Interview with Sugni Pg7 - Page 5

Originally posted by: croziaxx

very nice aarti, i think not only vikram but we vikram fan should also feel happy...

sugani doesn't deserve him..

Originally posted by: octopie

Oh ! I just read all of your creative interviews now ^-^ very amusing, thank-you ! ⭐️ did you write any other stories/interviews on the psh forum? I'd love to read all that's been written by anyone, unfortunately, that's a lot of posts to go through 😒

Interview with Sugni… Mrs. Aditya

The PSH reporter returns back to muhawra thinking… I wonder what fascination my management has with this Thakur family that they want me to again & again interview them…. But this time I am looking forward to interviewing Mrs. Sugni.

The reporter happens to meet Sugni near mandir and seeks the opportunity to talk to her.

Reporter : Hello sugniji mind if I take few minutes of you.

Sugni : Ohh aap…jayeye hame aapse baat nahi karna

Reporter : Why madam

Sugni : Aur nahi to kaa aap toh muhawre ke taraf kitne mahino se nahin aaye…hum toh aapse milne ke liye kitne utsuk the …aapko kitni saari baate woh kaa kehte hain… pinterpew dena tha..

Rep : Interview sugniji interview.

Sug : Haa wahin….par aap aye hi nahin.

Rep : Who kya hai sugniji once I returned to Delhi I fell sick…had terrible headache and was on leave… par abhi aapke bare mein bahut charcha hua…Delhi mein hamare office tak aap ki baat horahi thi toh mujhe aana hi pada.Isliye main aaj aaya hoon aapki Interview lene.

Sug : Kyaaa!!!! *Excited*…yaa sure.

Rep : Sugniji pehle toh I wanna compliment you as you look stunning.

Sug : Haa woh meri nayi nayi shaadi huyi hai naa…

Rep : nayi nayi?? Pichli baar jab main aayatha aapki shaadi ho chuki thi mandir mein… toh ab?

Sug : Who kya hain na reporter…mujhe shaadi karne mein bada mazaa aata hai… kya aap jaante hain maine aditya thakur se kum se kam 3-4 baar shaadi ki hai aur pichle 2 baar toh bahut mazaa aaya tha.

Rep : *Bangs his head* Can you pls explain sugni ji…

Sug : Arey kaa bataye Reporter Adi ki naa ek nani hain who ek namuni hain…. Pata nahin uski kya bimari hain jab dekho Adi ka naam japthi rehti hain… maine toh adi main koi badi baat nahin dekhi.

Rep : Adi ki naani ab yeh koun hain?

Sug : Mujhe kaa pata … achanak se kahin se yeh naani iske peeche iska ek beta yaani vikram thakur ka bhai aur uski patni aagayi.

Rep : Oh I got it sugniji … she must be Vikram Thakur's maa.

Sug : Nahin yaar iska bhi who kaa kehte hain conpusion hain… main toh ab tak nahin samaj paayi hoon key eh Vikram thakur ki maa hain ya nahin…sagi hain yah southeli kyunki jaha tak mujhe yaad hai vikram thakur ne kabhi apne maa ke bare mein baat nahi kiye the.

Rep : OMG sugniji yeh aap kya keh rahi hai *I guess its one weirdo family.

Sug : Haan mujhe toh kuch samaj me nahi aaraha tha… par mujhe kya karna.

Rep : matlab?

Sug : Matlab Jabse yeh maa thakur aayi hain mujhe ghar mein bahut bhhav mil raha hain… woh kaa hain ki jaise hi naniji ko pata chali ki hamri saadi Adi thakur se hua hai woh toh zid karne lagi ki hamari dubara saadi ho sabke saamne…. Abb murga khud halaal hona chahe toh hum koun hain rokne waale.

Rep : Sugniji aap naniji ko muga??? Kyun???

Sug : Aur nahi toh kaa reporter… isi shaadi ke bahane pata hain hame kitne saare kapde…gehnee ..paise mile… ek raaz ki baat bataye humne toh kuch maal apni maa ke ghar bhi bhejdi.

Rep gulps and tries to change the topic.

Rep : acha sugniji maine suna ki aapne GunPoint pe shaadi karli??

Sugni beams with pride.

Rep : Pls tell me about this.

Sug : Arey hame toh yeh sab karna pada warna sone ki ande dene wala murga haath se chala jaata.

Reporter looks blank…

Sug : Nahin samaj mein aayi kaa…sun…who Aditya jo hain dimaag se bilkul kacha hai…mujhe toh lagta hain uska toh dimaag hi nahin hain…woh toh mere maa ki jaal main pura phas chukka tha par jaise hi naniji koh pata chala ki hum bedni hain who toh mere woh kaa kehte haon Plane(Plan) choupat kar rahi thi…

Tab hame uss Adityase saadi karni padi gun point pe…par job hi bolo bhaiya majaa aaga ya…maine toh hamesa philmo mein dekha that hero aur heroine bhag ke saadi karte hain,ya jabardasti saadi par yaha toh bilkul hatke tha.

Rep : par aapko gun kaisi mili

Sug: Ohh who toh Vikram malak ki wajah se mili…humne unke haath se chin kar istemaal karli… tumhe waha hona chahiye tha Reporter… mai toh yakeen se keh sakthi hoon tumne aisi saadi kabhi nahin dekhi hogi.

Rep : That's true madam…par saadi ke baad ghar waale aapko accept karliye?

Sug : Arey yeh log toh itne pagal aur kam akal waale hain ki mere saamne unki bolti bandh hui… kaa socha tha un logone ki main sone ki ande dene waali murgi ko aise hi apne haath se jaane doongi.

Rep : Madam toh abb aap kya karne waali hoo

Sug : Abb toh main sirf Aish karungi reporter… ache kapne gehne pahnungi…ache ache khane khaoongi…aaramse rahungi.

Rep : Wah sugniji kya masterplan tha aapka.

Meantime Reporter gets an urgent call and excuses himself.

Disclaimer : This is purely a fun post not meant to hurt anyone's feelings or bash any character.

Can anyone translate it please?😳