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Kools reporting from base : Archana REFUSES Divorce in PR
YUP . AS expected and AS predicted , Archana is fluctuating from stand and DAILY changing her STANDS from YES to NO and NO to YES and YES BUT to NO BUT .
She gives YES then her actions say NO then her lips say YES then after sometime they say NO . I bluntly say today that Archana is OFF HER ROCKER , officially . See the episode and judge for urself . She actually wants it ALL , but she does NOT want to accept it when given to her on a PLATTER , she wants to do HYSTERICAL DRAMAS .
She arrived in a rick like a BHOOTNI , open hair , sans make up [ 😉 ] in a dowdy sari ...forget the SAJ DHAJ she did for Manav , she was not dressed even NORMALLY ...looked like some patient escaped from a loony bin . Dark Circles under the eyes , not even a bindi , a gleam that threatened HYSTERIA .
Mr Manav Deshmukh has NOT mentioned my children in this payment list ...she told cool dude Sachu with a trembling voice . I want my children back , but most of all Mr Sachin Deshmukh I want my BETA back .
LOOK ! she screamed , pointing towards an old building which was Sachu's old school . Then she caught Sachu's wrist without warning and ran like a mad woman towards the building dragging Sachu in his blazer behind her .
This GATE ! she wept . This LOVELY GATE ! I would wait HERE for u .
She wept and wept while Sachu stared uncomfortably . Yes , she wept . THIS GATE ! Such lovely MEMORIES this gate has ! It has witnessed me standing here and watching the INSECURITY in my little BETA"s eyes when I dropped him here on the first day of school ...He cried when I was not there and became SHAANT when I held him !
Then she ran to the JHOOLA . This SWING ! she cried . My BETA fell from this swing and hurt his knee ! So much BLOOD ! I was so SCARED for him ! How I ran around for him ! JHOOLA has witnessed my WORRY .
Then she ran to STEPS . These STEPS ! she cried . Lovely , lovely STEPS ! Every time on the last day of my BETA's exams I bought an ICE CREAM for him from the Ice Cream Wallah hawker outside the school gates and My BETA sat here and ate it while i watched with MAMTA ! My dear BETA ! HOW he loved ice cream ! And how i loved the SMILE, MUSKURAHAT it brought on his face while he slurped it !
Gimme the MUSKURAHAT back !
Gimme the EHSAAS back !
Gimme the SPARSH back !
GIMME GIMME GIMME ! She howled and howled , holding Sachu's hand tightttly on the steps .
Poor Cool dude Sachu ! Even HE was unnerved . Never had he encountered the Karanjkar brand of HYSTERIA before . He had luckily been spared the horror . Today he saw it and it rattled him . He found , to his discomfiture , two fat tears rolling down his cheeks .
Tell Mr Manav Deshmukh that TILL he returns ALL the PAL i lost with my children I will NOT DIVORCE HIM !
Tell Mr Sachin Deshmukh that his MAA is still the same , mamta sloshes in her BOSOM ! She is STILL willing to buy ice creams for him and is HURT that he is demanding SIGNATURES instead of ICE CREAMS !
TELL , TELL , TELL ! she screamed and ran like a Bhootni out on the roads , to hail a rickshaw and rush home to SULO .
Sachin found his eyes MOIST . He wondered if he should take a STIFF drink instead of an ICE CREAM . NEAT .
Then Saint Archana was shown apologising like a 3 year old to mom Sulo who was giving her the cold shoulder and doing work in the house .
Mommy Mommy said Saint Archana in a small voice . Talk to me na ...I KNOW ur upset but TALK to me na Mommy . Mommy Mommy u won't tell PURVI na ? About my decision to NOT go to MANAV ?
Humph . Won't tell . But HOW many days ur gonna HIDE it from PURVI . PURVI must know . She MUST .How DARE u take decisions without wondering about PURVI's opinions ? Don't you know how VALUABLE they r ?
Just than Purvi walked in after her mannerless stint in Prince Arjun's car , drenched .
Sulo started DRYING her hair with a towel while Purvi gave GAALIS to Prince Arjun . That KHADOOS ! That MANNERLESS INSAAN ! That HEARTLESS man who seems to have NO FAMILY waiting for him back at home ! That MACHINE who does not understand RISHTEY and JAZBAAT like US , the SUPERIOR THREE !
Sulo supported and BEAMED at the feminist spirit . She knew Purvi wud carry forward her SANSKAARS and never let them DIE . She will emasculate men and stand on their chest with one foot while they lie spread eagled like castrated goats , thought Sulo with PRIDE.She will keep them PROPERLY in their places .
Saint Archana was weeping in office , praying to BAPPA for SHAKTI to face Manav with TAKAT and HIMMAT . I am here to WORK and be INDIFFERENT to him , she convinced herself , trying vainly to squish the peal of hysterical laughter that was threatening to come out of her throat at high volume . BAPPA gimme SHAKTI . Daily will I do ur BHAKTI .
Purvi appreciated her prayers and started GUESSING them .
Prince Arjun caught them doing this nonsense and reprimanded Archana a little to focus on OFFICE WORK and not to remain ABSENT for long .
The Saint murmured OF COURSE and instantly forgave the dear boy in her heart for his reprimand .
Prince Arjun was mollified . I like people who ACCEPT their mistakes instead of defending themselves when they are wrong , he said meaningfully , looking at Purvi and quickly ran away to greet SAD MANAV and SACHU who had entered the office .
Sad Manav , Sachu and Prince Arjun had a conversation .
We Thank u for not removing us from our jobs the Dumb Staff told Sad Manav with dumb joy .
Its alright... said Sad Manav , waving it all aside gloomily . All of you are retained . Nobody shall be removed from their jobs . Feel free to treat the company like your own .
Dumb Staff looked at him worshippingly . Hes a DEVTA , they thought with dumb appreciation . We MUST worship him with ROSES . Wait a minute ...ROSES r for PURVI MADAM . Then with WHAT flowers should we worship HIM ? We must ASK HER .
Prince Arjun felt really good upon seeing FAMILY in his office . He had been so BUGGED at being alone , alienated and in a hostile environment created by that PURVI . He welcomed Sad Manav and Sachu with joy .
So good to see u Manav Uncle , he said . And Sachu , the lawyer in tow , how did YOU get time to condescend and come here ? Still breaking up people eh ?
Ok guys , this nice little PRIVATE BANTER was going on , ok . GUESS what PURVI must have done ?
Guessing that Manav is one of the big bosses who owns the company , she just RAN and interrupted their private CONVERSATION by INTRODUCING herself !
Hi ! I'm PURVI ! Remember I had PHONED u in Canada ? And threatened u with Strike ? THAT one ! Hi , R u the Big Boss ? I wanna assure u we r PROFITABLE ASSETS to this company !
The 3 men stared , stunned . Prince Arjun's mouth fell open , Sachu looked impassive like SPOCK in Star Treck and even Sad Manav felt a little non plussed . He recovered soon and told her politely
Yes ...I am that one . Er ..I trust you are comfortable now . No one is gonna be sacked . Thats the spirit . Keep it up . You can ..er ...DIRECTLY come to me if u have ANY grievances .
Thank u for Saying this ! U say it so WELL compared to SOME ! said Purvi , giving Prince Arjun a meaningful bitchy look .
Prince Arjun could not believe her gall .
Now what had happened was all this time , Saint Archana was listening SNEAKILY to this Convo . Looking at them from the corner of her eyes .😆😆😆
Sad Manav spotted her on his way to his cabin . He hesitated sadly and went on without showing recognition .
Saint Archana looked at him with FEELINGS in her eyes but kept quiet .
Sachu observed this . Didn't know Archana Aai works here , he thought . Hmmm.
Damo was upto his sneaky Kaands again guys . He phoned Archana at midnight , when all were asleep .
Hello Bou he said happily . its me ! Ur fav Sasur !
Baba ! said BOU with a trembling voice . The Baba of my Manav ! Oh Baba ur gift was LOVELY ! I got ur GANPATI baba !
Its not an ordinary GANPATI Damo told her . it has my SPIRIT infused in it . Its gonna bring u and Manav together !
Bou Archana wept and wept .
Since u got the Ganpati u must have met my Manav too ! Did ur GILE SHIKVE go away forever or no ? When r u coming to CANADA ? Ha ?
Bou Archana bit her lips and wept .
And that Sachu ! Did u catch his ears and smack him or no ? He thinks hes a big LAWYER ! Was gonna seperate his mom and Dad ! Bou , I hope u SPANKED him .
Hes too big for a Spanking , too big ...wept Bou Archana copiously . Thats my major BEEF with fate that hes NOT a little boy anymore .
I guess so ...said Damo . Yea . I suppose he HAS grown up . He He He ! No probs ! U come to CANADA ! fill up this ADHOORA ghar ! Teach the Canadians things ! They cud LEARN from u BOU ! SANCTIFY Canada !
The Saint wept and wept with joy and misery BOTH welling up in her heart as Sasur Damo kept the phone and made a beeline to the bar to swill rum .
The Dear old man ! thought the Saint . How much he loves me ! More than his own daughter ! How much he needs me to rectify his broken home ! And the Canadians ! The poor lost souls ! How much they need my guidance ! And Dear Manav , at my feet , begging me to return ! And I am refusing it ALL for my BETA ! Oh , how i struggle!
Precap shows TEJU dressed like a SARDARJI bumping into MANAV at his office .😕
My comments
What is this hysterical tamasha that Archana pulled today with Sachu ? Arre if u dont wanna give divorce dont give , why these faaltu dramas yaar ?
Why constantly say Mr Manav Deshmukh in that ugly way , He is NOT the one divorcing u , YOU told him I dont wanna come back !
Which man sets out to give a woman who was hell bent on ruining him financially once ALL that he has earned ?
Why did Archana pretend to Sachu that she was agreeing to the divorce when she CLEARLY is NOT gonna give one ? Its exactly the way she agreed to give Manav up to Shravani and then wanted EMOTIONAL CONTROL over him ! Sameway , CLEARLY she was trying to make Sachu emotional today !
Indeed she has rights for seeing her daughters but may I know WHY her love has surfaced only NOW ? They r now all grown up and Love can be comprehended in another way too ...NOT disrupting their life NOW since she did not bother anyways for 18 years , NOT confusing them NOW or throwing them in TURMOIL !
Sadly it looks like Archana is USING the kids to hold on to Manav . I am YET to see any genuine love or missing for the kids on her part .
Sachu will lose against Archana's Kaands .
May I know WHAT THE HELL does Sulochana mean when she pummels and pummels Archana to keep deferring to PURVI's opinion on ADULT decisions of HER life ? Huh ????? I mean HUH ????? WHO is purvi to decide whether Archana should divorce Manav or not ? Right or wrong , its ARCHANA's decision . HOW does Purvi even FIGURE in it ? HOW RIDICULOUS of Sulo ??? how PATHETIC ! That 54 year old Archana has to toddle after Sulo seeking her approval or be scared of PURVI about HER opinion !
Is there ANY LIMIT to MANNERLESS BEHAVIOUR on Purvi's part ? How DARE she interrupt a conversation between the bosses of her company without permission or invitation by just inviting HERSELF there ? How PUSHY is that ? Could not she wait to be called like other employees in due time IF NECESSARY ?
Instead of calling Archana to Canada why does Damo not go to India ? Can someone please PITY the Canadians ? Who wants to hear RACIST platitudes day in and day out with Damo nodding approvingly , reeking of rum ?
Sachu has not melted YET . He met Purvi today and has yet NOT spoken a word .
I don't want Purvi to get credit for stopping the ARMAN divorce . Hope Sachu stops it himself . But I do hope he marries Purvi and teaches her the lesson of her life by protecting Ovi's interests . Her manners DISGUST ME .
Kools Signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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