fun post : alexander left bharat

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Posted: 7 years ago

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alexander with his army marched towards india with an aim 2 occupy bharat but as d army was crossing d jungle moving towards paurav rashtra but alexander stopped seeing puru standing with his cheerleader group .

puru with his slow walk & leaves flowing in d air , puru says " aa raha hu mai alexander "

alexander : kitne dheere chalte ho , jaldi chal kar aao, akele aao , army kaha hai

puru start his long speech

alexander : kitna bolte ho tum , sirf bolte ho ki kuch karoge bhi , mai to bore ho gaya hu tumse. army sath nhi laye ?? hephaestion ..

alexander turn back to face his army but shock 2 see his army was busy see something by standing in a circle . alexander also join in with a curiosity 2 know what is happening

shivdutt,kanishk & vissudhi had attracted alexander's army towards them

shivdutt was displaying his snake collection 2 d army trying 2 sell these snakes 2 them . hephaestion trying 2 buy a snake by shivdutt , he was bargaining with shivdutt .

Hephastian : ye brown wala snake kitne ka diya ?

Shivdutt : 5 aane ka

Hephastian : kya 5 aane , humare Macedonia mai to 3 aane ka milta hai , sahi sahi batao.

Shivdutt : chalo 3 aane ka le lo aap pehli baar aaye hai bharat , aap bhi hume yaad rakhe ge. Ye white wala snake free me lelo.

Hephastian 2 alexander : ye dekho mujhe ek brown snake ke saath white snake free mila.

Alexander : tumne snake kyu buy kiye hai , kya karonge snakes ka ?? Meri mummy se maang lete

Hephastian : new hairstyle , i will decorate my hairs, mallika bargaining nhi karti hai, maine last time try kiya tha , bahut costly SELL KARTI HAI, ISLIYE YAHA SE LIYE.

suddenly song start playing

" Man dole mera tan dole mere dil ka gaya qaraar re
Yeh koun bajaaye baansuriya "

kanishk & vissudhi enter dancing on this song , alexander army enjoying it , hephaestion was dancing around alexander with sn akes. in d end of d song kanishk & vissudhi stand in king cobra pose

alexander look back 2 puru who had a winning smile on his face with his bg " jai purshottam poras , aryavrat ka poras "

alexander suddenly shouts " SHUT UP "

alexander 2 shivdutt : band karo ye snakes ki maandi , kisko snakes sell kar rhe ho , ye to kuch bhi nhi , meri mummy ke pass ise bhi bada snake collection hai .

alexnader 2 puru : maaf karo puru , mujhe nhi chaiye bharat , tum aapne paas hi rakho , mai faras mai hi khush ho.

alexander left with his army & puru waving them with his bg " haar nhi swikar karu mai , jai purshottam poras , aryavrat ka poras "

## it is only a fun post . so take it in a light mode .

sorry if i hurted anyone sentiments.

Edited by deepikagupta9 - 7 years ago

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siyarati

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Hahahaha.. Its really hilarious😆

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sashashyam

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Delightful, my dear Deepika, especially the bit about Alexander's mummy having an even larger snake collection!😆😆 You have imagined it all very neatly!👏

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Cold coffee_mania

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Posted: 7 years ago

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I had added dialogue of shivdutt & hephastian bargaining talk over snake ,. Hope u like it

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surbhi tyagi

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Loll...thats hilarous..🤣..and the best thing is shivdutt and kanishk have played a huge role in sending alex back.Porus smile...hum teen char hi kaafi hain tum sabko bhagane ke liye. 🤣Hopefully...asal fight mein bhi yeh dono dil se desh ke liye ladenge.

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sashashyam

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Very much, my dear, especially the part about Olympias selling her snakes at inflated prices!😆

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