oh!!...its Bani!!!...yay...bani you came back to me...omg... i love you...I LOVE YOU...❤️
im never letting go of you now...🤗
*back from fantasy*...omg...i know bani will come to me...she will come to me...she has to...i love her and she loves me 😃😳
OMG...im so happy...im doing to dance ...*picture Carlton style from Fresh Prince 😉*..."aajy meri bani laut aayi mein kushi vich naach da phiraa" 😉😛😆
omg im getting the urge again..but omg...
no..NO! i cant...i told adi i wouldn't so i cant...i cant fart again in public...what if bani is really here...she will smell it and run for the hills....no JAI NO!!! 😉
*same like show...beggars what money in exchange for dua*
ok bhai saab here you go...aap toh bohot samajdar hai..you should be a business man...trading money and property for duas...wow...give me a call ill see what i can do...😉
*stops scooter/taxi guy*
hi bhai saab...who kya hai naa...ke im happy so i gave all my things away... i need a ride home😕😕...take me home in your scooter and ill give you my other mercedes ok...deal...cool...lets go 😃
OMG...im so excited👏👏👏...ive never been on a scooter...this is fun...exciting...like the roller coasters at 6 flags...omg...let me grab on...mumbai streets have so many holes and dips😕...woo hoo...my first scooter ride 🥳
omg...i couldnt resist...i just had to do it...one last time...tomorrow is a new day...i will look for bani, stop farting in public...😃...it will be a new beginning 😉😛😊
hey bhai saab...do you smell that...you do...ok good...at leat one person smells it...besides me 😆...what no...no...it wasnt me...it was...errrm...oh yeah...my 'dead' wife's ghost...😉😃...and you know...dead people smell...so imagine their farts 😉😆😛
hey people...i was bored so i did this...hope no one was offended...i just thought it would be funny...😃...i know its childish but omg...i was soooo bored...hope you got a laugh out of it...
JAZ
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