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swati gaikwad

@ShaktifanSwati

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

MUBARAK HO NEW AT MOMRIN PINKU PARO AFREEN VANDU SHIKHA SHWETA

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swati gaikwad

@ShaktifanSwati

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

BADHAAIII HO BADHAAIII OUR NEW AT BABIES

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swati gaikwad

@ShaktifanSwati

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

nw bye bye

c u on Monday...

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#14

From YJHD movie..
Maine aaj tak po*n film nahi dekhi!
Rojj
Naina? - Nahi
Arrey Naina tum toh biology student ho tumne bhi nahi dekhi? ROFL ROFL

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#15

Husband Biwi Se:"
Pani Pila Do..
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Biwi:" Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):" Nahi "Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se "LEAK" to Nahi Hai..

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

MALE LOGIC
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400…correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at$108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#17

FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You
May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance... ?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.. ...
Rofl

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Log Khete Hai:"Kaash Padahi Pyar Ki Tarha
Hoti..
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"Apne Aap Ho Jati..
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Hum Khete Hai:"Kaash Pyar Padhai Ki Tarha
Hota..
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"Parents Maar Maar K Karwate..

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Afreen

@afreenaamna

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#19

* This is Student Life *
Definitions Altered
1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5
minutes
2- SHARING : Whole class copying
one assignment but in totally
different way
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can
present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING : Your report contains
atleast 5 pages less than the
person from whom you copied
5- MULTI TASKING: Playing games
on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping
with
seat mate, day dreaming, making
teacher's sketch and still
pretending
that you are listening what
teacher is saying.
6- ART : Beautiful art on the last
page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best
unintentional humor to teachers
during Viva
8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero,
always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance
in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher
for consecutive 1 hour
11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at
your crush, no matter where so
ever he/she sits
12- HUMANITY : Failing and
keeping
the consistency of giving others a
chance to top!
13- TALENT : Make whole class
laugh
no matter how tense is the
situation