Kools My Love
My comments for the day. I wrote whatever I remembered from first notes. Sorry.
Manav in Jail
So Lallu Mannu was sobbing to Bappa. Why? Why? Why? Because you dissed him you fool. You dissed him. And if you aint got it by now you ain't never getting in. You broke a vow made in front of him for some stupid human intention. If you're lucky the sufferance will end with this jail visit. Now do us all a favour and stop asking why??? Lame brain. Neither left side nor right side is functioning fully.
Shravani Laments
Shravani was sobbing and sobbing. Another fool. She is probably the biggest fool of them all because she is the most educated of the loser bunch. Why my destiny???????????? Fool you made your destiny with your unthinking actions and refusing to see the light when it was shining brightly in your face. Savita made her another useless promise and worst still this fool believed her. All these bunch of losers believe her. Even that Manav believed her when she said she would get him out. How with positive vibes????? Lame brains one and all. Neither left side nor right side is functioning fully.
Damo and the Jailhouse Rock
Damo dropped in. Why? Who the hell knows. The guy is certifiable. He has gone totally nuts and lost all his marbles. Manav was thinking what a quack this dude is. If I was in jail and these types of quacks came to visit I would insist on strict enforcement of the "Solitary Confinement" policy
He keeps saying mera natak mer natak? Arre what natak? You have been a bekar badshah for months now. Do you mean the natuanki with Bappa?
I am now shuddering at the word "twist" that keeps escaping Damo's mouth. Arre if my parents kept asking for these types of twists in my life then whole life I would be busy sending these packages "Back to Sender" gift wrapped.
Jay ' Bambay ka Badshah- Asal 007
Guys, you know I love sweetu Satish rigt? But I don't know what it is about them bad boys. Uff they should all come with a label "Too Hot to Handle" for all those nimwits out there who think they can manage them. He was 110% correct about everything he said to Archu. Finally, The fat lady sang and Man oh Man what an opera, I DEMAND AN ENCORE. Wah wah. Taaliyaan.👏 He came, he spoke and conquered the bad girls heart (mine, mine, mine)😉😛😆
Meet the Mob
So Archu and the K's went to meet the Rane relatives. And of course out came the obvious question. You look healthy, wise and educated.. so majra kya tha eh? Uski gaadi patri peh nahi chal rahi thi kya? Very common question for conservative Indian society. Guys, Jay's mom lied outright but IT WAS THE WAY SHE LIED. She protected the reputation of her to be DIL and son. Jay was taking by surprise but wisely remained quiet.
Archu on the other hand is like I-Robot. Bas Manav ka naam suna nahi toh she jumps into action. So the Duracell battery sprang to life. Manav is a 100 carat diamond. A totally flawless gem. He comes from a family of precious gems. Rubies. Pearls, Topaz one and all. Sab Moti. Bade Bade Moti. And the entire time she was doing Deshmukh Khazana Aarti she was doing Rane Izzat Aarti. So trademark Archu. The entire time she was talking, I kept thinking Hurry Jay, change her lipstick for a stick of German Engineered Krazy Glue. But Alas he was too late and once Archu was done doing Izzat Aarti she BOWED IN REVERENCE to the people she had just done izzat aarti of and made a Grand Exit. Wow, I was hoping she left her purse behind so she would be forced to come back and ruin the exit strategy. Sulo and Mano were so dumbstruck they looked like their butts were krazy glued to the couch.
Jay becomes Mogambo
Wah Kya Entry Mara. He was Smokinnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg.......................... Just smoking............... he looked like he owned the place and the cops were his backyard gang. Just too hottttttttttttt. He gave Manav the low down. Some right some wrong. He was right in calling Manav on his hypocritical relationship with his to be wife but he was wrong in telling Manav that he would rot in jail for a personal vendetta.
Guys, his eyes were breathing fire, his body was exuding white rage and then his mouth was spitting out Marathi shabdh. Uff Uff My heart stopped for a whole minute...... Too Much. Too Much to handle.
Jay my friend. Drop the Doll. She aint worthing ruining your life for. Seeing all these buzzing bees around Archu makes me think that I am watching an Indian version of There Something About Mary.
Ok I am now going to stop speaking about Jay. I think I have said enough
Anyways Kools that's all for now
Hope