B-S 'C'hronicles: Tamanchey pe Disco

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

PaRud go on a camping trip coz they can't find a room to rent

Nature thodi kam thi, but at least there was a tent

Rudra is afraid that Paro might start loving him less

So he jhootofies the water to get out of the mess

The precap in the beginning is best.

Paro is in an 'asuvidhajanak sthiti' they said.

I disagree-- iss situation mein suvidha hi suvidha.

Where to consummate should be their only duvidha.

Mhara Aman enters with an engagement present

For Paro old clothes, and for Rudra news unpleasant

BSD wants to censor R's BDSM classes

They say it is inappropriate for the TRP masses

Aman is such a cutie-patootie,

He doesn't even comment on the indirect exchange of cooties.

He only smirks on hearing the news,

And rolls his eyes because his boss is so obtuse.

Aman says home is the best place for such sneaky stuff

Rudra says we had no privacy, so I left in a huff

Kaki is rambling about old meets new

My head spins after all the past-present circles she drew

Danveer should learn to not fight

When wifey is holding a knife😲

But he's a Rajput after all-he calls a greedy bitch

Looks at his crystal ball-predicts she will by her kids be ditched

Aaj ka bhashan award goes to Danveer.

Taaliyan, sirjee! You and Paro are a formidable team.

I have a pertinent query.

What do they use such a massive knife for when all they eat is sabji?

Sumer is caught doing gandi baat by mummy dear

Her throwing away his posters is his biggest fear

Ranawat doesn't want to stay no more

These bhai scenes alternate b/w hilarious and big bores

Maithali finally gets a long dialogue to speak

Khushi ke maare she got laddoo herself! whattay piece

Please don't leave us alone she pleads

Only you can shut that woman when she acts like a freak

Dilsher and Danveer are the new Winchester brothers.

Maithili is so bored, to form a trio she offers.

Rudra decides it's time to heal the foot

Nahin toh the lessons will in jeopardy be put

Paro has weird erogenous spots

Sleeps soundly when he picks her, yet twitches when he opens a knot?

Paro's delicate skin is a myth

Fresh hot water bags without a cover, hurt like a bitch.

I'm starting to think she was under sedation,

That is the only explanation for her wordless cooperation.

Rudra is in deep thought and his mind fudged

About how high should he lift the ghaghra up

Then he strategically places it b/w her legs

It provides instant heat like whiskey ke pegs

(**it=hot water bottle,no dirrtay thoughts pliss)

Rudra, curb your inner Edward Cullen.

Yes, you are attractive when silent and sullen,

But it's a fine line between intense hero and shady villain.

The audience gets only one sided eye sax

Coz P's ninni code has still doesn't have a hack😒

To develop the crack, all the desh ki gourmints

Need to get their hands on choli mein chuppa hint

Unrequited eye sex is really tragic,

Paro needs to be conscious to feel the magic.

Aaj toh Rudra was ekdum smitten.

Thus his metamorphosis from lion to kitten.

Rudra can't let anyone else see

What is behind the choli

That is only his adhikaar, baaki sab khisko

He pulls out his tamancha, Monday ko hoga disco

Because I don't know what tamancha means,

I am going to talk about Rudra's genes.

Well done, Dilsher and Mala,

Aapka beta hai attractive and good taste wala.

Between his shiny hair and jackets sexy,

Humre liye koi thanda paani laao jaldi.

Originally posted by: Jaz1990

Lmao awesome!

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

Bagwat sa, take a bow!!!!😆😆

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