Agar police pakade toh [Fun post]

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Aaj dil me wapis ek khurafati idea aaya hai.
So sharoing with you all.

No Anda tamatar please.Kyonki.Pahele toh i am pure vegeterian and second tommato soup achha lagta hai.

So date tay karte hai

31st eve ke baad.

Ashutosh ne new year party me thodi vine pi.Aur thodi si use chadh gai hai.

Car me pas me Nidhi baithi hai.[aap sochenge how lucky!baad me pata chalega kitna lucky?😆]

Police ne roka

Police: Licence



Ashu kuchh bole is se pahele Nidhi

Nidhi:Dr Ashutosh inke haath me 1rs ya 2 rs pakada dijiye yeh chhup ho jayenge

Ashutosh: Nidhi,tum chup ho jao pahele.Warna yeh hume jail me daal denge

Police :Licence dikhaiye pahele

Nidhi: Are sir,Inko aadat nahi hai daru peeneki.Lekin thodi bhi pite hai toh chhadh jati hai.Maine kitni baar bola ki bina licence ke car mat chalaiye.

Police : Sr,yeh aapki Biwi hai?

Ashutohs: badkismati se

Police : Dekhiye aap pahele Licence dikhaiye.

Nidhi: kitni baar bola hai ki Licence teen saal se expired ho gaya hai jaldi renew karaiye lekin yeh manate hi nahi

Police:Licence bhi renew nahi karaya?

Nidhi:Main kitni baar bolti hu inhe ki ghar me baith ke piya kijiye.Lekin yeh hai ki car me hi bottle leke ghumte hai.

Itna bolna tha ki police ghumke us taraf aaya

Police:aapke car ki talashi leni hai.Chaliye

Usne Nidhi ko baithe rehene ko kahaa.Aur pure car ki talashi li

Luckily unhe car me kuchh nahi mila.

Poilce ke jate hi.

Ashutosh:Nidhi,woh wine ki bottles kahaa gai?police ko nahi mili

Nidhi:Kaise milti?main uske upar baithi jo thi.

Ashutosh: Bottles toh nahi mili Nidhi.Lekin woh humare phone Laptop aur Tablet tha woh kahaa gaye?

Nidhi aur Ashutosh:matlab woh police nahi tha?


PS; Just for fun.No offence to anybody

Ab toh muze bhagna hi padega.Warna AD aur ND meri band baja denge.Main toh bhai KPD hu...

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Sagi97 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Too good Aunty. ek picture tha Khel usme Anil kapoor bogus IT inspector banker cheats people. uski yaad aa gayi...
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice one Alka Di.. Aapne toh Ashu ko piyakkad banaa diya.. thodi bhi peete hain toh chadh jaati hai.. 😆
Police aur 1 ya 2 Rs mein maan jaaye... Lucknow ka status badh gayaa hai kya 🤣
Aur wo toh police hi nahi thi.. 😡😆
Happy New year Ashni 😆
Hilarious post Di... 👏 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: s_danger

Too good Aunty. ek picture tha Khel usme Anil kapoor bogus IT inspector banker cheats people. uski yaad aa gayi...

Sagi main toh copycat hu.Copy karte reheti hu😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: bawaswift

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Nice one Alka Di.. Aapne toh Ashu ko piyakkad banaa diya..Woh piyakkad nahi hai Nidhi ne bana diya bechare ko thodi bhi peete hain toh chadh jaati hai.. 😆woh toh hai
Police aur 1 ya 2 Rs mein maan jaaye... Lucknow ka status badh gayaa hai kya 🤣woh toh muze pata nahi mere husband AHmd me hai na?
Aur wo toh police hi nahi thi.. 😡😆Majaa nahi aaya kya?
Happy New year Ashni 😆
Hilarious post Di... 👏 😆Thank you Bawa

Aap car sambhalke chalana aur chhute paise [change] saath me rakhana kabhi bhi jaroorat pad sakti hai😆😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: parmarA

Aap car sambhalke chalana aur chhute paise [change] saath me rakhana kabhi bhi jaroorat pad sakti hai😆😆😆

😆 Very right 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Police public ki bhasha samze na?😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#8
Lolz Alka ji...what a fun post 🤣 Ashu ne pi rakhi hai and Nidhi bottle pe baithi hai 🤣 Sabse badi baat woh police nahi chor the 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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wow super fun post in simple form Alka 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 👏
aap to sach me too much ho alka ji

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