Kools reporting from base ........... Archu slaps Dharmu in PR , WAR STARTS . . Holy Archu was trembling with FURY and weeping uncontrollably while talking to Dharmesh .
U LIED ......... LIED .........all of u she screamed . LIARS ! TRICKSTERS !
At least LISTEN to MY side of the story said Batatawada
Whats there to LISTEN , ha ? U guys FRAMED AN INNOCENT MAN !
But Holy Archu we had NO OTHER WAY DAMMIT ! Wud u have signed the papers if we had asked U ? asked Dharmesh candidly .
Holy Archu shook her head , weeping .
See ?See what i mean ? said Batatawada jubiliantly . I was scared of THIS only ! So we took ur signature with a TRICK ! Such FUN we had , TDH and I , planning it all . We remembered our boyhood days when we forged signatures of our Dads on our report cards when our grades were below C . Such Fun filled days , truly . We had a BALL , me and TDH . Surely u don't grudge us remembering our boyhood days Holy Archu ? U won't grudge men being bOYS for once , will u ?
U bet I will .........answered Holy Archu coldly , still weeping , her tears now iciciles . U BAD MEN ! U VERY VERY BAD MEN !
She ran to Decent Satish . Satishji ! Thou too Brutus ? She asked , weeping afresh . U stabbed me in the back by signing ?I alwayyyyyys thought , FULL DUNIYA will FORSAKE Manav and me but U WONT . U did this ? U ?
Decent Satish looked on impassively . He had practised this moment everyday in the bathroom eversince he had signed , how NOT TO EMOTE WHEN BLAMED bY HOLY ARCHU . Its all coz of Batatawada and that horrid servant of his , TDH , thought Decent Satish , feeling muscular pain as he fought to keep his face impassive . My face muscles r in EXCRUCIATING pain due to THEM and their DIRTY tricks . Practicing boyhood tricks ! Hah ! And putting me in FRONT of Holy Archu as if I am a freedom fighter and she is a cannon ! That TDH has CORRUPTED Batatawada totally , totally . Decent Satish felt strong doubts about TDH's origin .He thought of that old English horror flick ........THE OMEN . That Damien had been born of a jackal , not a woman . I am sure Prabhi is NOT his mom , thought Decent Satish uneasily . I have to hire a private detective to know about his REAL BIRTH .
U did this to my Manav ! U guys have gone away from my HEART ! How can u guys even LOOK IN THE MIRROR every morning ?Do U ?Ha ? Holy Archu wept .
Decent Satish DID . He looked inthe mirror daily to practice his impassive face . So Did Dharmu , when he stood on the weighing scale in his birthday suit . And so did TDH , for the sheer pleasure of watching the mirror crack .For mirrors CRACKED when TDH looked at them , such was his effect . But they hung their heads before Holy Archu. All , except Batatawada , who by now was edgy with all the BLAMES .
What MANAV MANAV ha ? he asked Holy Archu angrily . Arre why the hell shud we PREFER his BUTT over ours ? GiMME ONE GOOD REASON ! Is it a crime to LOVE UR OWN BUTT ? Ha ? Big Manav Manav ur doing , but lemme tell u , ur Manav is not a BHAGWAN he is AAM !
Holy Archu gasped in horror at this sacrilege . Her Bhagwan compared to a tropical fruit !
Yea , AAM ! reiterated Batawada , all fired up now , while TDH looked on approvingly with ATTA SIR written all over his devilishly handsome face . He is AAM ! And I don't mean a MANGo !
Then ?Asked Holy Archu , confused .
I mean AAM as in COMMON ! Ur Bhags is a COMMON man ! He can indeed be tied with the theft and deaths ! U don't have proof of his innocence and we have no cause to believe he can't do it coz REALITY OF LIFE IS PEOPLE CHANGE FOR MONEY ! All u have is ur belief and why the hell shud we share it , ha ?We r not in love with ur BHags , so there ! And with which ADHIKAAR ur firing us and asking us these questions ha ? R u his WIFEY ?His Fiancee ?Ur NOBODY to ask us these questions ! If ur asking on basis of that PAVITRA RISHTA , Hah to that one ! Coz ur PAVITRA RISHTA is a mOST BADNAAM RISHTA ! If u ask me , u shud be more bothered about TDH's butt right now but ur bothered about Manav's ! [ Here TDH looked PAINED . He badly wanted to say EXACTLY but he held his tongue .}
THWACK ! unable to bear her Bhagwan been described as Common , not even a tropical delicious fruit , Holy Archu snapped and slapped Batatawada hard , right across his chubby cheek . Her palm bounced , of course , but she bore it bravely like the Joan of Arc .
there were GASPS of Horror in the room .
Prabhi , Taklu , and the Marwadi parents stared in utter ANGER and horror .
TDH stared with cold fury .
Vaishu felt SICK .
Varsha was glad it was not Satish .
Decent Satish said a small shloka in his mind that he had narrowly escaped .
Vinod looked with angered disapproval .
Manju wanted to bite her nails and pee at the same time .
Manohar remembered everything now .........it had been Chubby who had been in the mood on the night Holy Archu had been conceived . Not He . He had wanted to see a cricket match . It was aLL CHUBBY"S FAULT , he thought unhappily .
Ajit looked on approvingly and wished she had slapped even TDH .
Furious and scared , Batatawada ran away after the slap .😆😆😆😆😆 All followed him . TDH , his family , the Joshis .........all .
My comments : Have told u guys yesterday .For those reading only today ...........look at yesterday's commentary . Have explained in detail there . I disapprove of the slap . It will now wreck the family and will cause permanent tear in relations .Vaishali didnt deserve this . Fighting for Manav is one thing ..........go and testify in court on his behalf .But getting this hysterical and out of control is not done . Dharmesh told her we will sit and talk , Vaishu told her , we can talk about our differences by sitting , Sulochna also told her we can TALK about this .But she preferred slapping .
Dharmesh's dialogues were powerful and true except for the part where he LIED . That he did this to save themselves as they were innocent too and did NOT frame Manav .He did frame Manav by forcing him to sign declaration in jail .He kept that away from Archana . The rest part he said to Archu .that U cannot see beyond Manav , was true .
The Marwadi Saas Sasur spoke sharply to poor Vaishu . Why did she SLAP Dharmesh , they asked her angrily . She cud have sat down and talked heatedly about her differences , we had no objection to that .But slapping ?She disrespected our relation .We will NEVER step in that house till she apologises .
I thought Archana was a good gal , said the Marwadi sasur , puzzled and stricken . Why was she this hyper ? All Dharmu did was save his own butt , full DUniya does it .
U decide if u want to keep relations with her , we r DEFO NOT GOING TO said the saas and they walked off .
Poor Vaishu . She listened uncomfortably .Her paradise had ben ruined by her own sister .
My comment : I feel more sorry for Vaishu's state than Archnas state today .
Sulochana's comments were surprisingly APT today [ congratz Tasneem for bringing old Sulo back } . She dragged Holy Archu inside after all left and fired her .
You have no need for me it seems , ur capable of doing many many things on ur own now without thinking of future consequences , but Varsha Vaishu need me . I have to be there for them .........she said , not selfishly but truly . Its a fact .......Archu takes decisions on her own and doesnt need Sulochna .
R u pagal ? Mad ? U did not even consider the effect ur slap will have on ur sisters marital life .U said bad things to Satish and then slapped Dharmesh .Ur out of control coz ur BLIND in Manavs love .U have frankly CROSSED BOUNDARIES .
I am not interested in the issue .Im more interested in keeping the family together and now with ur action it will tear apart . To this point I loved u more than them but I cant turn my back on ur sisters at this point ...........u dont need me , they do .
Upon which Holy Archu cried hysterically and said they did this to Manav who HELPED BUILD THE COMPANY . WHO WUD GIVE JAAN FOR THE COMPANY . WHO WUD DO ANYTHING FOR THE COMPANY .
My comment : Dharmesh is wrong but Archus description of Manavs loyalty to company is ridiculous . Please , he created a sTRIKE in the company and disrupted peace for personal reasons .Of late he was a liability to the company , not asset . His loan was waived , it was not repaid even .And if Manav helped BUILD the company what were other workers doing , bhajans ?
My overall description of Archu is that she was hysterical today .
Ajit went and told the Deshmukhs about what happened . Savita screwed up her face again to cry while i stared in horror . She gave gaalis to the Trindavas and said THEY HAD HER HAAI ON THEIR HEADS and told Damo I TOLD U SO .
Guess what Damo did ? Perfect . He started talking to BAPPA . Which Leela is this one now , he asked . How to figure it ? He was glad he found another way to pass time .
Shravni was shocked and silent .
Savita blamed Archu . When Ajit tried to defend she said , don't even tell me , two days she will cry and then she will start loving her maayka people , thats her modus operandi .........😆😆😆😆
I hope CVS show Vaishali taking GREAT OFFENCE and nOT ACCEPTING ARchus apology .I hope Archu explains to jUDGE how she SIGNED PAPERS WITHOUT READING and i hope JUDGE"S REPRIMAND IS SHOWN .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button only if u like , comments even if u dont . Archu saw the GEETA near Bappa and is now getting to fight the MAHABHARATH WAR . Watch out TRINDAVAS , HOLY ARCHU IS COMING ! Rope in RASIKA , quick ! She is WORSE than ADVOCATE PIYUSH . His MAA in politics . Enjoy ........CIAO .😊