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Kools reporting from base : Rasika spices up PR 😃😃😃
I cannot believe I am saying this but I am gonna give Evil Rasika a flying kiss today from my desktop . Muvaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
The old devil has brought some colour to PR with her sheer love for gossip and malicious fun . She actually told bahu Vandu the goat that very soon tongues wud start wagging about her saintly brother Baba Manav and his weepy saali Behen Vaishoo who was such a permanent feature in his Kholi nowdays as if her butt was glued to the one and only cot with FEVICOL .
Goat Vandu gasped . Nahiii kabhi nahii she said . My dada is a SAINT , a veritable BABA.
Yeah, said Evil Rassi with a malicious chuckle . Oh yeah . Oh how I am gonna ENJOY this when it happens . When the Wagging of the tongues starts . And u can't blame them either ...........I mean just LOOK at the facts . Leaving a Pati when prego , Leaving a palatial house for a mosquito ridden Kholi . Not even staying at her MAAYKA . But at that Kholi . WHAT is at THAT kholi , people will ask . WHAT . Surely not Archana's company that draws her there . I mean who wud dump RICHES to be with a silly sister . The only answer that remains is BABA MANAV , your dumb but handsome brother .
Nahiiiii ! bleated Vandu the goat , seeing her bro's image tarnished thus.
YESSSSS answered Rassi with pleasure . She was in a very good mood . It had been sooo long since she had ruined someone's REPUTATION after she and her son Ajit had screwed Aai Archoo's reputation last by sending her to a redlight area telling her there was a TEMPLE there . Such a gala time she had then , spreading in social circles that AAi Archoo was a lady of the night . Slapochana had hidden in her house for months , making poor Manohar do all the grocery alone coz she had been too ashamed to step out . Dear old Ajit , thought Evil Rassi fondly . He had made her PROUD once ,Had been sooo true to her upbringing.
Wise Ajit was zapped to hear this . I too have spotted Behen Vaishoo there , its TRUE she is LIVING there , he said .
Of course she is , said Evil Rassi chuckling even more . Didn't u see , she was moping around Baba Manav at his stupid inauguration function when he didn't have time to talk to even Vandu ; and her HUSBAND had NOT been invited . How cud she attend a function where her hubby wasn't invited , huh ?
Wise Ajit was speechless . So was Vandu the Goat .
It only means ONE thing said Evil Rassi with a content , malicious sneer .....That Behen Vaishoo is getting IT from Baba Manav . There , in the Kholi . Right on The Floor . Maybe they send Aai Archoo out to do marketing or something . Or to wash loads of clothes at the common tap . AAi Archoo doesn't have any brains anyways , so THAT will be a cakewalk . OMg , do u think the BABY is Baba Manav's too ?OMG !
My comment : THATS exactly where the serial may head may i take a moment to ROFL🤣 I have tears in my eyes from all that laughing 🤣omg omg omg ! Rasika has decided to get to the TRUTH by hacking Manav's reputation to shreds ...........she WINS both ways ! Even if Dharmu's sachaai comes out she sniggers and even if it doesn't and tongues wag due to the rumors shes gonna start she WINS ! What a seasoned old devil , MUVAAAAAAAA ! And Thanks CVS for listening to me when I said BRING Rasika in ASAP ! Now darling CVS do ONE MORE THING
Make Rasika ask Baba Manav is Vaishoo's Bachcha is HIS . In a PARTY . Coz we have been TORTURED with DHARMESH KI SACHAAI and THE LIE FEST woven by Archana for so long , we need a TREAT . This way let the SACHAAI be VOMITED in public by AAI ARCHOO who DESERVES this for her fabricated LIES .😈😈😈CVS WE WANT THE TONGUE WAGGING TRACK .
Meanwhile Vandu the Goat , unable to BEAR all this filth ran and came to the kholi to confront her brother . For once she IGNOREd her favorite vahini and questioned her brother directly , with tears of ANGER .
Why is Vahini's sister staying here for SO MANY days ? She asked irritatedly . WHY ? Send her back to her house AT ONCE ! Does she have no GHAR SANSAAR ?
Why , what happened ?asked Baba Manav , concerned at his little sister's outburst .
My evil saas is spreading RUMORS that you are having an AFFAIR with her wept Goat Vandu , whinnying uncontrollably .
AAi ARCHOO gasped . Baba Manav was shaken , of course, but he didn't care about the rumors , the valiant knight that he was , he was more concerned for Behen Vaishoo's welfare .
But AAi Archoo became PATIVRATA. NO BABA MANAV she said , rasing a palm . NO . I can bear ANYTHING .......but NOT YOUR tarnished reputation . It has to shine like PLATINUM . ALWAYS . Its time to tell my little Nanand the TRUTH .
So they told poor Vandu the whole dirty truth of the two faces of Batatwada .....succesful businessman and a bigamist , impregnating two women by now and consistently trying for a third time to have an unbroken record in PR . Goat Vandu was SHOCKED and quite forgot to bleat .
My Comments : So NOW it is not Vaishu's call to make I suppose ........whether she wants to tell her story to others or not ? Coz THATS what Archana had told Varsha ......that its Vaishu's call to make . What a hypocrite . I am sure Rasika , the intelligent devil has used the age old technique ..........JHOOTH BOLKE SACH UGALWA LENE KA. She got to the truth by spreading lies ..............what superb intelligence ! Coz getting it out of her Goat bahu will be CHILD"S PLAY for her . She had promised her baby Manju she will DELIVER and she is delivering .
One more thing . If Archana blames Vandu later saying you BROKE my confidence by telling Rasika all I hope Vandu FIRES her self righteous Vahini for once . She shud tell Archana
Just like YOU care only for your SISTER's reputation [ hence the lies] I care only for MY brother's reputation .I see no reason why it shud be tarnished for ur SISTER . If u cannot understand it , its YOUR problem , but Vahini , the world doesn't revolve around you and your sisters alone .
And we , as viewers , shall CLAP for Goat Vandu . Coz its HI TIME sumone BLASTS Archana.
The Marwadin Saas who is such a dear made Batatwada drop Vaishoo at her mom's place and declared she will be there to take care of her sick mom till she gets better . Do such saases really exist is a moot question but muvaaa to the old darling . Behen Vaishoo doesnt deserve her AT ALL . Behen vaishoo DIDN"T WANNA LEAVE . She went reluctantly , still clinging on to memories of the BEDROOM . SEE that scene and the expressions on her face .
Batatwada had NOT been happy to see her there AT ALL . YEH YAHA KAHA SE AA GAYI was his first , cold , cautious thought . Coz Batatwada only cares for his chubby butt , NOTHING ELSE . I wish Foolish Vaishoo who was weeping at all the bedroom memories had been able to read his cold calculating mind .
All day Batat had LIED to poor Decent Satish on the phone and had later just stopped taking his calls . U see , a disturbed Decent Satish had fyi used his brains and asked Batat WHERE he was without telling him he was in his office and had been stupefied to hear Batat non chalantly telling him that HE was in the office . Batat was speaking from a GARDEN of course , he was there with the Kudi and Varun who was spinning himself on the wheel . He STILL hasn't bought the Kudi aNY new dresses , the Kanjoos , THE MEDS EXPENSES r all what u'll get is what he tells her it seems . The frightened Kudi , who STILL needs him for her ovulation days doesn't DARE ask him for more .
Behen Vaishoo did a big drama in front of him when they were alone . She FRANKLY told him today she was NOT interested in the SAWAALS of WHEN he got married first to Madhuri , WHY he got married , WHY he kept it a secret etc . Those questions BORE me she told a visibly relieved Batat , the foolish female , dismissing the most important questions just like that . The question I am MOST INTERESTED in is WHY DID U BRING THE KUDI TO OUR BEDROOM .
Yes , WHY ?Oh WHY , WHY ? Why OUR bedroom ? U spent a night with her there didn't you ? YES or NO ?
OF COURSE NOT Lied Batat immediately and staunchly . MOST EMPHATICALLY NOT . I DENY THIS FALSE ALLEGATION . She just came quickly , did a quick little pooja on the floor and left . THATS ALL there is to it .
LIES ! More and more LIES ! screamed Behen Vaishoo , quite forgetting the LIE FEST SHE organizes daily under AAI Archoo's guidance , YOU HORRID LIAR !
Darling Vaishoo ! Its YOU who have left ! Must u be so difficult ? Darling its YOU I love , not HER ! I promise ! Sacha pyaar I do with u ALONE ! She can live in HOTEL ROOMS my darling , I have made YOU the QUEEN of my estate , don't u see that ?
LIES ! U lOVE HER ! Otherwise u wud NEver have spent RAAT with her on OUR BED in OUR BEDROOM ! screamed Behen Vaishoo , thinking of the magenta shorts she had found crumpled in a corner of the bedroom .
I want a DIVORCE Batat ........she said , purposefully to punish him a little as she fully planned to go back . YES .A DIVORCE .
I will manage my mommy and SUE U , u two timing b........d .
Well of course THAT didn't go down well with Batatwada AT ALL . I have pointed out to u na , he HATES it when Women try to get the UPPER HAND with him . HE has to be the one ALWAYS in CONTROL . Its his MENTAL NEED . So he immediatelyy changed into HYDE roop and told Behen Vaishoo
Theres a slight problem . About THE DIVORCE .
What problem ?asked Behen Vaishoo , puzzled .
U can't HAVE one .
WHy not ? Behen Vaishoo asked , thrilled that he was refusing to go along with it , clinging on to HER and not the KUDI , that harlot from Pune in the jazzy multi colored salwar khameezes . NOW I WILL PUNISH hIM A LITTLE thought Behen Vaishoo , I WILL MAKE HIM BEG FOR ME.
Coz THERES NO LEGAL MARRAIGE ! cackled Batatwada suddenly . YEAH , THERS NO MARRAIGE in the EYES OF THE COURT ! If theres no marraige , how will u get a divorce ? HEE HEE HAA HAA !
NO ! wept Behen Vaishoo .
YES ! I win ! Infact darling you are my KEEP , my RAKHEL ! An impregnated one too ! Hee Hee Haa Haa !
Unable to bear Batat's evil roop coz it made him look horribly sexy , behen Vaishoo ran off sobbing .
NOW SHE WILL RE THINK AND COME BACK CRAWLING TO ME said Batatwada with narrowed eyes as he watched her running away . THATS the way to control the SPECIES called WOMEN . Or THEY control YOU .
Amen to that o evil Batat ! Indeed you are a blackguard but one with intelligence that ALL OTHER CHARACTERS LACK .
On that note we leave PR for this weekend .Kools signing off , with lots of MIAOWW MIAOWW as I have gone very hard on the show and their stupid plots today . Bye Darlings and MIAOW .😈
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