Forum wasis, I am actually against all these modern shodern ladies, and with you Vijayantimala amal ka aunties on this topic. I have had to keep quiet since I have a khoon ka rishta type thing with Naach and SJ and all these women. But this monster ki andar dard thi-- I too had to hide my extreme five stages of grief upon seeing KKG's kamariya reappear in Paro's avatar.
Here were my stages, hopefully, if I share how I overcame my grief at the sight of those 18 inches of creamy waist, it will help some of you overcome the horror of the kamar:
Stage 1--Denial--NO! NO! No way! They are not going to dress a Rajasthani area based heroine in a Rajasthani outfit, complete with waist revealing ghagra choli, even though all ghagra cholis are waist revealing! Paro is just wearing that as air conditioning since the burkha they have ordered for her is still being stitched. Chill Napster, chill! Ek episode ka maamla hai, that waist wont show up again and frighten you!
Stage 2--Anger--Bhar mein jai sab ke sab! I wont watch this serial with my family! the fact I watch it alone, online, with a solitary cup of coffee as my friend is irrelevant! I will call up my mother in Dhaka and tell her she cant watch it! The fact my mother will laugh in my face is irrelevant! I know! I will write as strongly worded twitter message! I will claim the kamariya is ruining the morals of good Indian boys and the morale of fat Indian girls! Now, how do I join twitter?
Stage 3---Bargaining---Accha. Time for some God talk. How are you God? Changa? Its me, your lovable napstermonster. Now God, I havent bugged you since Eid, when you didn't give me the diamond set I wanted and I was upset with you. But God, I have this problem. There is this serial, with this heroine, with this kamariya. God, if you promise to give me the exact same kamariya, I will stop eating Pringles for a week. Well, actually, I take that back--Yeh thoda zyada ho gaye...Accha, God, how about this...make HER kamariya bigger, and I will eat TWO more packets of Pringles a week? Bargain?
Stage 4---Depression--This led me to watch the Laal Ishq VM on Paro Rudra on repeat, crying into my Pringles while clutching a totally new fat roll where my own sexy kamariya used to be. I dont like to talk about this stage.
Stage 5-Acceptance-- Sanaya Irani is a beautiful woman with the metabolism of a rattlesnake on steroids. There is nothing I can do about the fact she is genetically blessed. But I can appreciate her hardwork, the attention she pays to her craft, the lovely scenes she gives for me to enjoy and I can make some slight fun of the sexy kamariya she has copyrighted. I can wish her well.
Bas.
Edited by napstermonster - 12 years ago
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