Akash since you did so well with the crazy questions, here are some more...😆
Fifi from where do u get so many of them😆😛😃
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
May be they want too see it big, a bigger picture😆😃
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Last moment of privacy, then afterwards the doc is any how going too see the patient nanga😳☺️
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
So that it helps wife to take her revenge on her man for not living upto the promises post marriage😉
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?Sure! who are we to discriminate against the dead😆. pooling goes by bodies no one said anything about zinda or murda. But why are you so interested? Did you invest in a hearst lately
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Because Goofy is all dressed up😃😆😉
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Because there were no lamb burger joints in town. recession ka zamana hai😛
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
In todays world moral person are considered morons, toh yes morality comes from morons!😉
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yup. Gake sunaon🤣
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
I am preparing for Indian Idol. Better to start with the basics
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
It would have been 9.99.9999.999999 miles per hour😲
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
Well the ocean's would have been more shawoller😛😈
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Oh yes since he his holding hostage of many other great personality within himself
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?
If one is ready too tickle the cow at the right place☢️yup, in exactly the same manner eggs would come out of the hen's mouth when it giggles😆
Edited by Akashspartan - 14 years ago