A quickie for today:..Ppl who r in a hurry,i suggest u go thru the last two only 😉
Take 1:And the Blind as a bat award goes to....
Looks like the Yamuna water blinded and numbed Jallu's senses coz he can't recognize Jo darling from a one feet distance...His 5 guards continue ogling at him as if he were Mallika Sherawat doing an item song...😲😲 .GOD...But the award goes to the apology of a guard who stands behind Jallu(to Jallu's right)..The shifty eyed guard who also doubles up as Jallu's coat stand keeps bobbing his head all around the place without registering a thing...😆😆😆
Take 2:MA ko gussa kyon aata hai
MA is furious with the camera man for reasons best known to her😡😡...She threatens that she will not allow him to die till she fulfills her maksad of finding the farmaan(it is a code word) ...She also wants him fattened up like a bali ka bakra...😲...She evn comes close to strangling the poor guy I think I know the reason for her anger..She misplaced her brains a few days back and Hamida Begum walked off with it(after all brains are in short supply in Agra and MA's are always in demand)😉..So MA went brain hunting yesterday when HB was away..She looked in all the locked boxes and searched for all the keys,par bheje ka koi ata pata nahin...bheja code word(farmaan) Now this was supposed to be a secret,but our ever alert camera man caught it and relayed it on national television😈..ab bechare ki khair nahin..😆😆😆
Hamida begum's outstanding payments
Ekta has not paid Hamida begum for over a month..Result?HB refuses to lip sync her dialogues and gives a stupefied staring into space expression for a full 2 minutes......Ab is shot ka jo karna hai kar lo😕...itne paise mein yehi milega😆😆...On Ekta maiyya's special request she adds a one second head nod😉
Hide and seek :Dedicated to fatma201 🤗 who inspired me to write a take on JoJa's lukka chuppi 😃..Thank u dear..It has come out quite well,I guess 😳
Jallu and Jodha's hide and seek continues and Jo is winning hands down...aakhir bachpan mein mulberry bush aur hide and seek ki training Sujamal ne jo diya hai...Jallu misses her in the marketplace,the nadi kinara and now the cottage...He also dips his head a 100 times in the Yamuna river in perfect sync with Jo...In Out In Out..and Jo goes Out In Out In...Looks like one of those 1960s mystery movies...Courtesy Villian Ajit again:
Ajit's henchman :Boss,hum doosre party ko pehchaanengge kaise
Ajit:Woh car se signal dega na...Off On Off On Off On
Ajit's henchman: And how will he recognize me
Ajit:Tum bhi signal doge...On Off On Off On Off...
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I think Jo and Jallu were using Ajit methodology of signaling..In Out In Out..and Jo going Out In Out In...Inspite of all this elaborate planning,they still missed each other..yeh to Ajit se bhi badtar nikle😆😆
Saving the best for the last:
Adham and Atgah have an argument:My Take on it
Atgah Khan: Adham ,I want to ask u a question..Tumhare hisaab mein gadbadi hai..
Adham:How dare u say that?My hisaab is fine
Atgah:Ok,tell me then...What is 1+1?
Adham:How dare u ask me such a tough question?U weasel..Tell me What is 2+2?
Atgah(does not know the answer)...How dare u ...Tell me what is 1+1
Adham: Ask my accountant..he will tell u😡😡
Accountant: Sir plz,I passed my exam without copying,but I can't give u the answer at such short notice...plz give me two days😕😕
MA:what's going on?
Adham:He is asking me very tough questions purposely to fail me..What is 1+1...aap hi batao..
Atgah:If I don't get the answer by tomorrow..I will ask Jalal to ask u the same question..Phir unhi ko jawaab dena
Adham:Boo hoo hooo..I am going to kill him..It is easier to kill him than answer such tough Maths questions...ðŸ˜
MA:Don't worry Adham ..together we will find the answer...Hum honge kaamyaab..Par aap vaada kijiye ki aap sabr rakhenge...😆😆😆
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