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Thanks everyone for likes and kind comments.

This is Vijay, reporter of Daily Bhaskar bringing in StarBharat news. CVs have decided to lighten up the sombre mood of Dron Vadh for TRP.

After consuming half of laddoos from the quiver, Bheema will be seen taking a quick nap in the chariot and smilingly daydreaming a sumptuous feat after victory in the war.
Meanwhile, his remaining injured,exhausted brothers will battle valiantly in the scorching heat for honour of Draupadi.

Smelling laddoos, naughty Aswathama elephant will advance stealthily towards Bheema, avoiding arrays of deadly spears,poisonous arrows. Asleep Bheema is holding the quiver containing laddoos, tightly to his chest, thus foiling Aswathama's plan.
In the battle of wits, Aswathma will slowly and delicately tickle Bheema on his tummy with its long trunk, and will manage to loosen Bheema's grip on the quiver.

The elephant will slowly devour all laddoos and burp loudly which will disturb Bheema's sleep. Incensed with Aswathama's shenaigans, he will hit the mischievous elephant to the floor.

CVs plan to dedicate a maha-episode to showcase the elephant and its exploits. The episode will extensively cover every trick to extricate laddoos from Bheema.

Shinde has been asked to direct this maha-episode.When questioned, despondent Shinde gave irrelevant reply that his divorce is now definitely on the cards.

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Cotswolds

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PART SEVEN

(I respect all Mahabharat characters and all Lords. No disrespect is intended.)

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"Draupadi, your face is glowing with happiness. What happened ?"
"Govind, I am so grateful for your suggestion to visit Shiva Temple. Lord gave me a signal."
"Really Sakhi, cant wait to hear the whole story."

"I was chasing Maalini to Shiva temple."
"Maalini ? Is that cute little maid who sometimes talks heavy things uncharacteristic of her age ?"

"Yes. She is cute. As I mentioned, I was running after her and bumped into the handsomest man, I have ever seen. My heart started racing." Draupadi hiding her face in her hands.

"Innocent princess, inasmuch I admire your intelligence I will not place full confidence in your judgement in men. You are only surrounded by father, brother and few old ministers. You should attend various martial arts competitions and meet more men to expand your horizon.

And also note that the heart always beats faster after running or any strenuous activity. This is the law of nature."

"Madahv,I am never sure know when you are serious. But I prayed Shiva for any signal to confirm that this stranger is my future love. A miracle happened. Instantly, a champa flower which was atop Shivlinga was drifted by wind and it fell right into my lap."

"Draupadi, Shiva is the God of Gods. you can have engaging conversation for hours on BhootPret, Samandha, Pishaccha, Yaksha, Bramhasamandha and their subcategories. He can help you to shop best bhasma or rudraksha..

But when it comes to love..He draws blank. He is the most unromantic God.

His names Rudraa, Bhairava, Destroyer thump your heart with terror rather than love.

He even gets bothered with God of love and burns him alive.

Lord Shiva's idea of loving, caring husband is ascetic who is expert in meditation, who readily burns himself to produce Shiv-bhasma or cuts his own head as an offering. Please do not take his signal seriously." Krishna with a faint smile.

"Hmmm. Krishna please come here. I will give you a definite proof. I have drawn beard to the original portrait of Arjun. This is the person I met today."
"Are you sure, you saw this person ? What a choice. He is the bravest of all ..."

"I know. I know." Draupadi blushing.

"He is the greatest archer.."

"I know. I know." Draupadi caressing her face with the champa flower.

"This picture belongs to the greatest archer, Mahaguru Parshurama."

"What ? Lord Parshurama ? " Draupadi shocked.

"Are you in love with him ? Congratulations!! I heard Mahendra mountains are beautiful.

You will have a great time travelling around the world, sharpening his axe and enjoying his passtime of beheading the kshatriya kings.

Only a small problem Draupadi, he has taken a vow of celibacy and after the debacle in Amba's affair, he is more determined than ever not to entertain any woman." Krishna with expansive, mischievous smile.

"But the person I met was young." Draupadi queried, still unable to believe.

"Ashwinikumars prepared a special black paste for him to colour his hair black and restore youthful look. This miraculous rasayani made from tar, charcoal and blackest souls of cruel demons is waterproof and weatherproof. One application lasts for a month."

"Keshav, I just realised that it was unusually windy in the Shiva Temple and I think the flower just happened to fly off and fall in my lap. It is possible that it is not a divine signal but a mere coincidence, is it not ?" Draupadi very anxious.

"Everything is possible and Nothing is impossible."

"Wait Keshav. I usually nod approvingly at all your nuggets of wisdom but these both statements mean one and the same thing, don't they ?" Draupadi annoyed.

"Yes. It is possible."

" I am now convinced that there was no signal from Lord Shiva and this picture is a serious error in judgement on my part. All men look so alike with long beards.

I remember, on the way back, I donated food to a group of bearded Brahmins. They did look so alike ." Draupadi suddenly burst into laughter.

"What brings this smile on your face ? Something happened ?"

"Yes. I forgot to mention. Amongst that group, I saw a big, strong, giant Brahmin eating thousands of laddoos alone hardly paying any attention anywhere else.

It was a funny sight to behold and I and Maalini could not control laughter. Really, I feel for the poor woman who will marry him and have to cook for him." Draupadi laughing innocently.

"My beloved sister, destiny works in mysterious ways. Many times we joke around only to realise that the joke is finally on us."

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oh i am feeling bad for shinde now i hope his wife realizes that whatever he is doing is not out of choice.Its is his job to do whatever swastik asks him to do.Vijay please keep us updated about shinde i really hope his wife understand his condition and doesnt divorce

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Cotswolds

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Originally posted by: Sabhayata
oh i am feeling bad for shinde now i hope his wife realizes that whatever he is doing is not out of choice.Its is his job to do whatever swastik asks him to do.Vijaya please keep us updated about shinde i really hope his wife understand his condition and doesnt divorce

😆😆 I feel bad for Shinde too.

Well the good news is that Shinde's father in law who leaves alone in village is not too keen to entertain his own daughter. So Shinde still has a fighting chance if miracle happens.

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Sabhayata

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Posted: 11 years ago

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lets hope that jarasandh vadh is done well that is the only hope currently to save shinde's marriage

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Cotswolds

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Originally posted by: Sabhayata
lets hope that jarasandh vadh is done well that is the only hope currently to save shinde's marriage

Yup. It will be interesting to see that incident. Few brownies for Shinde to collect.

I am excited with the swayamvar. Thats one of my favorite parts and ofcourse mahabharat will be running 6 days a week now.

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Sabhayata

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Again a wonderful OS i always look forward to your OS.Best was the last part

Yes. I forgot to mention. Amongst that group, I saw a big, strong, giant Brahmin eating thousands of laddoos alone hardly paying any attention anywhere else.

It was a funny sight to behold and I and Maalini could not control laughter. Really, I feel for the poor woman who will marry him and have to cook for him." Draupadi laughing innocently.

"My beloved sister, destiny works in mysterious ways. Many times we joke around only to realise that the joke is finally on us."

SO true poor draupadi

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Diala D

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: Cotswolds

Smelling laddoos, naughty Aswathama elephant will advance stealthily towards Bheema, avoiding arrays of deadly spears,poisonous arrows. Asleep Bheema is holding the quiver containing laddoos, tightly to his chest, thus foiling Aswathama's plan.
In the battle of wits, Aswathma will slowly and delicately tickle Bheema on his tummy with its long trunk, and will manage to loosen Bheema's grip on the quiver.

The elephant will slowly devour all laddoos and burp loudly which will disturb Bheema's sleep. Incensed with Aswathama's shenaigans, he will hit the mischievous elephant to the floor.

Mr Vijay.. is the elephant computer generated 😆

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Diala D

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Posted: 11 years ago

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👏👏👏 awesome again... ROFL crazy this is 😆 my picks here

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

And also note that the heart always beats faster after running or any strenuous activity. This is the law of nature."

"This picture belongs to the greatest archer, Mahaguru Parshurama."

You will have a great time travelling around the world, sharpening his axe and enjoying his passtime of beheading the kshatriya kings.

Ashwinikumars prepared a special black paste for him to colour his hair black and restore youthful look. One application lasts for a month.

It was a funny sight to behold and I and Maalini could not control laughter. Really, I feel for the poor woman who will marry him and have to cook for him." Draupadi laughing innocently.

"My beloved sister, destiny works in mysterious ways. Many times we joke around only to realise that the joke is finally on us."

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