PuNIR/AshAkti PaRaDiSe#21lut gaye hum mohabat mein

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Posted: 12 years ago

#21

Wikipedia:" I know evrythng
Google:" I have evrythng
Facebook:" I know evrybody
Internet:" without me u r no body
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Electricity:" Awaaz Niche.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#22

Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se
"I LOVE YOU"
Tumne mera dil chura liya,
Nurse (sharmakar) :-
Chal jhuthe dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya;
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Hamne to"KIDNEY"chura i hai.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#23

Don't break someone's heart, they have got only ONE
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Instead break their bones, they have got so many

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Posted: 12 years ago

#24

Wonderful confession by a girl
in church and amazing reply
she got..
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in india and he lives in uk. We meton marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of
relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ''oh god'', Guy besides her
said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX

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Posted: 12 years ago

#25

A Husband comes home drunk, vomitsand falls down on the floor. Wife gets him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expectsher to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.
"Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.
Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"
The Son replies, "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,
"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!"

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Posted: 12 years ago

#26

Dabangg Beta..
Father to his son:" How was the paper..???
Son:" bas pehla sawal chhut gaya..
Father:" acha, aur baki ??
Son:" 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th ques. karna bhool gaya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aaya and..
6th paper ki pichli taraf tha maine dekha nahi..
Father gusse me bola:" aur 2nd ques..???
Son:" bas sirf wahi galat hua..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#27

Question:" Is Google a boy or Girl..??? . . . . Think. . . . . . . . Answer:" Ofcourse it is a Girl . . . Coz it won't allow you to complete ur sentence & start suggesting & guessing on its own..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#28

Maine ab tak congo nahi bole.. Congrats on new AT..

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