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Hi Guys..Am back with my take 5 of Wednesday(16th April's episode)...Am not able to post regularly coz I am keeping busy,but yesterday's episode was a masterpiece and spurred me on..So here we go
Take 1: The walking haystack
The scene opens with Maasa and her friend (?) bowing to a grey haystack mounted on a stick😲😲. ...They ask the haystack if Jodha is safe......As we sit there wondering if Maasa has now officially lost her marbles,the CVs clarify the mystery...The haystack is Amer's soothsayer who always predicts the future correctly...😆😆😆..After accusing Maasa of being stupid and selfish and adding salt to her wounds,the haystack proceeds to tell her the future. She goes
"Jodha and Jalal are soon going to write their mid term exams(pareeksha)...Copying in the exam is strictly prohibited...so don't disturb them.. ..If they clear their exams with distinction,they will come closer to each other ...because all ppl who pass their mid term exams can sit together in the half yearly and final exams ..Maasa's head goes for a spin(as does ours) ...The wise haystack proceeds to clarify further "Jodha planned to take a walk around Agra but has now lost her way...Jallu too has lost his way...LESSON FOR JALLU:Please put up proper signboards showing routes and Highway numbers clearly in your kingdom..When Jallu does this,they will start walking together...Bravo 👏👏👏
PS:Are the CVs symbolically telling us Jallu is looking for a needle in a haystack?...anyway.never mind...
Take 2:The silkworm
.I think Ruqaiiya is the new silkworm of Agra...She loves silk and is trying to worm her way into Jallu's heart😆😆😆
Ruqaiyya to Rahim "yeh kapda asli resham ka hai"...Wow..that is the 100th time Ruqayya has said this...I strongly suspect that her clothes are made of cheap cotton...she is afraid of getting caught...and so finds the need to make a strong sales pitch to anyone who comes close to her clothes...😉😆😆...Advice to Ruqs:Carry a board around ur neck stating " mera kadpa asli resham ka hai"...
Take 3: :Aaj ki raat yeh kaisi raat ke humko neend nahin aati"
Jodha is having sleepless nights and just as u r wondering if the Lavaria bug has bitten her strongly,u r in for the biggest dhakka of the year...Jodha is dreaming about Rahim...WHAT???😲😲😲...Jo darling,U can't dream of Rahim at 10pm at night....Now do u understand why ur marriage hasn't taken off?😆😆😆...At this rate,we will soon be watching a Devdas & Mirabai story...CVs puhleez..rectify things pronto, 😡😡
Take 4:"Ruqi ruqi thi zindagi..jhat se chal padi"😉😆😆
Rahim asks Ruqs to tell him a story..Now,Ruqs looks stupider than Jodha,but she can amaze u at times with her intelligence...She tells Rahim the story of the "Big Harem and its bloated ego queen"..Needless to say,Rahim hates the story and walks off...Kudos,Ruqaiyya 👏👏👏..Killing 2 birds with one stone...In one jhatka,she made sure she does not become Rahim's substitute aayah and also made sure she doesn't end up dreaming abt Rahim at night...
Take 5: Main chali main chali...mujhe roke nai koi ...
This take is from a previous episode,but couldn't resist this...
As Jallu searches for his beloved Jodha and describes her as "A beautiful 20 something woman with only a Krishna moorthy for Co"(wow!!Even good ppl will get ideas at this rate,Jallu..😉.)...He is told that there is such a woman in the temple..As he waits for beloved Jo,he finds another woman coming towards him...😲😲😲...Is Agra full of beautiful innocent 20 something women running around with only Krishna moorthys for company?😉😉 Was this a common form of entertainment for Agra's women...Ghar mein jhagda karo aur moorthy lekar sair par niklo?..Our suspicions are confirmed when we see Shehnaz scampering off with Jo's murthy in the next scene😆😆...Looks like Krishna moorthys were a prerequisite for women to step out by themselves in 16th century Agra...😆😆😆
Will come up with more in a day or two...Keep liking and replying..😃
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