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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 12 years ago

#321

Now sallu is goin for kat 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

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Posted: 12 years ago

#322

Originally posted by: snmalik4
THE PATEL SURNAME BY NUMBERS
* 2nd in INDIA,
* 5th in ASIA,
* 11th in WORLD MOST COMMON SURNAME.
* 15% of INDIA & 70% of GUJARAT'S BUSINESS HANDLED BY PATEL.
* PATEL IS THE 6TH MOST RICHEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD.
* PATEL SURNAME HAVE 423 DIFFERENT TYPE OF SUB SURNAME.
* 65% NRI ARE PATELS.
* PATEL IS A OFFICIAL SURNAME IN 43 COUNTRY.
* IN 2018 PATEL SURNAME WILL BE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 SURNAME. * No wonder!!! One day The USA may have a PATEL PRESIDENT and The UK a PATEL PRIME MINISTER
* THE NAME"PATEL" IS ENOUGH.* IT CARRIES A LOT OF WEIGHT AND STRENGTH
* WE ARE PROUD TO BE A PATEL !!!!
* WE ARE PROUD TO BE A GUJARATI !!!!
* WE ARE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN !!!!

👏 - Patel at the best -

Kaash mein Patel hoti then i too would be counted in this number 😛

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Salman

@TheBhai

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Posted: 12 years ago

#323

Originally posted by: -Nidz-
Now sallu is goin for kat 😆

Love My Marathi neighbours actually i am part of Maharashtra...😆 Sallu cant go for Kat now that she has kissed SRK...😆

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Salman

@TheBhai

Rocker

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Posted: 12 years ago

#324

PATEL JOKE

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India.

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?"

Dave, the American, replied, "A
THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
"Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich for speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on Yep, Turning on a LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to Patel, the Guy from India, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Patel replied, (in his Gujju accent!) "Apter herring da 3 prebius ansers sir, et's obius to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
"Oh, I can expleyn sir," said Patel.
"You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was pheeling bad and so I run so fast to the baatrum,, but before I couldTHINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I alredi done it !"

Patel is now the new "Office Manager" at Wal-Mart in Washington.

Edited by snmalik4 - 12 years ago

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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 12 years ago

#325

Originally posted by: snmalik4
Love My Marathi neighbours actually i am part of Maharashtra...😆 Sallu cant go for Kat now that she has kissed SRK...😆

🤣 Bechara kismat ka mara 😆