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đKools reporting from base : Manav shines , Archana disappoints in PR
And HOW he shines ...like the SUN . And how she sinks lower and lower in PR as the story progresses . Today , all the shining points of Manav will be in Orange , and Archana's disappointing points in the appropriate color ...BLACK .
Sad Manav RUSHED to hold Saint Archana when she tumbled . Oooh Manav AAAh Manav ! She cried . Then she told him in baby voice Manav Dekho na Mere Pair Mein MOCH Aa Gayi . { Saint Archana , being an EXPERT in reading Men [ from the most altruistic perspective of course] knew that the innocent girly look appeals to them the MOST . Especially when the girls get HURT and put them in charge . A remarkable feat from the SAint . Coming across as a GIRL at 54 .]
Then when Sad Manav had held her foot just long enough for MEMORIES to flood his mind , Saint Archana immediately withdrew it from him . { The TIMING guys . The TIMING . To know EXACTLY when to Withold . Er ...Sorry ...WITHDRAW .}
I will drop u Home ...said the Dear Gentlemanly Bholu .
Nahi Nahi .....said the Saint , kind of curling away from him , his touch and his help . I will manage .
You can't manage ...said the Bholu simply and matter of factly . I will drop you home . I would have dropped ANY ONE in such distress home .
The Saint felt slightly slapped .[ ] She kept quiet then and allowed him to help her down the steps . They Hobbled together down with Pavitra Rishta Music blaring in the background .
Ok heres the FUN part . Gentleman Manav seated her in the backseat of his car , ok . Guess what the Saint must have done ? She was actually hoping he would sit behind with her on the Backseat and she tried to make place for him when he went around the car but the Gentleman sat near the DRIVER .đ Infact , there was no place there as the driver pointed out to him that his laptop was being CHARGED on the front seat . But the Gentleman told him to disconnect it and place it behind . You see guys , he had taken the Saint's game [ of cringing from him } LITERALLY . Hee Hee Haa Haa .đđ [ Second Thappad on the Saint's face in a figurative sense .}
Third Thappad is yet to come guys . But before that Let me mention the EYELOCKS thru the MIRROR .
Sad Manav looked at the beautiful , suffering face of the Saint . She looks so lovely in pain ...he thought sadly . Like a cursed nymph .
Saint Archana forgave him for sitting in the front near the DRIVER . He has done this for increasing the morale of those working classes ...she told herself . To teach the DRIVER that they both are EQUAL . And indeed they are in a spiritual sense . They are both parts of the SAME SUPREME SPIRIT ..GOD . I hope the DRIVER is ELEVATED by this experience .
The chubby Driver , looking rather well fed by Manav's generous salary , sped on , oblivious of this all .
Saint Archana looked stealthily at Sad Manav in the mirror . Kitna Badal Gaya Humara Rishta ...she thought . First our Rishta was filled with TALKATIVE Silence . Now it is filled with EMPTY Silence . Oh HOW could you believe that I had STOPPED loving you ? Is this how much you know me ? Don't you know , my love , that before I stop Loving you my JAAN will go ? Don't you know it darling ? How could you !
Just the way YOU believed he was a FRAUD Jaaneman ...but ignore this voice , guys . Its neither the inner voice of the Driver or Manav ...its just me, Kools . Monologuing .
Sad Manav also told the driver to take a SHORT CUT so he would reach the K home quickly . He did NOT cling on to every moment of the car ride as if he WANTED to make most of the Saint's company . He wanted to reach home FASTER so that he could be away from the SAINT . Third figurative thappad guys . Hee Hee Haa Haa .đ The Saint forgave him for this insult too .
You know the shortcuts and the way to my home but you have forgotten the way to my DIL with JAZBAAT ....she said , clearly on a much , much higher level from all .
The Sad , materialistic , Jazbaatless Gentleman , who had just helped a poor boy selling flowers by giving him money , was unaware of these altruistic judgements , made not out of self righteous ego but purely for his own good by his paramour .
When The Duo hobbled in the house , they were greeted by an effusively joyul Purvi who had been making Sheera for her Baba . Sulo watched , STUNNED in disbelief . Saint Archana took one look at Mommy and WITHDREW the hand from Manav's hand as if she had been caught stealing laddoos by Mommy at the age of 8 . She felt her ears flush to a dull pink . She wished Mommy wud not raise her eyebrows silently and tap her foot in that creepy way . Ok Ok she wanted to tell Mommy . I will nevver nevver hold Manav's hand , bas .Evvver .
My Baba has come ! My Baba has Come ! sang Purvi the Innocent Brat . This was my surprise ! He has come to make us a complete FAMILY !
Saint Archana was shocked . She wondered how Purvi knew about Manav . She had HIDDEN it from Purvi so WELL .
Here Have my SHEERA she said , thrusting a bowl of sheera forward . My aai told me how much u love sheera . I had decided long time back that when u come back , I will welcome u with SHEERA .
Sad Manav looked at the enthusiasm of the blabbering child and felt very sad for her . Archana has led her on just as she leads me on umpteen number of times ...he thought , tired . Archana should have spared at least the child . Her games r ok with me , but this child is too young for this crap fest of lies . I hate to burst her bubble but I must do the child a favour . The poor dear is making SHEERA when after watching Archana's Mom's cold face I need a chilled JAL JEERA .
My Dear Child ...said Sad Manav in a tired tone . Your Mom has told you that I love SHEERA but has she told you that she is DIVORCING me ? You called me BABA . You made a RISHTA with me . I cannot lie to you my dear . No Rishta should be based on a LIE . It should always be based on TRUTH . The truth dear child is while for me u make SHEERA , Ur Mom has driven me to the point of wanting to swill fresh NEERA .
The bowl of Sheera crashed on the floor while a stricken Purvi looked on . Patting her kindly and ignoring cold Sulochana , Sad Manav left without saying a word to Sulochana and Archana .
Sulo started her tamashas the moment Archu wept and told Purvi WHY she lied . She had HATED it that Purvi understood the SACHAAI from Manav and that Manav shone as truthful while her SANSKAARS paled .
ENOUGH ! she thundered . ENOUGH of weeping Archu . This is all bcoz of u ! How many times I had told u to tell Purvi ! But no ! Finally she heard it from that ...that ..Manav ! He took away the credit instead of my SANSKAARS ! I go THIS moment to that slimy BETA of urs and put him straight !
Saint Archana felt like peeing . Omg , she thought , terrified . Mommy will slap Sachu AGAIN . Omg .
No Mommy , No ! She cried , clinging on to Mommy's plump arm . Don't go and slap him please ! You slapped him na the other day ? Control ur urges na Mommy ! Mommy Please ! Purvi hold her tight !
Lemme Go , Lemme Go ! Sulo wrestled the two , a shawl thrown over her portly bosom like a final touch for the grand dame . I MUST slap him a second time ! He needs to get it from some one like me ! You are a FOOL to listen to him !
I can bear to lose Manav's PYAAR but not BETA's VISHWAAS ! wept Saint Archana . I must win his VISHWAAS , I must ! Its all a tussle between VISHWAAS and PYAAR ! Manav lived without me for 18 years , he will live some more years ! But For the remaining years at least I will have Sachu's VISHWAAS ! And Mommy he is not without plans ! Hes a brainy kid ! He plans to bring SHRAVANi Back ! Mommy Mommy let me win his VISHWAAS na !
I want my Beti's Khushi ! screamed Sulo , quiet forgetting she HATED Manav .
And I want Beta's Vishwaas !
Beti !
Beta !
And what about ME ? Screamed Purvi in the middle , with tears . U HID things from me coz I am not ur SAGI , right ?
No No Purvi , No Dear Child ! wept The Saint . Don't ever say that ! You are MORE SAGA than my own daughters ! More CLOSER to me than OVI Teju !
Finally The hustle Bustle of Her Portliness was stopped by giving her PURVI"S KASAM .
In the Pre Cap we see the Dumb Staff praising Purvi for saving their jobs in front of Manav .
My Comments :
Manav rocked and shone when he reached Archana home like a gentleman but gave her no special bhaav . His love is so contained and mature . Neither did he sit next to her , nor prolong the car ride nor did he lie to Purvi but yet was kind to the kid. The BEST part was when he did not speak a WORD to Sulochana . Egoless , a gentleman to the core , and full of dignity , Manav really ROCKED today .
Archana's behaviour SUCKS . Her dramas suck , the explanations for those dramas suck and so do her lies . There was no earthly need to call out to Manav that way , no need to tell Purvi that she was closer than her real Blood Daughters , No need to build Purvi's hopes in the first place when she was not even PHONING to keep in touch with her daughters , no need to be scared of Sulochana for holding the hand of her husband who is also the father of 4 children that her womb sired by him . Gutless and a Liar , irresponsible and impulsive , Archana's decisions only multiply TURMOIL and suck big time .
Sulochana is in a class by herself . She lives in the house bought with damad's blood money but does not have the decency to offer him even a glass of water as per Hindu Sanskaars when he stands in HIS OWN HOUSE ? And She is the Elder one , the epitome of SANSKAARS ! He came after so many years and for so many years u lived comfortably due to HIS MEHERBAANI and u do not show him BASIC ETIQUETTE !
I dislike it that ARMAN children have NO ROLE in this serial anymore . A baby who came one episode before the leap has taken over ...not connected to the story in ANY WAY . Purvi . Purvi in the company , Purvi at hme , Purvi bonding the two ...Where R the Children ?Sachu gets 5 minutes , Ovi Teju , 3 minutes of screen time , doing NOTHING .
Purvi's shock is a blessing given to her by her sainted mother who is expert at building hopes and then crushing them . Purvi will suffer for being Archana's daughter . Archana raised Savita's hopes in 3 month stay then crushed them by signing on divorce papers , she raised Manavs hopes then crushed them by demanding divorce , she raised Shravnis hopes then crushed them by refusing to give Manav Up .
Purvi has no right to expect anything from ARMAN . I do feel sorry for her for being led on by Archana . I appreciate that she at least made Sheera for Manav in a house where he only got thappads and not even a glass of water inspite of buying it .
Oh Yea . Punni's Saas has fyi broken the Sakharpuda ...and told Manju that a house that promotes such sanskaars where the daughters loudly demand MONEY from the husband in a divorce in such a ugly way as Archana did , frightens the hell out of her and she does NOT wish this future unhappiness on her SON . I wish SULOCHANA had heard her sanskaars criticised thus .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy Guys and CIAO .
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