Guidelines written by me (Yeah,I consider myself pretty qualified for this) on behalf of Paro Welfare Association (PWA)
It has come to the notice of PWA that our dearest loveliest Paro is being forced to live with a pesky over enthusiastic, over familiar, over intrusive and over in many more aspects room-mate. So PWA has decided to offer suggestions to Paro on how to deal with this.
1. Always keep your clothes, especially the sexy lingerie locked. DONOT ever accept offers to unpack or rearrange or clean up your wardrobe.
2. Always wear full clothes which cover everything from cleavage to kamariya even at night. These kind of roommates are known to show abnormal tendencies. The author would personally recommend a burqa but an over sized nighty would also do.
3. NEVER ever bring your friends over, once they meet such roomies, they never return. (Case in point- Rukmini- who was insulted by being called a mere butterfly and showed her indignation by flying off to Rudra'sroom)
4. Never leave expensive or imported or designer items outside. Initially it will be borrowed and later just taken.
5. Never reveal your hidden talents like embroidery or painting to such roomies. They will instantly ask you to make a duppata for them or (God forbid) paint a portrait for them.
6. Always enquire sleeping hours before choosing your roomie. If you are a night owl, donot share the room with a early riser.
. Never ever allow the parents of roomies into the room. They are bound to make comparisons between you and their ward and the consequences of that can be BAD! Particularly if the said parent happens to be a mausam expert/masala queen/in general bitter.
8. Always enquire about the bathing and brushing habits of potential roomies. A roomie who stinks can make everyday a nightmare
All PWA members are invited to offer their suggestions for our dear Paro. Tips on how to deal with such a roomie may also be given but it should follow the IF code of conduct. No violence will be tolerated.
Jai Maa Trishoola!!
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