SPARTAN MAN RANDOM COMMENTS CORNER - Page 85

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

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Tulsey, how r u? nd hows Monica? she let u come on the computer 😛

Hi Akash, Geet, Ali and Sid,

Hi Sid, hello Akash.......how are you guys?
and hi Tulsey massi how are you? i have decided to call you massi.....😊

Good nite Tulseydi!

hi Akash....i am doing good.
how are you?

aww r u jealous Tulsey??😆 but i m going bak to uni on may 10 i wish i had no summer school 😍 2 more years nd i m taking a longggg vacation!! 😍

take gud care
good night
sweet dreams
r u missing the big pillows?😆

Hello Monica! how r u?

I am doing great buddy, congrats for winning the contest,

hi Sid.......i am fine. how are you?

thank you and same to you Akash......
ya....your doll must be happy to see the comments on her......🤣