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@ Ali n Sid

Ok another topic....which one but???

@Sid: have this...
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them .

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Got to go for now.. Some work to do..

Bye Ali... Hello Nishr (is it Nisha?)

@TB Hiiii yaa its Nisha
@Meeti Hiiiiiiiiiii
how was it like kidnapping Manav?? 😆

Originally posted by: -ALI-

@Sid: have this...<br>Why it's better to be a Woman! <br>
<br>
1. We got off the Titanic first. <br>
<br> yup😆
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.<br>
<br>men r not always nice!!
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. <br>agree!!
<br>
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.<br>
<br>😆
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. <br>
<br> not here!!
6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.<br>
<br>??
7. Taxis stop for us. <br>
<br>we can just call a taxi here and it doesnt take that long😛
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. <br>
<br> dont care about the money!! and u never know when u might die!!
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. <br>
<br>i dont dance!! but that was funny😆
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). <br>
<br> 😉
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. <br>
<br> my friends know i m not gay😆
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. <br>
<br>
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. <br>
<br> dont use lipstick!!
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. <br>
<br>??
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. <br>
<br> i fart to annoy my family😆 i have a similar name to silencer😆 silent bomb😳
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. <br>
<br> oh ppl get to know when i have facial hair!! i m pretty fair and my hair is very dark and thick so yea my mom begs me b4 i look like a guy and i just tell her u wanted a son so i m fulfilling ur wish😆
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. <br>
<br>😆 i just hug them😊
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. <br>
<br> no😳
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. <br>
<br>
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. <br>
<br>well ppl who find it cute r dumb themselves and i dont wana with a dumb guy😆
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.<br>
<br>??
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. <br>
<br>well i dont spend a lot time on dressing up!!but i do dress up really well on special occasions😊
23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them . <br>
<br>ok😕
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. <br>
<br>😕
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. <br>
<br>yup😊
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. <br>
<br> and sleeping can also solve all the problems!!
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. <br>
<br>i think i do😆
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.<br>
<br>how?😕
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. <br>
<br>as i said earlier i dont use lipstick!!
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. <br><br>
sooooooo trueeee!!!

i m still depressed ali!!

bye ali!!

hi nisha. how r u?

Acha guys Bahot time pass ho gaya now I have to go back to books:((

Chalo hope to see u guys soon.. May be after exams..

Bye tc
All the best Sid for ur presentation...

thanks meeti!! all the best to u too!! take gud care...bye bye...