B-S 'C'hronicles: Tamanchey pe Disco - Page 2

Originally posted by: GeoS

amazing post . thank u

enjoyed each line.

Yesxucse me???? Mhaara Aman??
Iam one among the stake holders... infact the major holder!!
Major sa Thakur sa Aman sa.. (use plural)

Acha kiya paro changed the pantsa!!
Ghagra is sexy n useful!!
Pantsa ooper karna...err can't even imagine!!

Lionheart-babblu 24/7 bromancing..
No time fr wifeysss
So Malaji left with Mr Dimple Kapadia
Mohini ji frustated! J infact!!
Wnt let Samaithili do sumtng fruit...rrr lemonful!!

Ps:Moonch was fine! Now dimple?? Got one in chin? Wil dat do?
Muaahh!!

consumashuns ho
When masala Ma-chi go
We run the show
consumashuns ho
When masala Ma-chi go
We run the show


hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
Ho hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
Ho hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...

Ho Sutli bomb haaye re
jo phate moochiya ke touch pe
Ho Sutli bomb haaye re
jo phate moochiya ke touch pe

Koi shirt utaaro uski
Koi kamariya dikhao iski
ye consumashuns ki bhook ka haul
jaldi karao kissy kissy

Haaye bhagao ab sabko
consumashuns time ab to
Jo ab akele kamre me, chote kamde, aur eye sax ve
to karlo ab
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe dis dis dis dis disco
Tamanche pe disco

Originally posted by: JazzyMohd

Yesxucse me???? Mhaara Aman??
Iam one among the stake holders... infact the major holder!!
Major sa Thakur sa Aman sa.. (use plural)

Acha kiya paro changed the pantsa!!
Ghagra is sexy n useful!!
Pantsa ooper karna...err can't even imagine!!

Lionheart-babblu 24/7 bromancing..
No time fr wifeysss
So Malaji left with Mr Dimple Kapadia
Mohini ji frustated! J infact!!
Wnt let Samaithili do sumtng fruit...rrr lemonful!!

Ps:Moonch was fine! Now dimple?? Got one in chin? Wil dat do?
Muaahh!!

Originally posted by: 18shabbo

consumashuns ho
When masala Ma-chi go
We run the show
consumashuns ho
When masala Ma-chi go
We run the show


hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
Ho hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...
Ho hiwda dhaayen dhaayen...

Ho Sutli bomb haaye re
jo phate moochiya ke touch pe
Ho Sutli bomb haaye re
jo phate moochiya ke touch pe

Koi shirt utaaro uski
Koi kamariya dikhao iski
ye consumashuns ki bhook ka haul
jaldi karao kissy kissy

Haaye bhagao ab sabko
consumashuns time ab to
Jo ab akele kamre me, chote kamde, aur eye sax ve
to karlo ab
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe disco
Tamanche pe dis dis dis dis disco
Tamanche pe disco

OK bye.😃

in real r u poet or something .whenever i read ur posts u just leave me wondering.superb post.

Originally posted by: Semanti

The precap in the beginning is best.

Paro is in an 'asuvidhajanak sthiti' they said.

I disagree-- iss situation mein suvidha hi suvidha.

Where to consummate should be their only duvidha.

Who listens to the precaps S

I'm so glad they got of Varun's face

Aman is such a cutie-patootie,

He doesn't even comment on the indirect exchange of cooties.

He only smirks on hearing the news,

And rolls his eyes because his boss is so obtuse.

Okay I'll be honest..I was glad Aman was back

But Rudra said a word in angrezi today-by that everything was hijacked

Aaj ka bhashan award goes to Danveer.

Taaliyan, sirjee! You and Paro are a formidable team.

I have a pertinent query.

What do they use such a massive knife for when all they eat is sabji?

With this I have to disagree

Did you miss the brilliance of Maithali

I think she bought the knife to kill Dilsher

In case dhuan ka plan failed

Dilsher and Danveer are the new Winchester brothers.

Maithili is so bored, to form a trio she offers.

Jensen Ackles is OUAT wala crush

Dilsher just doesn't fit the cut😡

Paro's delicate skin is a myth

Fresh hot water bags without a cover, hurt like a bitch.

I'm starting to think she was under sedation,

That is the only explanation for her wordless cooperation.

Or maybe she's a bot

That'd explain the inaction of hormones next to a boy so hot

Rudra, curb your inner Edward Cullen.

Yes, you are attractive when silent and sullen,

But it's a fine line between intense hero and shady villain.

Edward Cullen is twilight right?

I couldn't get myself to read it even during sleepless nights

Unrequited eye sex is really tragic,

Paro needs to be conscious to feel the magic.

Aaj toh Rudra was ekdum smitten.

Thus his metamorphosis from lion to kitten.

I hope they don't take that route

Where hero fakes his love but remains a brute

Because I don't know what tamancha means,

I am going to talk about Rudra's genes.

Well done, Dilsher and Mala,

Aapka beta hai attractive and good taste wala.

Between his shiny hair and jackets sexy,

Humre liye koi thanda paani laao jaldi.

Abhi se tumhara gala hai sookh gaya

What'll happen when you find out the size of his tamancha

Rudra's new theme song. 😳

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Tr_CO73AxnI

😆😆

Originally posted by: automaticstart

in real r u poet or something .whenever i read ur posts u just leave me wondering.superb post.

Originally posted by: Msfrootie

Bagwati ji aap lajawaab ho!! 😊

I wish I could rhyme 2 lines properly without fudging them up!!

One doubt, what does B-S 'C'hronicles mean?? Sorry I wasnt around for a bit..