Take 5:Hilarious 5-7th April

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hi Guys..I am back with my Take5...First of all a huge thanks to all you for the tremendous response and encouragement that you've given me😃...Since I didn't know too many ppl here,when I wrote my first take 5,I frankly did not expect any more than 5 responses..And now I have so many friendsšŸ¤—

Take 1: The Sharmsaar family

Jalal,who always praised Jodha for her hunars decides to display a rare talent of his...After finishing 20 questions, Jalal goes "Aapne ne hume sharmsaar kar diya Jodha begum". And suddenly the whole room echoes "Sharmsaar kar diya ,Jodha begum". "Sharmsaar kar diya ,Jodha begum"... Jodha is taken aback...😲😲.Was this a rare one off talent of Jallu? ?šŸ˜• Thrilled by the echo, Jallu goes on "Mughal sultanat sharmsaar hai,Rajvanshi sharmsaar hai,hamida begum sharmsaar hain,hoshiyaar khan sharmsaar hai,angoori bagh sharmsaar hai,bawarchi khaana sharmsaar hai,"... Satisfied that he had ticked everyone on the list, Jallu gets a move on


Take 2: Jodha's attempt

Jodha is suspiciousšŸ¤” that this acoustics effect might've been due to some special microphones installed by Jallu in her room especially for playing 20 q. After all,she has been with Jallu for so long and has never spotted hunars in him.šŸ¤”šŸ¤”.Hunar to Jodha ka janamsiddh adhikaar hai.šŸ‘šŸ¼.She decides to test out her theory of special microphones. She first lies down on her left side and speaks out loudly waiting for the echo...doesn't work...now she lies down straight...nahin...no microphones on the top roof either😔...Phir echo kahan se aaya? Disappointed ,she turns to her right and bingo...It works


The midnight visitor

Jodha's antaratma decides to party 🄳.She opens Jodha's cupboard and picks out her finest clothes and best jewellery,carefully applies make up and wakes up Jodha for a session of "Koffee with Karan" in the middle of the night😲😲. Needless to say,Jodha is terribly unimpressed.After introducing herself as "tumhari atma ke swar"(What!!! ),she goes on to accuse Jodha of not recognizing her,taunts her about not understanding her feelings and finally goes into Ruqaiyya mode by asking Jodha to leave Agra ASAP...😲😲..Was this ruqaiyya's antaratma in disguise? šŸ¤”

My two cents: Dear Antaratma"If u want to go sightseeing,go by urself..Take Moti and Hoshiyaar khan's antaratma with you for company"..Why wake up a Jodha a sleeping Jodha and ask her to get out of Agra"

MA's pearls of wisdom

Jodha decides to finally let the shehenshah know exactly what she thinks of him😳...But she meets the omnipresent MA on the way...In the midst of a heated argument on why Jodha should not meet the Shehenshah in the middle of the night,MA has a brain freeze..."Tawa agar garam ho aur uspe paani chidka jaaye,to woh paani tel banke aap ke upar girta hai"..MA,why are you sharing roti making tips with Jodha now ...But Jodha is suitably impressed with MA for sharing her pearls of wisdom ."Yeh baat to Maasaa ne bhi mujhe nahin batayi". She goes back immediately to note down MA's points on "Things to note about Garam tawas while making Rotis" .MA can get away with anything 😈


Superman Sujamal

Superman Sujamal has not only built a perfect human pyramid ,but has convinced three Mughal soldiers and 4 horses(with soldiers) to pay obeisance to it.šŸ‘šŸ‘They stand guard before the human pyramid bowing in deep respect when the shehenshah appears.,The superman has also washed off his Dilawar khan make up and got fresh perfectly fitted clothes stitched for himself overnight.Talk of Rajvanshi hunars .ā­ļøā­ļø

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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 Thank Goodness u came up with this.. the epi was full on disaster.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 🤣

Hey, COOOLLL.. I'm sure, the way JA is going, you're gonna a lot of material for your take 5's daily. Keep up..

Just loved Jodha's Antratma Part.. šŸ˜† And imagine Jodha henceforth being called "Jodha Sharamsaar" (Jodha Sharma for short)

Sam
Edited by flemingo - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Just too funny🤣. The episode was so terrible that even the TV would shatter when it is telecast!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wow.šŸ‘šŸ‘
Today's episode had enough to tease. You could even take 50.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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ROFL 🤣 u totally cracked me up. anghuri baug sharamsaar he!!!, coffee with karan,dressed up jodha 🤣
Edited by cosmosandme - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣

You my dear do rock and rollšŸ˜Ž
Loved it, all the takes!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣 Loved it!!!! I am still laughing! If things continue to happen this way in JA, the best thing that can and will happen is "Hilarious 5"( or even more).
AnitaaašŸ¤— Thank you for this post.
Edited by Reemirocks - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious! Keep up the good work. 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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šŸ˜† ā¤ļøšŸ¤£šŸ˜†OH GAWWD... U CRACKED ME UP 🤣🤣🤣
EVRYTHING WAS JUST AMMMAAAZING LOLšŸ˜†

LOVED THE FULLL THING šŸ˜†

SHARMSAAR FAMILY 🤣
HEHEHE THIS LINE ...Mughal sultanat sharmsaar hai,Rajvanshi sharmsaar hai,hamida begum sharmsaar hain,hoshiyaar khan sharmsaar hai,angoori bagh sharmsaar hai,bawarchi khaana sharmsaar hai,"... Satisfied that he had ticked everyone on the list, Jallu gets a move on
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JODHA'S ATTEMPT WAS HILARIOUS 🤣
She first lies down on her left side and speaks out loudly waiting for the echo...doesn't work...now she lies down straight...nahin...no microphones on the top roof either😔...Phir echo kahan se aaya? Disappointed ,she turns to her right and bingo...It works 🤣

MIDNIGHT VISITOR .. I ā¤ļø IT 🤣

MA,why are you sharing roti making tips with Jodha now ...But Jodha is suitably impressed with MA for sharing her pearls of wisdom ."Yeh baat to Maasaa ne bhi mujhe nahin batayi". She goes back immediately to note down MA's points on "Things to note about Garam tawas while making Rotis" .MA can get away with anything 😈 🤣🤣

ROTI MAKING TIPS ... LOL 🤣
SUPERMAN SUJAMAL 🤣

U LITRALLY CRACKED ME UP šŸ˜† LOVE U FOR THIS šŸ¤—


Edited by SARA4444 - 11 years ago

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