Spartan man since you are soooo smart, answer these questions for me!
Thank you so much Fifi, these are really scary one's!😆😉
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I have no idea what is Mascara, is that some sort of make up too scare people😆 especially guys?🤣 I have heard them say its tough to close her mouth😳
I don't know Fifi but thanks for the tip. I will make sure that my wife NEVER USES MASCARA. then I can be assured of at least some moments in life when her mouth is closed. Can you share some other lovely tips😛
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Technical Answer: its lubricated within😍😈
In simple words,Because it's not exposed to air for a long time.
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
A Psychic never ever can never win a lottery, its the pyshco's who always win the lottery😉😆
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Abbreviation is as long as it needs to be, so abbreviate it to abbr. I am giving you the shortest form Abbr.😵
Why is a boxing ring square?
So that the boxer's can go round and round in circle, within a square.😃
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Oh well, what if that person wakes up again. To make that sure the person is nailed inside the coffin, so the chances are less that he/she makes it back😆
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Because when they mess up things, so that they can tell that they warned u🤬
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
It's something to do with velocity of speed🤣
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
I believe people cant analyze with heavy music around, may be the brain stops reacting to the situation😳😆😉
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
To make the dish liquid taste stronger of lemons incase it gets in our mouth🤣🤡
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Once u give your money to that person, u shall be broken in no time🤪
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Little hand was already taken☺️
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because people are in a rush to meet the deadline of the hour, but still struck at one place so that becomes rush hour, everyone in a hurry!😆😃Edited by Akashspartan - 14 years ago
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