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BSD has many witness protection programs
1. Black eye Witness program
2. Starvation Witness Program
3. Mosquito Torture cell
4. Squeezing balls till the truth is out program
And the most coveted program that all BSD Jawans apply to
The Fiance Witness program.
But our Moonchiya worries about this Fiance Witness Program. He knows the wham bam thank you ma'am style, one he practices with Laila. Now, the entire dimension has changed and the words "Secret Service" have taken on new meaning.
He is as shocked as I am that BSD has no way of protecting witnesses of national interest without the responsible BSD officers taking the witnesses as fiances. Singh Saab is married, therefore, he delegates the Fiance Hosting Program responsibilities to unmarried Yaha Bhi Aman and Moonchiya. BSD is in the same business as KakiCumMasi - of making weird hot pickles that leave people with little option - bloody hot going in and bloody hot coming out.
Once Singh Saab had volunteered to do host Fiance Witness program. The consequences weren't pleasant at home. Angry at Singh saab for bringing to their haveli a lissome babe who flaunts her wares as unabashedly as a newborn, Mrs Singh put him on a secret diet of laxatives. It was a month before Singh Saab realized his runny stomach had little to do with the nervousness and temptations he felt around the lissome witness babe. Yaha-Bhi-Aman (YBA) does not want to touch this one with a ten foot pole because all Indians named Parvathi are his sisters.
Moonchiya is worried he will have to deal with runny stomachs too. So he instructs Paro to not tempt him. Paro agrees that it is in their best interests because the first time they were alone in the same room, he Leg-O-ed her big time. the second time he tore her kurtha exposing her entire arm and almost ruining her chastity. Third time, he lifted her, recited gibberish romantic poems in the tent and stuffed hot water bag between her feet. God knows next time, he might change into lungi and do the lungi dance. No more touchiya.
Danny Boy's unfettered optimism is infectious. He wants to re-enact Hum Saath Saath Hain with some help from Suraj Barjatya. KakiCumMaasi never liked the big family drama movies. "Sarkar" and "Company" being more her favorite genres. It bothers her that when she has made sure Samrat and Mythili never engage in recreational sex, how dare Moonchiya bring a girl he has not married to canoodle? She believes in functional sax, one that must produce instant pothas and pothis. Talk about pressure to perform!
Little Miss Muffin, Goldie has weight management and body image issues. I am very sure that cute boy who pulled her pigtails is none other than Aman. Paro baisa will be instrumental in Ms. Muffin's makeover and more effective Zumba lessons, and eventual lau with Aman. I had high hopes for YBA, but Goldie has a heart of gold.
KakicumMasi can sense human emotions like she can sense the doneness of mango pickles. Rest of them missed the constipated look on Paro's face but not her. She knows there is something about Paro baisa and she would "uncork" the reason for Paro's constipation, even if she has to add Habanero to Paro baisa's diet.
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