Ajab Crazies ke ghazab fraaandship.

Neha had seen something online which perplexed her.
"The four signs that tell you that your friends are crazy" it read.
She had her doubts about her friends. They seemed a bit off to put in the lightest way.
1) They always seem high.
Neha flexed her brain muscles as she thought of the many times this phenomenon had occurred.
The conversation went like this:
Shreya : I feeel highhh today.
Lakshmi: LOL. Highhh Shreya.
Arpita: I get it. It's a pun. Coz she is high and you want to greet her.
Shivi: haha. Highhh Shreya.
Angel: I am a unicorn.
Dipu di: Good morning (Insert the sun)
That sounds about right, Neha thought.
2) They speak of things which make so sense whatsoever.
Angel: Guys, I have too many pattis. (Insert sad emoticon)
Arpita: We are sharing Ranbir.
Angel: I know but I still have like five more.
Lakshmi: One of your pattis is gay right?
Angel: pffft...that doesn't change anything. *in whispers* they are suffocating me.
Shreya: I.AM.STILL.HIGH.
Angel:*still whispering* I am a unicorn.
Dipu di: Good morning (Insert the sun)
Yup...this accuracy is getting freaky. Neha was experiencing a weird mix of flabbergasted bursts of weirdness and a deep concern for her friends.
3) They have a worrisome inside joke that shocks normal people.
Shreya: GUYS!
Shivvi: what is the happened?
Shreya: I am puking love to everyone here.
Arpita: You can't see it but I am doing the same vigorously.
Shweta: PUKE.PUKE.PUKE.LOOOVE.
Uppu: Unsanitary.
Angel: That's nothing; I am pooping glitter and vomiting rainbows here. OMG. I am a friggin unicorn. (Insert shocked face)
Lakshmi: I knewz it.
Shreya: I am so high that I can fly.
Dipu di: Good morning (Insert the sun)
Now Neha was at the point where she was googling safe mental asylums for her dear friends. Hands trembling, she scrolled down to read the final point thus confirming her ominous suspicions.
4) Last but not least, they make you smile.
That was most definitely true. She was already smiling recollecting their countless conversation via the masterful app which managed their lives so damn well.
She realized the crazy friends are the ones who last. They make you smile. They make you forget your bad day. They make you happy, and you do the same for them.
You either get scared and run for your life or you stay and embrace the crazies and become one of them. Once you embrace the crazy within you, you realize that it is hard to stay unhappy.
Normalcy is overrated anyway.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The whatsapp conversations are actually real. Sorry if your entire continuity went for a toss there if you thought that we were normal. *sigh* the things you do for your friends.
Edited by -mist-angel- - 12 years ago