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Posted: 11 years ago
Poor my Vrishasena 😭 will he wear a Chef's cap instead? that will serve a good distraction for his chacha # 2 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
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Truth be told, Vrushali was not born a mukut hater. On the contraire, as a child, she was fascinated with mukuts.

She had a doll named Nalini which was made of a cloth and twigs. Little Vrushali loved Nalini and made a mukut of clay for her. Her first ever handi-craft. She was proud of it. Nalini looked beautiful in it.

On one rainy day, the mukut turned into a sticky mud and clung to Nalini's face obstinately. Vrushali frantically ran to the river, washed Nalini's blackened face repeatedly but to no avail. Nalini was disfigured for life by a treacherous, wretched mukut.

It created indelible impression on innocent Vrushali. Vrushali could forgive neither herself nor the mukut. She wiped her tears and kept Nalini buried deep in the shelf, like a hidden,secret guilt.

Shalini, a neighbour Suta girl of same age soon filled the void of Nalini.They would play everyday from dawn till dusk, avoiding household work. They vowed never to part with each other. One day, a commander with mukut came to see Vrushali's father, offered him huge salary and asked him to relocate with him. Vrushali's father happily agreed and soon Vrushali found herself in a bullock cart silently following men with mukut, moving away from her dear Shalini. The mukut had scored another victory.

The mukut commander's wife grew fond of Vrushali and kindly offered her free yummy food, clothes and education along with her daughter. A free spirited Vrushali, was never a bright student and was justly criticised for her irritating baby voice and childish manners by her stern teacher who wore a tiara,a lady mukut.

Poor Vrushali would angrily gulp down well-meaning,constructive criticism along with free, delicious food, unconsciously cursing mukuts.

Vrushali soon came of age and forgot all about her teacher's' insults when she saw the blacksmith's handsome, mukutless son. Our Vrushali was in love!! She developed a secret crush on him. Life was wonderful again.
But alas!!! The fate played its hand and before she had a chance to express her feelings, he was sent away for advanced study in mukut design.
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Dejected, forlorn Vrushali thought of her childhood friend Shalini and went to see her.The old spark she hoped for was now clearly missing. Shalini was happily married to a well off Vaishya son, who had a pawn shop of mukuts. She was now busy organising, cleaning mukuts in the shop and could hardly spare time for her once dear friend.

Vrushali found herself alone facing the cruel faceless world of mukuts. Her hatred for mukuts grew steadily to such insanity that she even denied her father a simple turban at home. The old parents were worried of their psychotic daughter and were eager to marry her off so she could create trouble elsewhere.

Maverick Vrushali, an inspiration to French revolutionists, was the first lady to dream of a mukutless society.
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Although Vaishnava by birth, she spurned mukutdhari Vishnu and became a devotee of Lord Shiva 😆

She learnt about bare headed Eklavyaa who was wronged by mukutdhari Arjuna and sympathised with him. He was sure to understand her pain. She ran away from home to marry him.

She was eager to open wounds of her heart to him but Eklavya instead asked her to open her mouth wide open so he could test his archery skills on her.

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Oh no 😆

Scared Vrushali yet again took to heels and returned back home, much to disappointment of her parents who were enjoying covered heads in her absence.

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Vrushali heard about division of HP and Pandavas going to Khandavprastha, a land of cute, poisonous mukutless Naagas and her hopes soon revived. On her way, she was impressed with her environmentalist queen Draupadi. She befriended Draupadi and tried to impress upon her dangers of non-biodegradable and eco-hazardous mukuts.

She had no issues with kings and queens, only with wearing mukuts. But all kings were duty bound to wear mukut and Vrushali hoped to convince Draupadi otherwise. Her hopes, however were short lived.

She watched in horror, her queen chopping off head of an in flight, poor, innocent Naaga. What an atrocity against mukutless habitants who came to welcome and kiss her!! Draupadi was afterall Arjuna's wife and would favour mukuts. Vrushali suddenly felt betrayed. She now had lost all hopes and decided to end her life.
she jumped off a cliff, only to be rescued by Adhirath, a spy of mukutdhaari Bheeshma. Mukuts would not let her even die in peace.

Hey I wrote in Karna AT that Adirath is 007 for Bheesma pitamah in Starbharat 😆 cotty have u got it from there ( well I will never mind if u find something from Karna AT and use it I will instead feel proud of that)😃

or our telepathy matched again 😆

Destiny had given her another chance. She judiciously decided to marry an extremely poor sage with no mukut connections. They would live deep in forests happily in friendly company of mukutfree carnivorous beasts, snakes, enjoying paucity of food and water. What a serenity!!

Vrushali, still in her dreamy world, sauntered to Ganga bank where strikingly handsome Karna was donating all his wealth to sages. They rejected his charity because he was no longer a king. Vrushali was taken aback to find that sages accepted charities only from kings and thus were dependent on mukuts.

She realised that she had no hope of finding a suitable sage in HP. She must go back to barren IP where she still had a fighting chance of finding some poor mendicant. She set off on a journey with Karna. She was happy to learn that he had given up mukut on strong moral grounds and not because it was ill fitting and slid and covered half of his face.

Hey but I find Karna's mukut gorges ion his head, it looks like half sun😃

"He also has a troubled childhood like me. Only if he is even half as crazy as me, it will be a match in Kailasa." Vrushali thought earnestly. She abhorred heaven of mukutdhari snobbish Gods and preferred match in Kailasa.
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They were received at IP gate by proud, hostile Pandavas. It was not the IP she had imagined. IP looked more resplendent and wealthy than HP. She looked with growing concern at the guards whose pure gold mukuts glistened in sun.

IP was a world of sheer joy, happiness and mukuts and she had no place in it.

Krishna suggested her that her only chance now was Karna who had willingly given up his mukut. Karna meanwhile, was relieved to get rid of her and was running away from her as fast as he could but tenacious Vrushali chased Karna successfully, proposed him and forced him to marry her.

Hey Bhagwan, yeh tumne kya kiya 😭

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When Kunti learnt that Karna married a crazy, mukut hater she cursed Priyamvada for her wrong advices and ruining her son's life.

Karna had a very tough life with insane Vrushali who was in the habit of getting up screaming in the middle of night, checking his head to make sure that no mukut was placed on it.

Karna was also slowly driven to unhealthy obsession with mukuts. During final war with Arjuna, he had every chance to aim at Arjuna's chest and kill him but instead he wasted opportunity by simply destroying his beautiful diamond diadem, his kiriti mukut.

Yet again, Krishna in his inscrutable ways and foresight had arranged marriage between Vrushali and Karna and saved Arjuna and secured victory for Pandavas.

Oh that's why Krishna said Karna will be safe with Vrushali!!!! He actually meant Karna will never be safe with Vrushli 😲😲

Madhav aap sidhe sidhe kyon nahin bolte!!! 😭

Confession of a Mukut hater 😉😆🤣 or a Mukut hater's Diary 🤣

awesome OS 👏👏👍🏼
Edited by panchaali - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ...Diala...

Mr Cots.. this was the craziest.. I have been laughing since yesterday night.. thanks to dear Sishupal and now it is you.. tears rolling down.. seriously man.. massive one.. loved it loved it.. wish I can give you a Dairymilk Silk for this.. 😳

I thought you would cover how karna carefully waited till Vrishu gets preggy before he could take back his forsaken mukut 😉


One visit in this forum n I am seeing mr. Sisupaal has become star in one day cool .. I missed it .. so finally there are Cotsy part II here who can do the task of Cotty i.e. making us laugh .. as Pancahaali said in her previous comment .. I find laugh in hopeless place"

@Cotty will be back to comment on your Vrushali n her crown-phobia 😲
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: ...Diala...

and finally, what is this? 😡
strikingly handsome Karna 😆



🤣Oops sorry for my own kantaben moment.. 😳 Initially it was Vrushali reaction but then somehow it remained. 😆

Hey by the way.. . The rumour is you are fighting with moderators for Shishupal AT, your latest hero / anti-hero... 😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: .Vrish.


Cotswold, did Priyamvada join Vrushali in her crusade against mukuts? Can Vrushali persuade Vrishasena not to wear a mukut even if he goes out to war?



Originally posted by: ...Diala...

Poor my Vrishasena 😭 will he wear a Chef's cap instead? that will serve a good distraction for his chacha # 2 😆



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Vrish ... Looks like Diala has answer. Vrushali may compromise for chef's cap, but it is still a lowly mukut. 😃

But Diala good strategy, chacha no 2's heart is bound to melt.
OS material indeed. Guru Drona forms new vyuha to fight Bhim/Arjun deadliest warriors. All soldiers wear chef cap so to get immunity from Bheema and use new deadly Veena weapon (modified form of Kung Fu Hustle killer musical instrument) to ward off Arjuna as Arjuna can not attack music lover.

Vrish, Priyamvada is angry because of Maata Kunti's insults.. She may be a new villain, may even join hands with Batuk and Maalini to form evil trio..😈

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
StarBharat Psycho

If you can not sleep alone or can not watch Kaun movie without Gandhari's blindfold and ear-plugs.. avoid the following scary, gory scene. YOU ARE FOREWARNED.

This scene is based on Hitchcock Psycho movie. I am assuming that you have watched the movie.
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The camera zooms to a chariot garage in a lone forest. A single person is working inside, in eerie silence, checking edge of the knife . The person is fully clad and the face is in dark like in all suspense movies. A small, oil lamp flickering, braving gusty wind throwing uneven, feeble light.

The name plate outside says "Karna-Vrushali Garage" .

Its heavily raining outside and a drenched king with mukut, riding alone ,comes to fix a wheel of his chariot.. The garage mechanic introduces.. "My name is Karna, Owner of - Karna-Vrushali enterprises."

The face of king lit with light but the face of mechanic still a mystery.


Karna asks him to be seated and will ask his wife to send some refreshment. He goes inside and after few minutes a slender figure of a woman appears, a blue shawl covering her face. She offers hot milk and refreshments and goes quietly inside without a word.Karna emerges after a while with a towel and suggests the guest to dry up in the bathroom.

The king goes to bathroom and starts undressing but keeps his mukut on.

The king is no John Abraham.. Infact looks more like Batuk. Hence undressing scene is not a prolonged one and certainly not accompanied with soft,erotic bg music. By the way, the king retains on person enough to avoid censor cuts.

A secret door of bathroom opens and a a knife comes down.. Some screaming and loud, scary music of movie Kaun.. You know the drill..The king is shown on floor with eyes wide open, surrounded by a pool of red liquid which is pink benadryl mixed with tomato ketchup. The mukut also lying few inches away.

It is a clue for seasoned cine-goers that the guest king is dead. A figure in hood, drags the dead body into secret chamber.

In next camera angle.. Karna shown from behind.. is pleading to a rocking chair. A blue shawl hanging from it.
"Vrushali.. Please do not kill innocent people with mukuts. I beg of you."
"Aarya, what are you talking about ? I have only mukut allergy. Why do you say such hurtful things ? You are not feeling well since your dear friend Maharja Duryodhan died at hands of coward Pandavas."

The chair is shown rocking from behind, the person in the chair remains the mystery. Even face of Karna is a mystery.

(Karnalis dont get excited.. Aham's face is not shown.. nor his sculpted body)

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I will not reveal the suspense. Who is the real psycho ?

Now I dare you to sleep with night cap on. Happy dreams...😃
(The author will be sleeping tonight with lights on.)

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The guest king plays pivotal role in this movie. Kannada version did not have enough budget so they decided to cash in on popularity of Batuk.

But Hindi remake by Abbas Mastan will have Bipasha Basu as a lady guest, damsel, Apsara in the rain, on a mission to seduce some nameless yogi in the same forest.
(Come on guys do you really care about the name of that yogi ?.. Be honest. OK..OK. Yogi Berra if you really insist)

Her guest appearance will consume half screen time and mostly will be shot in the bathroom. Ofcourse she will be wearing tiara, a lady mukut.
(Please do not contact me for details of her other apparels.)
If you want to know identity of killer... Please scroll down... The reporter Sabhayata finally unearthed the mystery ...👏
Please note that Duryodhan is dead which means Karna must be dead too.

Originally posted by: Sabhayata

So who is the mystery killer?

here is my theory going by the movie psycho.After Vrushali's husband Karna was killed by mukutdhaari Arjuna Vrushali has completely lost it due to which she has developed a split personality.She has decided to kill all mukutdhaari's in order to avenge her husband.Due to her split personality sometimes she behaves like karna and sometimes she behaves like herself vrushali

so means the guy who meets the guest is vrushali only dressed as karna due to her split personality and the scene in which karna is asking vrushali not to kill any one actually vrushali is speaking to her self only

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: panchaali

Hey I wrote in Karna AT that Adirath is 007 for Bheesma pitamah in Starbharat 😆 cotty have u got it from there ( well I will never mind if u find something from Karna AT and use it I will instead feel proud of that)😃

Spy Adhirath is in vogue on Episode discussion forum. May be it originated from you first. In that case, I will share a piece of my Dairy Cadebuary from Diala with you. 😉😆


Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: SayaneeH.Lecter


It will be Ghor Adormo 😆 ..
Thanks for this.😊 That was easy.. 😆



no No I am no MBA .. [thought loved the comply of Business Woman] .. I got this learning from study my of History, mythos n direct hearing of neighbor-vali auntys' PNPC 😉😆

Ghor Bimurhata ( Ghor Embarassment .. did I say right in bengali ?)
But what is PNPC ? 😳




Please don't put your head for free any head butchery service. We have had enough of Daksha, Drona and Raktabeej in hand of Maa kali .. tragedy of Bhuvrubahan n even Medusa .. I am freeing you from the guilt .. better you please write a mourning note of new found hero of this forum .. late sishupala .. we want his soul to troll in peace

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Interesting, you mentioned Medusa.. Are you a fan of Adaalat serial on Sony ? My father watches it and likes to talk about it. This week theme was Medusa.

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
medusa came to india? I thought she existed only in greek legends! btw adalat serial always brings foreign material. I remember watching one anaconda episode

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