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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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Teacher: I'm glad to see your writing has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!
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Teacher: Name two pronouns?
Pupil: Who?, me?
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Teacher: What are you reading?
Pupil: I don't know
Teacher: But your reading aloud?
Pupil: But I'm not listening!
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Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left?
I don't know.
Why not?
In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have?
A new bike!
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them!
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TEACHER: Where is your pencil, Harmon?
PUPIL: I ain't got none.
TEACHER: How many times have I told you not to say that, Harmon? Now listen: I do not have a pencil. You do not have a pencil. They do not have a pencil. Now, do you understand?
PUPIL: Not really. What happened to all the pencils?
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What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !
😆😆
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Teacher: I'm glad to see your writing has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------
Teacher: Name two pronouns?
Pupil: Who?, me?
----------------------------------
Teacher: What are you reading?
Pupil: I don't know
Teacher: But your reading aloud?
Pupil: But I'm not listening!
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Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
------------------------------------------------------------ --------
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
------------------------------------------------------------ --------
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left?
I don't know.
Why not?
In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have?
A new bike!
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them!
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TEACHER: Where is your pencil, Harmon?
PUPIL: I ain't got none.
TEACHER: How many times have I told you not to say that, Harmon? Now listen: I do not have a pencil. You do not have a pencil. They do not have a pencil. Now, do you understand?
PUPIL: Not really. What happened to all the pencils?
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What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !
😆😆
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
