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Kool reporting from base .......... Insaaniyat Baba Shines in PR . .
The two goats from The Goat gang ........Miss Shakkar and Vandu were wondering about The Gunda's sudden interest in observing customs and rituals by sending her bahu to her maayka and all . They are not the type to give credence to relationships even........ what are customs for them , said Miss Shakkar , wisdom sparkling on her face . Vandu frowned and suddenly remembered how her saas had cut the conversation and hurriedly made the decision to send her to her maayka .They are DEFO gonna disrupt the Gundi's wedding she said , nodding animatedly , I am sure of it . Miss Shakkar heard all this with visible alarm . She actually wanted to LOVE even the Gunda and pat The Tiger , but they were so , so UNBENDING . If only they wud simply ACCEPT her LOve .
She Phoned her maayka . Chubby Face picked it up happily .She was making laddus with the neighbourhood women for her daughter's wedding . Chubby face , who is not unlike a round happy laddu herself , asked her how she is . We r missing u , she told her . Miss Shakkar listened half heartedly .Her alarm was growing by the minute .Her goat mind knew how bad the Gunda Khandaan was and at what speed they worked . She asked for The Gundi .
They r out to get u she told The Gundi , who was stunned . They r upto somethiing . But what can it be , asked the Gundi , zapped . What ??? Your past .........said Miss Shakkar unerringly , having one of those elevated sub conscious moments that only people of high spiritual progress have when they sit back and reflect on a man's problems with shut eyes . They will make an issue of your past , my dear sister .Have you told Satish everything ?
He doesn't wanna listen , the Gundi answered uneasily . He just won't listen .{ A stupid thing to do .No harm in listening , always .........I really dont know what this NOT LISTENING thing is ] But I TRUST HIM . He will stick to what he promised ........that my past won't matter to him .
But your saas ?asked Miss Shakkar wisely . Who else knew better about how Saases of the world are than her , of course .
I trust her too , said the Gundi , clearly on a wedding high . She knows whats right from wrong . { Uh Oh . If that was so , how come she was such great friends with THE GUNDA]
Chubby Face told her hubby The Laughing Wimp to withdraw 3 lacs from the bank as payments had to be done . Don't go alone , she told .........take someone with u . As Vinod had just returned , tired , Insaaniyat Baba volunteered . They went to the bank in a rickshaw and it was there that the trouble started .
First, Insaaniyat Baba , quite forgetting that his job was to constantly BE with his sasur , embarked on his Insaaniyat spree . He first left him to go and feed a beggar boy with vada pav . The Laughing Wimp observed this with paternal joy and admitted that he had never done this kinda thing in his life . He only laughed when he saw beggars , it seems. He laughed even when he saw rich men , so don't misunderstand , guys . He really doesn't have anything against beggars as such ........he is just made that way . I'm NOTHING said Insaaniyat Baba , thinking reverently of his holy better half . You shud see MIss Shakkar . She LOVES everyone .Her Love encompasses ALL . Then off he went to give a list in a nearby store .[ For what ??? Arre hardly any hours r left , what the hell r they buying NOW ????}
Now , a sleazy Gunda Gang of three who hangs around banks and robs the ones withdrawing a large amount , stalked The Laughing Wimp and noted how much cash he withdrew . They came zoom on a motor bike and pulled the bag from The laughing Wimp's hand and sped away , while the third robber , pretending to be a passer by held the Laughing Wimp tightly , pretending to be concerned , so that he didn't run after the bike . In all this , Insaaniyat Baba was nowhere to be seen .He materialised suddenly and calmed down the Laughing wimp who was hysterically kicking his feet and clutching his forehead , badly wanting to pee at the thought of facing Chubby Face . But Insaaniyat Baba took him to the police station .
The police wrote down the complaint indifferently [ actually they know ALL the local gangs who operate there] . Lets go home , said Insaaniyat Baba . No ! said the Laughing wimp .I cannot go home and face the creditors . I mOST DEFO won't go home .Anywhere but HOME . Insaaniyat baba watched , alarmed at this mulish streak in his sasur .He knew Exactly where the Laughing Wimp wud go if he was not escorted back home . The Dombivli Suicide Lake of course ! That was his second favorite spot whenever he was depressed . Insaaniyat Baba had a long association with his sasur ........he had pulled him out from there at MIDNIGHTwhen The Laughing Wimp had snuck out stealthily , fed up of all the women in his house and had taken a cool dive In The lake , convinced that no one was watching .
You Go straight Home , Insaaniyat baba coddled him , totally alarmed from inside now. I will bring the 3 lacs , u hear me ?I PROMISE U . Don't say a thing to CHUBBY FACE .
Really ?said The Laughing Wimp , perking up a little .
Really . Promise . Said Insaaniyat Baba to his sneaky little sasur .
The Laughing Wimp then went home and sat chupchaap , not telling anyone that the money was stolen , squashing his urges to pee in two two minutes .
The Gunda's fuming spree continued . She phoned her goofy daughter again , annoyed that she had shown such disinterest in foiling the Gundi's wedding . Really , thought the Gunda , thoroughly irritated .What does one ask daughters for ! Don;t u have the courtesy to even RETURN my call ? Ha ?she snapped , when Shareef Manju picked up her cell .
Shareef Manju gulped uneasily . Honestly , she was Fed up of her energetic , evil Mom , with her never ending zest for creating hungamas . Im not gonna help u on this one , she said , mustering up some courage and curbing the urge to pee at the same time . { Thank Goodness her mom was on the phone and Not in front of her .] I am tired of your never ending schemes , jhamelas . Keep me out of it please . Everyone is so happy around here . Please Mom . For This time . And she hurriedly cut the phone before her mom demanded to see her in person .
The Gunda cudn't believe her vicious ears . Whats wrong ?Asked her son , The Tiger , who had been cackling , watching a humor show on TV all this while . Your useless sister , answered the Gunda furiously .......She Has backed out ! Ditched at the last moment ! Can u believe it ? My own blood ! She is having one of her conscience fits !
Leave it Na Mom ........said The Tiger , surprisingly sensible again today . After all she is the bahu of that house .She is in an awkward position , cant u see it ? She has to think of the good of that house too na ? Then he looked at his Evil Mom's dissatisfied face and softened a little .Ok Ok he said .Don't worry .U want that Ashwin's information na ? I 'll get it for u .
Really ?Asked The Gunda with motherly love towards this offspring who was delivering the goods she wanted . All those hours of intensive labour flashed before her eyes . Ajit 's had been suchhhh a difficult delivery ..............seventeen hours of labour and a blood curdling cry that had frightened even the doctors when he finally came out . But it was worth it ......he was more loyal to her than that milk sop wretch who bit nails and called herself a daughter .You Will ?
You Bet ..said The Tiger , pleased to please her once in a while .
Insaaniyat Baba phoned his absconded second Sasur , Meduvada [ Girish] in America for the cash . I need the money , quick , he said , NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT THE GARAGE PROBLEM . Meduvada was concerned .R u ok ?He asked practical as ever . But he knew Insaaniyat baba's worth so he gave him the number of a friend and asked him to take the money on his guarantee . Meduvada looked rich , contented and fine , in a palatial flat somewhere in the States . After all Whatever is mine is yOURS too , he said meaningfully to Insaaniyat Baba , who squirmed as he thought of the Pyasi Atma .
The Laughing Wimp was relieved and touched that his izzat was 'SAVED' by Insaaniyat Baba . I will help u in returning this money ...he said , postponing his urge of a cool dip in The Dombivli Suicide Lake for the time being . I like it when u call me Baba .
Guys I have A horrid feeling that all these financial obligations on Insaaniyat baba's head will be used by Meduvada when he DROPS his daughter .
Interesting Point : Precap ! Savita herself gives sindoor to a lovely decked up Archu who looks stunningly beautiful as a suhaagan and tells her to put it while the Deshmukh men watch with mouths open . Shravni glares uneasily .
Vandu's violet sari was exquisitely lovely today .
Pregnancy seems to have done Manju Good . She is improving .Clearly it is another pavitra bachcha in the tummy .We can call him PB 2 .
Like button only if u like and comments even if u don't . Drawing humor was difficult as episode was serious and boring . Still I tried .
Kools signing off , urging u to join the betting about the divorce happening or not !
