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Aaj dil me wapis ek khurafati idea aaya hai.
So sharoing with you all.
No Anda tamatar please.Kyonki.Pahele toh i am pure vegeterian and second tommato soup achha lagta hai.
So date tay karte hai
31st eve ke baad.
Ashutosh ne new year party me thodi vine pi.Aur thodi si use chadh gai hai.
Car me pas me Nidhi baithi hai.[aap sochenge how lucky!baad me pata chalega kitna lucky?😆]
Police ne roka
Police: Licence
Ashu kuchh bole is se pahele Nidhi
Nidhi:Dr Ashutosh inke haath me 1rs ya 2 rs pakada dijiye yeh chhup ho jayenge
Ashutosh: Nidhi,tum chup ho jao pahele.Warna yeh hume jail me daal denge
Police :Licence dikhaiye pahele
Nidhi: Are sir,Inko aadat nahi hai daru peeneki.Lekin thodi bhi pite hai toh chhadh jati hai.Maine kitni baar bola ki bina licence ke car mat chalaiye.
Police : Sr,yeh aapki Biwi hai?
Ashutohs: badkismati se
Police : Dekhiye aap pahele Licence dikhaiye.
Nidhi: kitni baar bola hai ki Licence teen saal se expired ho gaya hai jaldi renew karaiye lekin yeh manate hi nahi
Police:Licence bhi renew nahi karaya?
Nidhi:Main kitni baar bolti hu inhe ki ghar me baith ke piya kijiye.Lekin yeh hai ki car me hi bottle leke ghumte hai.
Itna bolna tha ki police ghumke us taraf aaya
Police:aapke car ki talashi leni hai.Chaliye
Usne Nidhi ko baithe rehene ko kahaa.Aur pure car ki talashi li
Luckily unhe car me kuchh nahi mila.
Poilce ke jate hi.
Ashutosh:Nidhi,woh wine ki bottles kahaa gai?police ko nahi mili
Nidhi:Kaise milti?main uske upar baithi jo thi.
Ashutosh: Bottles toh nahi mili Nidhi.Lekin woh humare phone Laptop aur Tablet tha woh kahaa gaye?
Nidhi aur Ashutosh:matlab woh police nahi tha?
PS; Just for fun.No offence to anybody
Ab toh muze bhagna hi padega.Warna AD aur ND meri band baja denge.Main toh bhai KPD hu...
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