PhatPhatiya Post - Birpur Ki Baanki Chori

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paro is tempted to spill her gut to KakiCumMasi(KCM) but somehow the RadioMirchi song gets croaked in her throat.
hey i just hate him
but this is crazy
can't give you birpur number
so save me, maybe

KCM feels a slow burn as she realizes she cannot lease those puppet strings from Bholenath to make Paro dance to her tunes.

Meanwhile, Moonchiya is busy with his weekly sax-therapy session with Laila. He complains that the beautiful, delicate Sexy Kamariya who molds so nicely against him, and fits so nicely in to his arms, is a headstrong chit of a girl. Laila, who is pissed about her rare bi-weekly Mandatory Monday appearance, asks Rudra to use his "weapons, guns, ammunition". Moonchiya thanks her and leaves her to her "devices". Poor Laila will have to rely only on "devices" going forward.

Moonchiya huffs and puffs into the haveli in his green kurtha missing buttons(courtesy over-eager Laila). He orders decoration consisting of blue bells, blue balls and blue moons.

Haiyooo Thakurji mhare dil ke raja padhare finally after weeks of traveling India attending the conference for All Natural Organic Enhancement Methods Organization. He tells his goons to enter every household in chandangarh by force, to search the girl. He recommends Bhima and men disguise themselves as Insurance Agents - that should make forced entry into houses seem very natural.

Mythili & Sunehri are symbolism experts of blue color code and tell Paro all about their blue color theories. But Paro only has eyes for the roasted almond eyes of Moonchiya and whenever she looks at him she gets the Big Shiva Lingam Alert - dheem dheem thana dheem dheem thana dheem dheem thana.

Moonchiya breaks the tea-set because waiting for Paro to set the cup on the table before pouncing on her would have been so boring.
Paro: Let me go. You look foolish in that Kurtha. ha!
Rudra: Athi Sundar, Your wrists are as smooth as butter
Paro: Don't dare me.
Rudra: Isn't this what you wanted? Paa..rr..oo
Paro: Shit! you figured it out. Dhak dhak dhak heaving
Rudra: Tell me na, you like it real rough or real slow and smooth?
Paro: Shut up! You didn't tell me either, screamer or moaner?
Rudra: Dream girl, you dream of butterflies, i dream of shooting birds for butterchicken. We are so different na?

Paro wonders had the tea splashed on other places on her body, would Rudra wipe them all? She decides to test her theory later.

Finally kostin
Why do all explosive secrets land inside the ghoomar ghaghra of KCM?

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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG me first ? Must buy lottery today!

Moaning, groaning, screaming and howling..

with laughter of course! What did you think ?

All natural enhancement supplements - organic of course , Laila left to her "devices" wrists like butter & butter chicken indeed!

Pataka Post!
Edited by DDC1 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Although their first RasiyaVe was pretty good, it doesn't come close to the joy of discovering and reading a PP post earlier than usual.

Cheek tea flick, come here you.
Edited by Naach_Basanti - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I think I see/read too many spy fiction I thought those guys who came to decorate the place int he color of Neel kanta / rudra /rukmini...were Thakur's henchmen...😆

I should have been reading tea leaves instead...

Edited by CravingKhana - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Res - haven't watched it yet and will read after watching... but lunch first
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Oh my so much excitement for fake shaadi... Blue is the theme... everyone has their own theory for it... The haveli sure is beautiful... every room shown so far is beautifully decorated
Laila's bi-weekly apprearence... looks like her charm is not working anymore or atleast for the time being... but she sure gave Moonchiya ideas... thats all we want... "green kurtha missing buttons", we got eye-sax, palm-wrist sax and hand-cheek sax... what more do we want... ofcourse slow version if "dheem dheem thana dheem dheem thana dheem dheem thana."
Looks like Thakur also is giving bi-weekly appearences... 🤣🤣🤣
"Haiyooo Thakurji mhare dil ke raja padhare finally after weeks of traveling India attending the conference for All Natural Organic Enhancement Methods Organization. "
Moonchiya sure is observing Paro a lot... he knows about rukmini... thats supposed to be lone time for Paro... now everyone knows... ab kya bolu
Edited by napk - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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KCM burns coz Paro realize she wants him 😉 buddhi k jane me kya fayeda hai... Uske to bete b kisi kaam k nahi hai 😲 Par her hero his expert 😛 he gave her glimpse of that... But he teased her by starting KBC quzi que and both bring their rounds... Me wonder what they do at that moment and how many rounds they able to play 😉 Thakur sa ki b batti jali... Now lets seee Paro ki kab jagti hai. Tea aise face tak kaise pahunchi? But they should try some nice things like ice creams and choclate sirup... Tea is sooo hot... 😛 laila is getting him bore now so moonchiya leave her like dust.. I think she need body lotion 😲 and about ur ques... Hmmm kCM have a direct contact with bholenathji tabi to strings lene ki dhamki di hai paro ko... 😃
Edited by richa_kapoor - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Big shivalingam alert ..lozz 😆
Edited by _SONA_ - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paro: Let me go. You look foolish in that Kurtha. ha!
Rudra: Athi Sundar, Your wrists are as smooth as butter
Paro: Don't dare me.
Rudra: Isn't this what you wanted? Paa..rr..oo

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Rudra-Paro chai pe charcha is hilarious!! Superb SJ Love!!
Seems Chai Pe Charcha followed by flirting-eye sax nd arguments is another Lord Hegde tradition!!
😉
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Omg 😆 Bestest poshttt
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Posted: 11 years ago
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PPP post so early 😊
what about the blue color ?? rukmini's color???
main to pura confusiya gaye hoon
how do you find if a girl is innocent and chuimui delicate?
if she is friends with butterfly , goat and other local animals
Edited by tttttt1 - 11 years ago

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