June 22
Manav –Sav Scene
Ok one moment we need to take a DEEP, DEEP BREATH over here. Something is happening in PR land. OMG, OMG the saintly duo are making practical sense. Manav on the 22nd and Archu today.
Sav tells Manav you are not keeping well don't go to work. She says health is more important. Ordinarily, I would agree but seriously right now for poor Mannu, health means longer life of misery, debt and unending screeching from you know who. So really poor health is very good, it will lead to Game Over. Also dude makes a valid point you can't barter good health for food. Haila, what did he take a NASA developed logic pill this morning? Or has the TRP ratings given the CV's a much deserved whack in the derriere? Then he does one more brilliant act, he says I will not make a promise I cannot keep. Of Course Of Course my man the last one was a REALLY BIG KILLER, EH? Stripped you naked of all your non-monetary wealth. Man, this dude is making goal upon goal. At this rate he is going to qualify for World Cup.
Satish – Varsha -Bhavna
Okay my gut feeling has become a full-fledged Storm Warning. Varsha gyaan was traded overnight to help Manav grow some grey cells. Varsha is back on the Atma-Samaan track. Her train is charging full steam ahead, accepting no passengers and not caring for passing railways signs or signals and at this rate there is only one place to go – Karanjakar Terminus.
Guys, Satish is good and indulgent and loving BUT he will not suffer fools. Varsha is currently placing all her bets on the "Fool" Team and is she in for a rude surprise. Sorry, but I see referee Satish issuing a penalty decision against the "Fool" team for a poorly planned tackle in the big "D". Varshu, wisen up babe. If you want to be the winner, you play by the rules and do not tick of the referee. He is your only ally.
Dharmesh – Manav Scene
Ok Manav has learnt nothing from the reviews of Zara Nache Ke Dikha. He was giving his filmy rendition of "I am still standing" to the Jaipurwala who is the most practical dude I have met on the planet and seriously the Jaipurwala was not buying into the show. He only agreed because Manav had this dejected look that repeated runner-ups get at the end of the show. So ok he got some grace because he did not use the "Girish" card. OK so when he used the "Girish" card before the divorce I called him every name in the book that you can use to describe "ullu ka patta" because then he was taking on a favour that would invariably result in divorce but today after divorce when all chips are down, the guy has nothing more to lose, why did he not play the "Girish" card? To impress the Jaipurwala or maybe the effect of the NASA pill has worn off? I think I need to take out my galli book again.
Manav Calls Archu
Ok the dude is officially "LOSER OF THE YEAR". The Pill has definitely worn off. His brave rendition of "I' Still Standing" is just that. Nautanki. Needs his saintly partner to gulp water. Maybe Shravani should have left him a straw or something by his bedside with the jug.
June 23 and June 24
Ok when I watched these epis I was in "Curious" Mode
I was curious about the brain waves buzzing Sulo's brains. Sorry guys but I just don't get it. She is forcing a godhbharai down the throat of a woman who does not want it, she has really no money to do it, she is inviting people who do not want to be there and using her daughter as a trading chip. Somewhere, somehow this woman had a brain meltdown. Somebody forgot to install the anti-virus or something. Really not sure. That poor Manoharao he is like a dude stuck with a Pentium 2 that he does not want to upgrade or fix its dysfunctional processor because of the sentimental value of ownership. Sorry man, your wife needs shock therapy or something to snap her out of the "Post- Divorce" trauma. She was doing fine till then.
I am very, very, curious why Shravani was made to miss this Karanjkar family function? I don't get it. She was only made to attend the "Pre-Divorce" functions. Why because of the Shock Society Factor? I think this is unfair. Especially, since after divorce the Black Widow has begin to dress up better for Manav. She needs to be paraded around at least for her fashion efforts. Her friend and ally, Rasika, is going to miss her solely and it is this judaai that will disrupt the function because Rasika will be left idle with too much time on her hands. Idle minds are the devils' workshop.
I am very curious about the neuron activity that is going on in Shravani's brains these days. It's like with every breath she is getting zapped by lightning or something. Wonder what rationale makes a Black Widow say that a healthy woman whose "supposedly" loving spouse who is still very much alive (though not kicking for now) is NOT DESTINED TO FIND WEDDED BLISS? Ok could somebody please get a copy of that court transcript with Manav's testimonial so she can get a reality check? Where are the nosy chawl ladies when this hungama is going on in the corridors? Oh sorry I forgot they all lost interest after Archu's Self-Bidaai and have dropped this flop show. Also very curious on how she plans on giving Archu "True Value" for her sacrifice. What is the going rate or value for a sacrifice like Arman's? Currency or a Child? Very curious. Once I know I am going to try the same out in my married life. Been married for 12 years now, need to spice things up a bit and get some moolah with the spice.
I am very curious as to what Manav must feel time-after –time to see good things in his life (i.e. wife, good fortune, friends, loving in-laws) all walk in the opposite direction and leave him with the Black Hole. Very curious, is he wishing he broke the other leg too and is permanently disabled so that the Black Hole finds another target because she likes the adventurer types not invalids? Who knows? Guys he must feel like Italy today, defeated by an undeserving Slovakia because of a lazy brain and poor reflexes till the 11th hour.
So Manav's dialogues were funny but also real. He says MAYBE I will be quiet if you say something about Archu and I . Ok dude, do we need to rewind last Friday's epi for you, your flashback program is corrupted. Arre yaar, why do you lie to yourself? This girl can strip Archu naked with her words in the middle of the street and you will stand and stare. Why the fake bravado, eh? Does not suit you dude, just brings attention to your aphaij status. But let's give him credit for two things: a) he said she behaves suspiciously because she does not trust herself and b) Archu's lame-brain decision to support his lame-brain decision is all because of University Sulo. Man, just for those two dialogues I wanted to give this guy a chair to rest his weary apahij foot.
I am very curious when Sulo says that Sav will not see Archu during the godhbharai what did she mean? Was she going to give her horse-like blinders so that she would miss Archu who was sitting dead centre ahead? Or is there some kind of invisible pardha technology that was specially installed in the Karanjkar living room to accomplish this ridiculous plan? Morons one and all.
Curiously, Archu decides to answer Manav's phone WHILE Sav is there in the room. But refused to do it when no one was around to stop her? So does this mean the CV's told her she would not get paid today unless she picked up the phone? Or does that mean that Sav is more effective in Spirit than in Person? or Is the Telepathic Connection back online? Very Curious.
Last bit of curiosity is about Rasika. She got duped by her son for a large sum of money, almost mauled by Sav and publicly dissed by her DIL today. So are we to believe that useless Manjusha is her only hope in Mission Kill Karanjkars? And how come she has the deed when Vinod paid for the flat with money got from selling K sisters jewellery?
Well that's all from me for today. I hesitated to write ramblings these last few days because while the show itself is lacklustre these days, I am finding it difficult to find good material to mock.
Love, Hope
